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I'M HAMMERED THREAD

The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
edited December 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
yep...

whacked

cheers bitches
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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    great great idea for a thread

    one rule bout this

    you must show how many empty beer bottles or cans you've had to truly show your hammered
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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    The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    might not be beer

    also...I need a bigger lens. haha

    bar crawl at noon tomorrow. gonna be rough
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    Jokertt14Jokertt14 Posts: 2,566
    +1 :)
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    RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    The Fixer wrote:

    bar crawl at noon tomorrow. gonna be rough

    getting up will be rough. the bar, the booze will be the cure.

    I'm on my way. hello whiskey.
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    Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    I'm at the party with The Fixer. I took this photo of him:

    passed-out-drunk.jpg
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Big Drop wrote:
    I'm at the party with The Fixer. I took this photo of him:

    passed-out-drunk.jpg

    You should roll him on his side. And put down a tarp.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Big Drop wrote:
    I'm at the party with The Fixer. I took this photo of him:

    passed-out-drunk.jpg

    HAAAAAAAAAA. AWEsome

    I'm drunk as funk. Bar crawl tomorrow is actually for a charity so I feel like i need to make it.

    I don't get many opportunities to get shitfaced for a good cause :D

    (any spelling errors should be dismissed as the author is legally blind. thank you)
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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    The Fixer wrote:
    might not be beer
    haha true

    eat up on carbs before hand. that's what i used to do before St. Patricks Day bar crawls.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

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    Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    The Fixer wrote:

    HAAAAAAAAAA. AWEsome

    I'm drunk as funk. Bar crawl tomorrow is actually for a charity so I feel like i need to make it.

    I don't get many opportunities to get shitfaced for a good cause :D

    (any spelling errors should be dismissed as the author is legally blind. thank you)

    The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.

    Every year we do a polar bear swim where we get liquored up and jump in Lake Erie in January. My nuts go missing for around a month or so after but I don't care because there's free booze and it raises money for the local fire department.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
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    Attaway77Attaway77 Posts: 2,889
    Fungus amongus and many beers... Cheers.
    1998 Dallas (7/5) 2006 San Fran (7/15,7/16) 2009 San Fran (8/28) 2010 Bristow (5/13) NY (5/21) 2011 Alpine Valley (9/3,9/4)
    2012 Missoula (9/30) 2013 Chicago (7/19) Pittsburgh (10/11) Buffalo (10/12) Baltimore (10/27) Dallas (11/15)
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    go make a bulling thread
    81 is now off the air

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    The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Big Drop wrote:

    The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.

    CLASSIC!!

    The way I look at it...if I'm drinking for charity, I might as well drink more than usual. it's for a good cause

    I always make a point to submit a nice donation to the charity. I am suddenly rich when I get bombed

    drinking rules
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    Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    The Fixer wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:

    The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.

    CLASSIC!!

    The way I look at it...if I'm drinking for charity, I might as well drink more than usual. it's for a good cause

    I always make a point to submit a nice donation to the charity. I am suddenly rich when I get bombed

    drinking rules

    Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
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    Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    I'm stoned. Time to eat a homemade sugarcookie and go to sleep.
    I'll be back
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    RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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    dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    Attaway77 wrote:
    Fungus amongus and many beers... Cheers.

    Sounds like a good night to me.. back in the days when they were funky! Love that shit!
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    Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,479
    You folks type remarkably well for a bunch of drunks! :lol:
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Get_Right wrote:
    You folks type remarkably well for a bunch of drunks! :lol:


    practice makes perfect. 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.

    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I can't type when I'm a wasted pup...

    not sure how you guys do it :?

    it takes me a really long time to type a post
    and I'm afraid to look at what I wrote the next day :lol:

    I try to stay away....
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    pandora wrote:
    I can't type when I'm a wasted pup...

    not sure how you guys do it :?

    it takes me a really long time to type a post
    and I'm afraid to look at what I wrote the next day :lol:

    I try to stay away....

    Good idea, Pandora. Drunk dialing is one thing, but tipsy typing is quite another _ it lasts forever! :lol:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.

    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.


    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.

    March 18/19 2011

    Best.
    Immortality Air Guitar.
    Ever.
    On Repeat.
    :lol:8-)
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I'm totally hammered. I am also correct when i tell the fuckers who are currently behind me that Berlin 10 is totally fucking amazing and that is what we are going to listen to. HELLO IMMORTALITYY. HELLO BLACK!!!!! My house. My rules. My weed. MY PEARL JAM! and you're welcome.

    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.


    Berlin 2010.

    Best.
    Boot.
    Ever.

    March 18/19 2011

    Best.
    Immortality Air Guitar.
    Ever.
    On Repeat.
    :lol:8-)

    :lol::lol::lol:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    pandora wrote:
    I can't type when I'm a wasted pup...

    not sure how you guys do it :?

    it takes me a really long time to type a post
    and I'm afraid to look at what I wrote the next day :lol:

    I try to stay away....

    Do not try to type when you are drunk, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. . . There is no keyboard.

    Then you will see it is not the keyboard that types, it is only yourself.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,750
    Big Drop wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:

    The only thing better than getting drunk is getting drunk for charity.

    CLASSIC!!

    The way I look at it...if I'm drinking for charity, I might as well drink more than usual. it's for a good cause

    I always make a point to submit a nice donation to the charity. I am suddenly rich when I get bombed

    drinking rules

    Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."

    To my surprise, there was actually some money in my wallet when I woke up this morning. That's always a nice feeling....
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    Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,479
    On my fourth scotch.
    Slowly approaching hammered state.



    Damn I need a taco! :mrgreen:
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Indifference71 wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:

    Yeah, man, if I could count the number of times I woke up after along night of drinking and said, "Funny, I thought I had some money in my wallet. . ."

    To my surprise, there was actually some money in my wallet when I woke up this morning. That's always a nice feeling....

    I hope you had money to start with. Otherwise you might have done a little... um... entrepreneuring you might not be fully remembering.

    :lol: :shock:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    blenderman69blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    when i get hammerd like last night i usually turn to mrs. blenderman and sing.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA
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    Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    blenderman69 wrote:
    when i get hammerd like last night i usually turn to mrs. blenderman and sing.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA

    Mrs. Blenderman is a very lucky woman.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
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    blenderman69blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    Big Drop wrote:
    blenderman69 wrote:
    when i get hammerd like last night i usually turn to mrs. blenderman and sing.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cO5JxyEXA

    Mrs. Blenderman is a very lucky woman.
    that's what i keep telling her :lol:
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