3. You can't bring propane tanks through harbor tunnels.
That would make you a terrorist. you also can't take pictures of tollbooths on bridges. I just found that out in jersey. Its a summonsable offense.
Damn!
1. Unlost Dogs would flunk terrorism school because she a) is highly distractible, b) is too clumsy to be trusted with explosives and/or firearms and c) giggles too easily
2. RYEzupSF has an perplexing interest in tollbooth architecture
3. Vegans are sometimes quite pale
1) I haven't worn deodorant in 3 days. I keep forgetting to buy it. does that make me a terrorist?
2) I was homecoming queen in high school. i was reminded of this earlier. not a fact i draw on much.
3) i still have my tiara
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
1.) RYE always makes me laugh, regardless of how bad her right guard goes left
2.) I was the homecoming king that year , and she smelled quite lovely
3.) I am dead sexy
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
1.) RYE always makes me laugh, regardless of how bad her right guard goes left
2.) I was the homecoming king that year , and she smelled quite lovely
3.) I am dead sexy
Thanks for holding me up that night. I was quite drunk from the boones strawberry hill and champagne. Thanks for holding my hair too. From what I remember you had very sexy shoes. dead sexy shoes.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
1.) RYE always makes me laugh, regardless of how bad her right guard goes left
2.) I was the homecoming king that year , and she smelled quite lovely
3.) I am dead sexy
Thanks for holding me up that night. I was quite drunk from the boones strawberry hill and champagne. Thanks for holding my hair too. From what I remember you had very sexy shoes. dead sexy shoes.
from what I remember, you said " don't worry, I wont charge you for child support" how is my boy?
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
from what I remember, you said " don't worry, I wont charge you for child support" how is my boy?
I kept my word. he is great. following in his daddy's footsteps. wearing sexy shoes and getting the ladies really drunk on cheap malt liquor. he is also really really really hot. he looks at himself in the mirror and says so often.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
from what I remember, you said " don't worry, I wont charge you for child support" how is my boy?
I kept my word. he is great. following in his daddy's footsteps. wearing sexy shoes and getting the ladies really drunk on cheap malt liquor. he is also really really really hot. he looks at himself in the mirror and says so often.
I wish you wouldn't have named him Indigo.. I mean, WTF!! how tough can we expect him to be with a name like Indigo.. You should have named him Alice!! I believe that is what I was calling out during the sex anyway.. Alice is a nice tough Detroit name.. but, I imagine his hotness will take him far, like mine does
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
from what I remember, you said " don't worry, I wont charge you for child support" how is my boy?
I kept my word. he is great. following in his daddy's footsteps. wearing sexy shoes and getting the ladies really drunk on cheap malt liquor. he is also really really really hot. he looks at himself in the mirror and says so often.
I wish you wouldn't have named him Indigo.. I mean, WTF!! how tough can we expect him to be with a name like Indigo.. You should have named him Alice!! I believe that is what I was calling out during the sex anyway.. Alice is a nice tough Detroit name.. but, I imagine his hotness will take him far, like mine does
Indigo is a solid name. His middle name is Girls. What isn't tough about Indigo Girls Cavstarr? Alice is what I call him when he is in trouble. He's learning how to fight. His daddy probably needs to teach him a few things. Like how to handle living with the pressures of being so hot. Its a lot for a little guy.
Indigo Girls Cavstarr is the sexiest 7th grader alive!! and if daddy wasn't so hooked on blow and strippers, I could teach him a thing or two about fighting.. Just tell him that daddy and his 4th wife Candy love him very much and I cant wait to show him my empty Jack Daniels bottle collection.. And I will be out of prison soon..
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Blow and strippers sounds like Mommy's night last night. Thank goodness Indigo Girls Cavstarr is such a responsible young man. He wants me to be sure and thank Candy for all the sudafed and paint thinner she sent him. Indigo is really forward to seeing Daddy without chainlink in between you.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Yeah, sorry about that.. we had to re-locate the meth lab.. Candy's pimp is getting a lot of heat from the Detroit police dept. lately.. But he is a good man, as he is helping me with my up coming parole hearing.. I heard he has someone's daughter locked up in a basement near 7 mile. A true friend..
