You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
Unfortunately at 29 I can relate to some on these!
Brilliant
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
when you hurt the day after from the bar stool the night before :?
my achey breaky everything!
this is how i feel after getting up out of bed.
i really do need a hot tub thing beside my bed just so i can fall into it. (or a swimming pool)
i can barely move when i get up.
yes @ achey breaky all of it.
"Of all the things I have lost I think I miss my mind the most." ......Ozzy Osbourne Get better Ozzy
I wish I had better memory, I can't remember squat.
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
your body suddenly sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies: snap, crackle, pop
Still in good health for the most part, but damn does my body make some cracking and popping sounds. Shoulders, elbows, knees, wrists, ankles, all have been injured in my life and they are talking back more and more. I can feel the weather changing in my fucked up hand bones!
Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer
Please Support My Writing Habit By Purchasing A Book:
Comments
Brilliant
What he said, i think.......uhhhh what was the question?
Roberto Clemente.
i really do need a hot tub thing beside my bed just so i can fall into it. (or a swimming
i can barely move when i get up.
yes @ achey breaky all of it.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I wish I had better memory, I can't remember squat.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Still in good health for the most part, but damn does my body make some cracking and popping sounds. Shoulders, elbows, knees, wrists, ankles, all have been injured in my life and they are talking back more and more. I can feel the weather changing in my fucked up hand bones!
Please Support My Writing Habit By Purchasing A Book:
https://www.createspace.com/3437020
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000663025696
http://earthtremors.blogspot.com/