ok i'll go first . . who else has

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited February 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
(to avoid a lock)
attended to their own pleasure
while
driving
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :?
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    :?

    do i need to spell it out?
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Never by myself...

    2007 would be the first time.
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited February 2011
    Logistically, wouldn't that be hard (no pun intended) to do?
    Post edited by DeLukin on
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    Never by myself...

    2007 would be the first time.


    oh sure getting head while driving

    but

    in a manual (ha-ha) transmision with no cruise
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    chickweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    :?

    do i need to spell it out?


    :crazy: :wtf: :eh: :shh: :silent: :think:

    perhaps these would have been smilies to use.
    81 is now off the air

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  • chickweed wrote:
    (to avoid a lock)
    attended to their own pleasure
    while
    driving

    This sounds like something that has been put into an online German translator and then translated back to English.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    :?

    do i need to spell it out?


    :crazy: :wtf: :eh: :shh: :silent: :think:

    perhaps these would have been smilies to use.


    or perhaps
    :o:o:o:o
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    chickweed wrote:
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    Never by myself...

    2007 would be the first time.


    oh sure getting head while driving

    but

    in a manual (ha-ha) transmision with no cruise

    I was the passenger. lol
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,183
    Comedic thread of the year so far and it just got started. :x

    Peace
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    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    ibtl
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    g under p wrote:
    Comedic thread of the year so far and it just got started. :x

    Peace

    but i'm serious :shh:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Wer hat hier im Auto masturbiert? :lol:
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • ibtl
    :lol:
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Big Drop wrote:
    Wer hat hier im Auto masturbiert? :lol:


    now that's just dirty





    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    no but I've attended to others ;):lol:
  • dont lock, this is an important scientific poll.

    Ok I shouldnt have said 'poll', but it is very important to know.
    Also, if you have done it, what time was it? so I know what time to stay off the roads! ;)

    me? yes, once. very difficult.
    using cruise control helps.
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  • I guess when the morning coffee just isn't enough to get you going drastic measures must be taken.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dont lock, this is an important scientific pole.

    fixed
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited February 2011
    I'm really curious about technique. How do you do... that.... yourself without making a mess out of your dashboard? Maybe it's a traffic light/drive thru/car wash thing? I gotta know...
    Post edited by DeLukin on
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • DeLukin wrote:
    I'm really curious about technique. How do you do... that.... without making a mess out of your dashboard?

    If you're hitting the dashboard you've got quite the vitality in your downstairs mix-up.
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    ibtl


    as long as Ziggy doesn't post, this thread has a chance :P
    81 is now off the air

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  • Yup, I have...hey when the urge hits ya, you gotta do what you gotta do! ;)
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • chickweed wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:
    Wer hat hier im Auto masturbiert? :lol:


    now that's just dirty





    :lol:
    In vor dem Schloss
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  • chickweed wrote:
    Big Drop wrote:
    Wer hat hier im Auto masturbiert? :lol:


    now that's just dirty





    :lol:
    In vor dem Schloss

    Ahornsirup macht mich super geil
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • DeLukin wrote:
    I'm really curious about technique. How do you do... that.... yourself without making a mess out of your dashboard? Maybe it's a traffic light/drive thru/car wash thing? I gotta know...

    lets just say I arrived at my destination only wearing one sock.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • DeLukin wrote:
    I'm really curious about technique. How do you do... that.... yourself without making a mess out of your dashboard? Maybe it's a traffic light/drive thru/car wash thing? I gotta know...

    lets just say I arrived at my destination only wearing one sock.

    Carefully, in single lane traffic...and ...well...aim toward yourself :lol::lol::lol:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • OH and PS...

    Women who do "this" have it again, SOO much easier! :lol::lol:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :shock: I'm not that good a driver :lol:
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