1. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
2. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I) I often hear voices and am deeply troubled until I realize that Mr. Unlost left his fire department radio on down the basement.
2: I don't get the whole fuss about guacamole
III. Three is the exact right number of dogs to have
1. Is it just me, or do others think Panthro from ThunderCats would be African-American if he were human?
2. I wonder if Cheetara really cheated?
3. "ThunderCats! HOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I) I often hear voices and am deeply troubled until I realize that Mr. Unlost left his fire department radio on down the basement.
2: I don't get the whole fuss about guacamole
III. Three is the exact right number of dogs to have
1. I love Brian our dog.
2. One dog is not enough.
3. We need another dog. Or two other dogs.
1. Is it just me, or do others think Panthro from ThunderCats would be African-American if he were human?
It isn't just you...
1.I am a big hot sweaty mess
2. These little kids asked if i would buy them smokes as i was walking into 7 11 a bit ago.. I asked "what brand" they said "Marlboro ultra lights, man!". I replied "fucking pussies" and went about my business..
3. IAVGL
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
1. I can bite to clip all of my toenails. (but I dont...often)
2. I like peanutbutter better than any other flavor on earth.
3. I went 84 hours without sleep once.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
1. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
2. A hurricane releases more energy in 10 minutes, than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
3. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
1. I feel Dang Dang has a great sense of humor
2. no, that wasn't the word I had to look up
3. If a lot of arm hair was ten and none was zero,,, I would give mine a 6
1. I feel Dang Dang has a great sense of humor
2. no, that wasn't the word I had to look up
3. If a lot of arm hair was ten and none was zero,,, I would give mine a 6
1. Darn Tootin' is Dang Tootin's friend
2. OMG! THESE ARE CAVASTARRRS HEART-SHAPED TEETH!
3. I like red candy and orange soda
WHAT THE FUCK?? I was so glad to get past that page!!!
1. My DangDang suspicions are confirmed
2. I like chicken and beer
3. IAVGL
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
1) On an almost daily basis I see things grosser than that photo. My clients love to say "look at this!" before I have a chance to say no. Of course I look.
2) Dang Dang IS hilarious.
3) Best stop for chicken and bitches: the 7-11 at 3am.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
1) I do social work with chronically homeless, mentally ill, substance addicted folks coming out of jail and prison. (I work with crazy homeless people on drugs)
2) I don't tend to type lol, i do type hahaha and I always laugh
3) Chicked and Bitches at 7-11= 2 for 1 special.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
1. I need a passport, but I can't find my birth certificate :x
2. I am gonna cut it close to getting one in time before I have to leave :?
3. My passport will have the most awesome-est picture
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
1. I can't actually laugh without first making a snorting honk sound. all other "laughs" are fake.
2. I have all of my wisdom teeth, and an additional 2 teeth - giving me a grand total of 34 teeth.
3. I am afraid that a baboon with come up behind me and bite through my calves, chewing on my legs. (this is an irrational fear i have whenever i am trying to unlock my front door)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
1. My kids keep scrapping with each other. They didn't fight as much when we had a beach to walk on and tide pools to play in.
2. They go to bed too late and get up too early. They are tired and irritable. I need to get them out of the house...but am worried that the behaviour will continue in public and this is behaviour no one needs to see...
3. When I text too much it screws up my typing, I use the shift key when it is not needed.
1. I can say anything backwards without thinking about it.
2. I am still scared to death of Chucky and Child's Play movies.
3. I would much rather stay in on a Sat. night with some good friends and drinks than go out to a bar or club.
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2. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
I do love me some paraprosdokians.
Skip to 1:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkpYtvtkx_s
2: I don't get the whole fuss about guacamole
III. Three is the exact right number of dogs to have
any chance I could borrow that radio? I could have some fun with that.
:wave: Hi Unlost! Long time no see!
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
2. I wonder if Cheetara really cheated?
3. "ThunderCats! HOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Glad I got that out of my system. Carry on.
1. I love Brian our dog.
2. One dog is not enough.
3. We need another dog. Or two other dogs.
It isn't just you...
1.I am a big hot sweaty mess
2. These little kids asked if i would buy them smokes as i was walking into 7 11 a bit ago.. I asked "what brand" they said "Marlboro ultra lights, man!". I replied "fucking pussies" and went about my business..
3. IAVGL
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
2. So excited for this weekend! Going to the cottage!
3. Glad you didn't buy them cigs for those kids, Cav!
2. I like peanutbutter better than any other flavor on earth.
3. I went 84 hours without sleep once.
2. A hurricane releases more energy in 10 minutes, than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
3. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
This is disgusting and fucking awesome all at once!!
1. I am drinking
2. I am not drunk (yet)
3. I am in the mood for chicken and bitches
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
nuff said.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
1. Darn Tootin' is Dang Tootin's friend
2. OMG! THESE ARE CAVASTARRRS HEART-SHAPED TEETH!
3. I like red candy and orange soda
1. My DangDang suspicions are confirmed
2. I like chicken and beer
3. IAVGL
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
2. Dang Dang is freakin hilarious.
3. Where is the best place for Cav to get chicken and bitches?
2. I like red candy & pale drinks
3. headless people astoundingly usually are VGL (voluminous galaga leslienielsons)
2) Dang Dang IS hilarious.
3) Best stop for chicken and bitches: the 7-11 at 3am.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
I have no clue what this means and would love for someone smarter than me to explain
Low quality bitches and even lower quality chicken
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
It's a body double, I googled it :oops:
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
for movies...kind of like a stunt man
2. doubt that the typed "lol" is actually alway accompanied by a vocaluburm laugh
3. I'm concerned that one may not be able to discern the difference between chicken and bitches at a 7- 11 at 3:00am
2) I don't tend to type lol, i do type hahaha and I always laugh
3) Chicked and Bitches at 7-11= 2 for 1 special.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
1. Shimmy Mommy can carry a good joke!
2. voluminous= lots of. think "volume"; galaga...you know, that video game. galaga...right?
3. leslie nielson. Naked Gun. Airplane. right?
also headless? wow
2. I have no head
3. I am still totally hot!
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
2. I am gonna cut it close to getting one in time before I have to leave :?
3. My passport will have the most awesome-est picture
- Christopher McCandless
2. I have all of my wisdom teeth, and an additional 2 teeth - giving me a grand total of 34 teeth.
3. I am afraid that a baboon with come up behind me and bite through my calves, chewing on my legs. (this is an irrational fear i have whenever i am trying to unlock my front door)
2. They go to bed too late and get up too early. They are tired and irritable. I need to get them out of the house...but am worried that the behaviour will continue in public and this is behaviour no one needs to see...
3. When I text too much it screws up my typing, I use the shift key when it is not needed.
2. I am still scared to death of Chucky and Child's Play movies.
3. I would much rather stay in on a Sat. night with some good friends and drinks than go out to a bar or club.