Ladies...I need your help

he.who.forgets
he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
edited January 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Soliciting romantic "out of the box" Valentine's Day ideas. Aaaaaand GO!
We were but stones your light made us stars
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  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    I need ideas too, for a girl I met a couple of months ago. I don't want to over do it or under do it.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    turn her over
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    Dissidentman wrote:
    turn her over
    :lol:
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • myra
    myra Posts: 1,257
    I would just hate getting anything even remotely 'romantic' for Valentine's day ... If you have to get her a present, I'd say go for something personal, showing you pay attention to what she really likes. Yep, I know, that helps a lot.
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
    myra wrote:
    I would just hate getting anything even remotely 'romantic' for Valentine's day ... If you have to get her a present, I'd say go for something personal, showing you pay attention to what she really likes. Yep, I know, that helps a lot.

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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    not really talking gifts...more so experience. We've been together for 15 years so I need to come up with something original (and by original, I mean a stolen idea from someone on the PJ forums)
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    not really talking gifts...more so experience. We've been together for 15 years so I need to come up with something original (and by original, I mean a stolen idea from someone on the PJ forums)
    i will sell you a bent car jack and a 3 ft tall lava lamp
    she will enjoy

    do you need any rocks, wood chips, or a well used toaster oven?
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    My best giving present.....

    Found this trunk shaped box. I filled it with rolo's. Sort of like a treasure chest. It went over well
    81 is now off the air

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  • molten_toothpaste
    molten_toothpaste Posts: 422
    How about making your own "Love Coupon Book"(e.g. massage coupon), or make her a romantic Valentine's Day dinner?


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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Write a story / poem telling her what she means to you.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    Write a story / poem telling her what she means to you.
    or buy my poetry book for her.
    also, i sell single poems too.

    :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear wench,

    Its a rare day that i dont wake up with thought of you cooking my dinner and serving me beer.

    I would be hungry and thirsty without you.

    -chadwick
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Chic,

    I adore your fanny as you wax our kitchen floor on your hands and knees. and thank you for always scrubbing the crapper. thank you for the recliner with the built in beer cooler, football helmet, and bulky jock strap.
    i hope you enjoy the BB gun and pocket knife.

    your loving man,
    81

    p.s. sorry i haven't taken the trash out the last 4 years. i guess i forgot.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    A bowling ball with your name on it. Worked for homer Simpson.

    I need some help with a gift too. 14 years with my old lady. The idea tank is empty over here too
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Dissidentman wrote:
    turn her over


    She might get pregnant that way ;):o:o
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    chadwick wrote:
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    Write a story / poem telling her what she means to you.
    or buy my poetry book for her.
    also, i sell single poems too.

    :mrgreen:
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    a pair of sleepers and a vibrator...
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  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    as much as i enjoy the jibber jabber, you lot are worthless :lol:
    but 81, i would go with your little note if only she would have bought me the recliner w/beer holder
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    vd
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Dissidentman wrote:
    turn her over

    :lol: There's a sexual consistancy to your posts. Keep it up. :D

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