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Thank goodness for good friends. Hey Daddy Cav, , see if you can get basement girl's number for your son. Indigo is working on his black book and a number gifted by his daddy on the day of his release would really mean a lot to the boy. Boost his confidence. He is entering that awkward stage and could really use a man in his life. I mean, besides the ones that entertain his mommy after jeopardy and the powerball.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Oh for sure.. if she lives.. I am tired of him getting pissed at me for giving him dead hostages phone numbers.. It just doesn't reflect well on me.. I mean, I am a good father, and he deserves live hostage digits.. tell him that i will be out soon, and that guy mommy has coming around will soon get a lesson in swimming...
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
well if she doesn't make it, just be sure to bring him a something. A GI Joe, and nice magazine- something along the lines of Barely Legal- we don't need him cougar hunting again. I wish you wouldn't have taught him that so young. He just wants to be like his daddy so much. But its not cool hitting on mommy's friends. especially during grown up time. and I'll be sure to give D'Angelo, Stryper and Jack Johnson a heads up. None are good swimmers.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
1. This thread has taken a turn for the weird
2. I don't believe for a second that Cavstarr has dead sexy shoes
3. I never, ever make contact with the seat when utilizing public toilet facilites
1. This thread has taken a turn for the weird
2. I don't believe for a second that Cavstarr has dead sexy shoes
3. I never, ever make contact with the seat when utilizing public toilet facilites
well, believe it.. I have both dead sexy and boogie shoes
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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That would make you a terrorist. you also can't take pictures of tollbooths on bridges. I just found that out in jersey. Its a summonsable offense.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Damn!
1. Unlost Dogs would flunk terrorism school because she a) is highly distractible, b) is too clumsy to be trusted with explosives and/or firearms and c) giggles too easily
2. RYEzupSF has an perplexing interest in tollbooth architecture
3. Vegans are sometimes quite pale
2.) I am a really good looking man
3.) seriously, I am really really really hot
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
2) I was homecoming queen in high school. i was reminded of this earlier. not a fact i draw on much.
3) i still have my tiara
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
2.) I was the homecoming king that year , and she smelled quite lovely
3.) I am dead sexy
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Thanks for holding me up that night. I was quite drunk from the boones strawberry hill and champagne. Thanks for holding my hair too. From what I remember you had very sexy shoes. dead sexy shoes.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I kept my word. he is great. following in his daddy's footsteps. wearing sexy shoes and getting the ladies really drunk on cheap malt liquor. he is also really really really hot. he looks at himself in the mirror and says so often.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Indigo is a solid name. His middle name is Girls. What isn't tough about Indigo Girls Cavstarr? Alice is what I call him when he is in trouble. He's learning how to fight. His daddy probably needs to teach him a few things. Like how to handle living with the pressures of being so hot. Its a lot for a little guy.
Speaking of Alice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMKPZN5tdlk
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
2.) I miss Cleveland
3.) I miss that juke box
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
2) I don't particularly miss Cleveland. But I miss that Cleveland.
3) best. juke box. ever.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
2) look for a hotel
3) have fun :-)
2) I only go to hotels with vibrating circular beds that spin and alien themes
3) I guess that is more motel than hotel
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
2.) my guitar gently weeps
3.) I am better looking in low light and after several black russians
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
2) i don't have a guitar, but i weep. aggressively at times.
3) I prefer white russians
good night!
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
2. I don't believe for a second that Cavstarr has dead sexy shoes
3. I never, ever make contact with the seat when utilizing public toilet facilites
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
2) IF you try any stunts on acid please wear sexy shoes
3) dont shit where you eat
2) clashman is right...don't shit where you eat :thumbup:
3) unlost dogs, I hover also :oops:
2) I am flying home tomorrow
3) I will listen to a boot on the plane right home--probably MSG2.
Presently, I am self-employed. Before that, I was an assistant manager at Bloomingdale's.
Years ago, I jumped on stage, kissed James Taylor and got his autograph on the cover of Rolling Stone.
You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!
At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
2. i'm smart enough
3. dammit people like me
2. I want poutine.
3. Buzzed at 4:15 PM.