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Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Yeah I am really drunk. I drank like 20 beers tonight. Drinking kicks ass. It's pretty much the Holidays and I just wanted to say Happy Holidays to everybody I hope everybody has a Happy Holidays and I am going to drink a lot. Last night I drank 20 beers and tonight I drank till I couldn't remember my name. That's pretty much how you know you are having a Happy Holidays and there isn't much to do on the Holidays except drink. This Christmas I am going for a new drinking record I am going to see how many beers I can drink in as little amount of time as possible. My family is boring and all they do is talk and bitch about stupid drama so you can bet I will be drinking. On Christmas Day my goal is to drink as many beers as possible in as little amount of time as possible just for fun. Usually we have snacks and stuff like shrimp and cocktail sauce and stuff like that I am just going to eat it all up and drink myself into a frenzy until I can't remember my name. This Christmas my brother and I have agreed that our goal this year is to get our Uncle Steve to drink at least 10 shots of Jagermeister. I am sure we can accomplish this goal. I know you are all nervous and anxious to see how this goes and I promise I will let you know. In conclusion, on Christmas drink as much as possible and let me know how it goes. Post your stories here. Thank you and have a great Christmas. I love you very much.
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  • Gvn2flyGvn2fly Posts: 754
    For being so drunk there does not appear to be even one spelling/grammatical error in this post. Nicely done!
  • johnnyguitarjohnnyguitar Posts: 40
    just say MERRY CHRISTMAS and stop being politacally corect...!!!!!
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Can't remember your name, but can remember how many drinks you had???

    Good luck to you pal.... I've made plenty of drunken posts on this forum. You always know you are struggling when you close one eye to focus.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Gvn2fly wrote:
    For being so drunk there does not appear to be even one spelling/grammatical error in this post. Nicely done!
    My thoughts


    Good luck guy
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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    cocaine - its like steriods for drinking
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,505
    81 wrote:
    Gvn2fly wrote:
    For being so drunk there does not appear to be even one spelling/grammatical error in this post. Nicely done!
    My thoughts


    Good luck guy

    20 beers--more like 2.
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    I'm a daily drinker, but I would be in the hospital after 20 drinks.. Good luck with your "problem". :lol: :P
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Good luck to you...but I do see a very vomitous Christmas in your future. :sick::sick:
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Rhino, that was an awesome story!
    I will be your X-mas competition.
    I had 10 or so rum and cokes last night.
    Big party tonight -- rum and cokes/beers too.
    My family x-mas will be fun, but it will be more fun when I get too drunk and jump in the pool. Last year I put on my grandmothers old saggy bathingsuit and jumped in the pool all drunk just to liven up the party. It was lame until we got drunk. Cheers! :D
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I am far too much of a control freak to get drunk, but I like a couple of beers, just enough to be "happy" and perhaps a bit "silly."

    As you know, I am generally the soul of gravitas.

    But good on ya, brother.
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    please don't drive...

    and Happy Holidays!
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    conman wrote:
    please don't drive...

    and Happy Holidays!

    seconded. (OH! and go in another room so the nieces and nephews don't see you inebriated)
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  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Drinking rules. I will be getting plastered for the holidays as well.

    I don't have any kids yet...I think christmas day is boring as hell. Nothing else to do but get bombed
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    Cheers :thumbup:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Gvn2fly wrote:
    For being so drunk there does not appear to be even one spelling/grammatical error in this post. Nicely done!

    I challenge to OP to drink 20 beers and take 10 shots of Jager with Uncle Steve and come back and do another bang up job on punctuation, spelling, and grammar. 8-)

    Cheers though, I will surely be drinking some whiskey and beer on Christmas.
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  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    I'm pretty sure I have a drinking problem, and my life sucks because of it.
    Do me a favour and FIX IT.
    There is nothing funny about a drunk.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Jo wrote:
    I'm pretty sure I have a drinking problem, and my life sucks because of it.
    Do me a favour and FIX IT.
    There is nothing funny about a drunk.

    I wouldnt say 'nothing' is funny... ;)

    And I have a drinking problem too -- The problem is I'm not supposed to drink at work.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Drinking isnt the problem, it's all these uptight sober fucks.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink."

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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Any beer you can drink 20 of is not a real beer.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    20 beers? ah to be young

    and yeah, that's gotta be some crappy beer
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Any beer you can drink 20 of is not a real beer.

    Just my suspicion of how this was accomplished.

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  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    edited December 2010
    Haha, you guys are funny. I did not vomit or get sick at all. I am hungover though :D

    I did actually drink the equivalent of about 12-15 beers now that I think about it, 20 was a bit of a tall tale but I was drunk! I definitely don't have a problem, just do it once in awhile. It's all about moderation but it's okay to go crazy with it sometimes. Edit: I remember now I also drank about 2-3 shots.

    Beers consumed were Miller Lite and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    And as for the typing, I'm just amazing like that. I can type extremely well even while drunk. In fact, I challenge anyone on here to a Drink Off at any pre party for a PJ show and then afterwards a Drunken Type-Off. I will win! :lol:

    Oh, and Happy Holidays! And for the people bitching about being PC, Merry Christmas!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Music For Rhinos wrote:
    Haha, you guys are funny. I did not vomit or get sick at all. I am hungover though :D

    I did actually drink the equivalent of about 12-15 beers now that I think about it, 20 was a bit of a tall tale but I was drunk! I definitely don't have a problem, just do it once in awhile. It's all about moderation but it's okay to go crazy with it sometimes.

    Beers consumed were Miller Lite and Pabst Blue Ribbon. :lol:

    And as for the typing, I'm just amazing like that. I can type extremely well even while drunk. In fact, I challenge anyone on here to a Drink Off at any pre party for a PJ show and then afterwards a Drunken Type-Off. I will win! :lol:

    Oh, and Happy Holidays! And for the people bitching about being PC, Merry Christmas!


    You might out drink me... but I could surely out type your ass! :twisted:
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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Love the drunk posts! Excellent job on the grammar and spelling as well.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,505
    the bro is on house arrest for a 2nd dui. so xmas eve will be dry as hell for this guy. :x
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    if only typing were part of a field sobriety test ;)
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    beer beer beer, i'm goin for a beer...

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Music For Rhinos wrote:
    Pabst Blue Ribbon.


    respect
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I've quit drinking and smoking weed. Nearly two weeks now.

    Christmas/New Year this year is going to be very strange.
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