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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's funny he said "things you might like"....what if he sends really kinky shit? :lol: lmao Ahhhh....got to love a business where you get sent free sex toys.

    What would be really funny if he sends you a selection, and there are things that you aren't quite sure about how to use _ or where to use.

    Could make for an embarrassing trip to the local Emergency Department.
    Nurse, Could someone answer that cell phone....
    Oh, wait...

    Sometime I'll tell you about the person who presented after a misadventure with an electric toothbrush... without the brush attached...
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    What would be really funny if he sends you a selection, and there are things that you aren't quite sure about how to use _ or where to use.

    Could make for an embarrassing trip to the local Emergency Department.
    Nurse, Could someone answer that cell phone....
    Oh, wait...

    Sometime I'll tell you about the person who presented after a misadventure with an electric toothbrush... without the brush attached...

    I have heard an electric toothbrush story....my friend works as a nurse in the ER...... :|
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    What would be really funny if he sends you a selection, and there are things that you aren't quite sure about how to use _ or where to use.

    Could make for an embarrassing trip to the local Emergency Department.
    Nurse, Could someone answer that cell phone....
    Oh, wait...

    Sometime I'll tell you about the person who presented after a misadventure with an electric toothbrush... without the brush attached...

    That must be the "REACH Around". New product from the fellas at REACH.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Dissidentman wrote:
    That must be the "REACH Around". New product from the fellas at REACH.
    I hear it works wonders with cavities.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    That must be the "REACH Around". New product from the fellas at REACH.
    I hear it works wonders with cavities.

    :D

    Proctologist recommended? I bet not.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Dissidentman wrote:
    [Proctologist recommended? .
    how can i help?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    [Proctologist recommended? .
    how can i help?

    Have any Aquafresh?

    And 4&20... was that me? That happened on my shift... :shock:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Wouldn't Aquafresh......burn?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    That must be the "REACH Around". New product from the fellas at REACH.
    I hear it works wonders with cavities.

    :D

    Proctologist recommended? I bet not.

    4 out 5 proctologists recommend it :thumbup:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I hear it works wonders with cavities.

    :D

    Proctologist recommended? I bet not.

    4 out 5 proctologists recommend it :thumbup:

    Proctologists....what a racket...I get bent over every time I go.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    :D

    Proctologist recommended? I bet not.

    4 out 5 proctologists recommend it :thumbup:

    Proctologists....what a racket...I get bent over every time I go.

    Oooooooowwwwwwwww (channeling Thrilla)

    I wonder... at what point in medical school, or during residency, does someone say, "I really want to devote my life to the care of the anus and rectum."
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
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    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Proctologist recommended? I bet not.

    4 out 5 proctologists recommend it :thumbup:

    Proctologists....what a racket...I get bent over every time I go.
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Oooooooowwwwwwwww (channeling Thrilla)

    I wonder... at what point in medical school, or during residency, does someone say, "I really want to devote my life to the care of the anus and rectum."

    Rectum? I damn near killed 'em.
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Wouldn't Aquafresh......burn?

    yes.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Wouldn't Aquafresh......burn?

    yes.

    Voice of experience?

    :o:lol: :shock:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Wouldn't Aquafresh......burn?

    yes.

    Voice of experience?

    :o:lol: :shock:


    let's say, toothpaste got somewhere else, once, and well, lesson learned.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Wouldn't Aquafresh......burn?

    yes.

    Voice of experience?

    :o:lol: :shock:

    Aquafresh burns my mouth, so I could imagine... :o:cry: :? 8-) in that order.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:

    let's say, toothpaste got somewhere else, once, and well, lesson learned.


    not sure i would want to admit this.
    81 is now off the air

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:

    let's say, toothpaste got somewhere else, once, and well, lesson learned.


    not sure i would want to admit this.

    :shock:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:

    let's say, toothpaste got somewhere else, once, and well, lesson learned.


    not sure i would want to admit this.


    i was 12 and she said it would feel good, she lied.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    [Proctologist recommended? .
    how can i help?

    Have any Aquafresh?

    And 4&20... was that me? That happened on my shift... :shock:

    uh no unlost....apparently electric toothbrushes are a common item....my friend says he saw 2 in one shift...totally different patients too.....
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    unlost dogs wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's funny he said "things you might like"....what if he sends really kinky shit? :lol: lmao Ahhhh....got to love a business where you get sent free sex toys.

    What would be really funny if he sends you a selection, and there are things that you aren't quite sure about how to use _ or where to use.

    Could make for an embarrassing trip to the local Emergency Department.

    I'm sure it wouldn't take too long to figure out....could add to the excitement! :lol:

    So what happened with the electric toothbrush? Someone had one up their arse? Are there any other funny details?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It's funny he said "things you might like"....what if he sends really kinky shit? :lol: lmao Ahhhh....got to love a business where you get sent free sex toys.

    What would be really funny if he sends you a selection, and there are things that you aren't quite sure about how to use _ or where to use.

    Could make for an embarrassing trip to the local Emergency Department.

    I'm sure it wouldn't take too long to figure out....could add to the excitement! :lol:

    So what happened with the electric toothbrush? Someone had one up their arse? Are there any other funny details?

    Well, as 4&20 noted, it's not unusual for people to seek emergency medical care when something has been put somewhere and it cannot be retrieved. In the case I'm talking about, the electric toothbrush holder was so far into the rectum that they couldn't get it out, and so came to the ED.

    One of the younger trainee physicians went in to perform the assessment. When this particular physician performed the manual exam he shrieked and pulled backward so fast that he stumbled backwards onto a supply cart. Seems they hadn't told him that the electric toothbrush was on, and he was somewhat surprised by the vibrating sensation...

    Needless to say, the rest of the rotation that particular physican was tormented endlessly...
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Well, as 4&20 noted, it's not unusual for people to seek emergency medical care when something has been put somewhere and it cannot be retrieved. In the case I'm talking about, the electric toothbrush holder was so far into the rectum that they couldn't get it out, and so came to the ED.

    One of the younger trainee physicians went in to perform the assessment. When this particular physician performed the manual exam he shrieked and pulled backward so fast that he stumbled backwards onto a supply cart. Seems they hadn't told him that the electric toothbrush was on, and he was somewhat surprised by the vibrating sensation...

    Needless to say, the rest of the rotation that particular physican was tormented endlessly...

    :lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Well, as 4&20 noted, it's not unusual for people to seek emergency medical care when something has been put somewhere and it cannot be retrieved. In the case I'm talking about, the electric toothbrush holder was so far into the rectum that they couldn't get it out, and so came to the ED.

    One of the younger trainee physicians went in to perform the assessment. When this particular physician performed the manual exam he shrieked and pulled backward so fast that he stumbled backwards onto a supply cart. Seems they hadn't told him that the electric toothbrush was on, and he was somewhat surprised by the vibrating sensation...

    Needless to say, the rest of the rotation that particular physican was tormented endlessly...

    :lol: Yeah....I know about people's obsessions with their butt. I wrote this a few months ago.
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    My friend's dad is a doctor and he once gave me a list of the crazy things that he's had to pull out of people's butts when he worked at the hospital....(mainly men btw).

    Talcum powder bottles were common, anything you find in the kitchen like cups, spatulas, spoons etc, a jam bottle, light bulbs, fruit and vegetables...there were so many more but I can't remember now unfortunately. Oh! Mango seeds were very VERY common (we have a lot of mango trees here in northern Australia) -- wtf? Nice and slippery I suppose. :?
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81...I think I know what your Secret Santa will be getting you this year.....
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