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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    81 wrote:
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Driving automatic transmission

    automatics are for wimps. real men drive manual's


    so do real chicks.
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    I am so sadd 81 has never looked at my profile.
    :cry:
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    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    81 wrote:
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Driving automatic transmission

    real men drive manual's


    And they NEVER read one. That would be like asking for directions...
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,881
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Driving automatic transmission

    automatics are for wimps. real men drive manual's

    so do real chicks.

    Nice :D

    In most of the world, everybody drives manuals. We should have all manuals in the USA, then it would be harder for people to text & drive.
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    81 wrote:
    automatics are for wimps. real men drive manual's

    so do real chicks.

    Nice :D

    In most of the world, everybody drives manuals. We should have all manuals in the USA, then it would be harder for people to text & drive.

    Well said. Plus driving a manual is just a shitload more fun!
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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,881
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Well said. Plus driving a manual is just a shitload more fun!

    Uh huh. We need our thread for this.
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I can't be steering, shifting, and drinking all at once.. thats how accidents happen
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    I can't be steering, shifting, and drinking all at once.. thats how accidents happen

    Thats a good thing to suck at.
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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Well said. Plus driving a manual is just a shitload more fun!

    Uh huh. We need our thread for this.

    We may need a thread specifying our genders. :lol:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Well said. Plus driving a manual is just a shitload more fun!

    Uh huh. We need our thread for this.

    We may need a thread specifying our genders. :lol:

    Gender and transmission preference thread.
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    Male auto 4x4 scorpio
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    norm wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    81 wrote:


    just pretend the audieance is in the undies.

    What? :shock: And horrify myself as well as be nervous as fuck??

    well then, imagine that your audience is imagining you in your undies :think:


    i mean, they're doing it anyway so you mind as well embrace it ;) :P 8-)

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Driving automatic transmission

    automatics are for wimps. real men drive manual's


    so do real chicks.


    8-)
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Lizard wrote:
    I am so sadd 81 has never looked at my profile.
    :cry:


    i did earlier today. i saw you were married. you are no good to me. you might as well be a guy. :P
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    ;) Don't my posts seem femaleish?? :lol:


    Hey, if people can think I'm a girl, they can think you're a guy.

    Eyed, you can't really blame people for mistaking you for a girl when you make posts with this sound: "Weeeeeeeee!!" :?
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    81 wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    I am so sadd 81 has never looked at my profile.
    :cry:


    i did earlier today. i saw you were married. you are no good to me. you might as well be a guy. :P
    Thats respectable man.. the ethics of being a man-whore.. I dig it :)
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    winter sports, whistling, talking on the phone, drinking in moderation, forgiving people that wrong me, speed reading, driving the speed limit, pillow talk, optimism, yoga
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,412
    Saying No ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    Unfortunately, this list is probably a lot longer than things I don't suck at... :eh:

    Shooting from the hip here...

    Skiing
    Ice skating
    Surfing (so pretty much anything that involves being coordinated in any manner)
    yodeling
    Being fake
    Any type of job that involves selling something
    Public speaking
    Public sex
    Public flogging
    Pretty much anything in public
  • SawyerSawyer Posts: 2,411
    being calm

    organization
  • Staggering GeniusStaggering Genius Posts: 169
    I can't tell my right from my left in an instant.

    I have to think about it.

    Even then I'm usually wrong.

    And of course, talking on the phone.
    Well, fuckers, he still stands.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Staggering Genius wrote:
    I can't tell my right from my left in an instant.

    I have to think about it.
    quote]

    Right there with you.

    Turning a corner just now and running into it, I realized that I have done that 3 or 4 times today.
    I suck at walking around corners. and through doorways.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    and through doorways.

    first step is to open the door...it's all downhill from there
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    and through doorways.

    first step is to open the door...it's all downhill from there


    thanks for the tip. maybe you can help me with answering the phone. any times I pick it up and it flies out of my hand and hits me in the eye. I've had bruises from this. Tips? :lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    norm wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    and through doorways.

    first step is to open the door...it's all downhill from there


    thanks for the tip. maybe you can help me with answering the phone. any times I pick it up and it flies out of my hand and hits me in the eye. I've had bruises from this. Tips? :lol:

    ask the congressman for help on this one...me thinks he's the perfect guy for that! :P :lol:
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    - not worrying (this is the worst one, hands down)
    - parallel parking uphill
    - walking in high heels *faceplant*
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    norm wrote:
    ask the congressman for help on this one...me thinks he's the perfect guy for that! :P :lol:

    :lol::lol: Great tip. :? Just what I need to do. Open the door for him to hit on me again and ask me if he smells like pee pee. But hell, if he starts to dance it is so worth it.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    pjfan31 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    anything that requires good aim :?


    So I guess ur with cate on this one aye
    exactly...no peeing standing up...no writing my name in the snow :(
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