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  • Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    In the future, wanking in the car will also be used as an alternative fuel, ending the dependency on petroleum!
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    this doesnt sound very safe
    well i suppose in some ways it is very safe but....nevermind
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Big Drop wrote:
    Wer hat hier im Auto masturbiert? :lol:
    :lol:
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  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    :roll:
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    DeLukin wrote:
    I'm really curious about technique. How do you do... that.... yourself without making a mess out of your dashboard? Maybe it's a traffic light/drive thru/car wash thing? I gotta know...

    i'm sure cruise control would help
    but i didn't have it

    and the dashboard wasn't in my way
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    pandora wrote:
    no but I've attended to others ;):lol:


    Plural?
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    BinauralJam wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    no but I've attended to others ;):lol:


    Plural?

    :o:o
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Before you know it, you'll see posters and billboards warning people not to do this, right next to the ones that say "Don't text and drive." :lol:
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  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    :wave:

    we should start a club.
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Never helped myself while driving. How could that be enjoyable and what possibly could happen that would make you have to do that while behind the wheel?
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  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    raises hand






    I thought everybody did
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    he still stands wrote:
    :wave:

    we should start a club.

    Agreed!! :lol:
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    pandora wrote:
    no but I've attended to others ;):lol:
    Me too! :mrgreen:

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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,889
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Never helped myself while driving. How could that be enjoyable and what possibly could happen that would make you have to do that while behind the wheel?

    I'm not one to lecture, but the shit people do when they're driving... :roll:

    I guess maybe on a long trip on an empty road? I'm too busy playing with the shifter. :o
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  • KM43590KM43590 Posts: 298
    I once urinated into a soda cup doing 60mph... :lol:
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    KM43590 wrote:
    I once urinated into a soda cup doing 60mph... :lol:

    Dude, you must have awesome aim to be able to piss in a cup that was going 60mph! ;)
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  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    dcfaithful wrote:
    .....what possibly could happen that would make you have to do that while behind the wheel?

    perhaps your mama leaving her Glamour magazine on the passenger seat? Oops wrong thread...
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    KM43590 wrote:
    I once urinated into a soda cup doing 60mph... :lol:

    Dude, you must have awesome aim to be able to piss in a cup that was going 60mph! ;)
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Gibson72Gibson72 Posts: 1,245
    Never by myself.
    Girlfriends doing it To me and me to her.
    Gibson1972
  • Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    I'm amazed we're not locked yet.
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  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    Big Drop wrote:
    I'm amazed we're not locked yet.
    me too.. :?
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Change the lyrics on RVM:

    I took a drive today
    Time to m......ate
    Guess it was the beatings,
    Made me wise.


    That's all I'm doing right now.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Pearl Drummer wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:
    I'm amazed we're not locked yet.
    me too.. :?


    i've got a PM into Ziggy. She'll take care of it. :P
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    Change the lyrics on RVM:

    I took a drive today
    Time to m......ate
    Guess it was the beatings,
    Made me wise.


    That's all I'm doing right now.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Half Full wrote:
    raises hand






    I thought everybody did


    raises hand :lol::lol:
    (the one activity where i am ambidextrous)
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    81 wrote:
    Pearl Drummer wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:
    I'm amazed we're not locked yet.
    me too.. :?


    i've got a PM into Ziggy. She'll take care of it. :P
    Ahh good man
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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