i suck at toning down my brutal honesty. I suck at being fake.
Pretty much, i suck at not being a bitch
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Don't you call extra thick milkshakes "thickshakes"?
I do believe that term is "thilkshake"
No, in Australia it's THICKshake. Do your McDonalds sell thickshakes? Ours do. Actually, now I think about it more I think someone told me that thickshakes are an Aussie thing.
Interviews -- in person or over the phone. This probably carries on from sucking at public speaking.
I had to do a phone interview with a newspaper in the last couple of months....just a reporter asking questions about a product I sell. She rang me up out of the blue....I answered all her questions without a problem, had a good laugh with her, no major issues at all, it all went very smoothly....until I walked into another office and they told me to look in the mirror....my whole body, arms, chest, everything was bright red and hot to touch! It's a fear of fucking up in front of a crowd or audience (which I now realise also includes fucking up in print). What if I say the wrong thing? What if they make me sound like a dick? What if they ask me something and I don't understand the question or don't know the answer? Fuck interviews....and public speaking! :x I think I also just like to be in control....and I don't feel in control in those situations....especially not interviews.
Interviews -- in person or over the phone. This probably carries on from sucking at public speaking.
I had to do a phone interview with a newspaper in the last couple of months....just a reporter asking questions about a product I sell. She rang me up out of the blue....I answered all her questions without a problem, had a good laugh with her, no major issues at all, it all went very smoothly....until I walked into another office and they told me to look in the mirror....my whole body, arms, chest, everything was bright red and hot to touch! It's a fear of fucking up in front of a crowd or audience (which I now realise also includes fucking up in print). What if I say the wrong thing? What if they make me sound like a dick? What if they ask me something and I don't understand the question or don't know the answer? Fuck interviews....and public speaking! :x I think I also just like to be in control....and I don't feel in control in those situations....especially not interviews.
Drink your way through... that's what I did in college. Man, I was a crappy student.
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oh--and hammering a nail. Completely Suck at that! cuz i'm a girl.
hey! I can hammer a nail! and I know how to use a mitre box too.....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
oh--and hammering a nail. Completely Suck at that! cuz i'm a girl.
hey! I can hammer a nail! and I know how to use a mitre box too.....
Well I can throw a ball!!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Math...the hard stuff, like algebra and trig
Catching(anything tossed at me...like keys, balls, remotes)
Throwing (anything...like when someone says, "Just toss it over." I can't. I need a direct hand off.
Video games
Drawing...even stickmen are problematic
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Pretty much, i suck at not being a bitch
No, in Australia it's THICKshake. Do your McDonalds sell thickshakes? Ours do. Actually, now I think about it more I think someone told me that thickshakes are an Aussie thing.
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not listenig to PJ :roll:
cooking :x
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I had to do a phone interview with a newspaper in the last couple of months....just a reporter asking questions about a product I sell. She rang me up out of the blue....I answered all her questions without a problem, had a good laugh with her, no major issues at all, it all went very smoothly....until I walked into another office and they told me to look in the mirror....my whole body, arms, chest, everything was bright red and hot to touch! It's a fear of fucking up in front of a crowd or audience (which I now realise also includes fucking up in print). What if I say the wrong thing? What if they make me sound like a dick? What if they ask me something and I don't understand the question or don't know the answer? Fuck interviews....and public speaking! :x I think I also just like to be in control....and I don't feel in control in those situations....especially not interviews.
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★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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After approximately 4 seconds of careful consideration and introspective reflection, I am happy to report that I suck at nothing.
Carry on, you sorry lot.
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towing a trailer
pulling a boat out of the water
Not even on the poor guy's birthday?
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You have no idea how much I suffer here on my lofty perch.
we can see up your skirt
well then, imagine that your audience is imagining you in your undies :think:
i mean, they're doing it anyway so you mind as well embrace it
No, I got it. I just didn't acknowledge.
really??
bake some cookies
:P
Oh
That was the oven! Not me! And it was a one time thing!
We still haven't replaced that oven... :?
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Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
hey! I can hammer a nail! and I know how to use a mitre box too.....
- Christopher McCandless
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
- Christopher McCandless
Catching(anything tossed at me...like keys, balls, remotes)
Throwing (anything...like when someone says, "Just toss it over." I can't. I need a direct hand off.
Video games
Drawing...even stickmen are problematic