Jesus' Nativity and birth

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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited March 2011
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  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    here ya go...this guy will take care of ya. :lol::lol::lol:

    http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitec ... es#slide=5


    Godfather.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Electric_Delta wrote:
    Wow, that's inappropriate.
    You're right, that was very inappropriate, and I'd like to take it back except it was quoted 10 times.
    The joke was superficial and was made very lightly, but when I looked back at it, I admit it looked horrible and I stated the same thing in a later post. I really do hold as precious & sacred the Christmas season. I apologize.
  • Electric_Delta
    Electric_Delta Posts: 977
    Half Full wrote:
    Electric_Delta wrote:
    Wow, that's inappropriate.
    You're right, that was very inappropriate, and I'd like to take it back except it was quoted 10 times.
    The joke was superficial and was made very lightly, but when I looked back at it, I admit it looked horrible and I stated the same thing in a later post. I really do hold as precious & sacred the Christmas season. I apologize.

    Apology accepted and thank you. That was very considerate.
    Bristow, VA (5/13/10)
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Look, I'm not trying to offend anyone. I'm just saying that in a fight between Jesus and Santa, Santa is clearly going to win...

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  • Electric_Delta
    Electric_Delta Posts: 977
    Well, at least we're all mature here.
    Bristow, VA (5/13/10)
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Electric_Delta wrote:
    Well, at least we're all mature here.
    I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    there are lots of things we can joke about..like gays,lesbians,democrats,ufo's,bigfoot,Scientology etc.
    but some of those my offend some people on here.

    Godfather.
  • Best of Times
    Best of Times Posts: 296
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Electric_Delta wrote:
    Well, at least we're all mature here.
    I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.

    What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    The digital story of Nativity

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    eyedclaar wrote:

    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...

    I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...



    The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.

    eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant! :D
    :lol:
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    haffajappa wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...

    I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...



    The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.

    eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant! :D
    :lol:

    Uh-oh, now you're going to hell too. You know how much God hates it when people laugh and tell jokes. It was the 11th commandment on the tablet Moses dropped and shattered.
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  • Best of Times
    Best of Times Posts: 296
    eyedclaar wrote:
    haffajappa wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...

    I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...



    The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.

    eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant! :D
    :lol:

    Uh-oh, now you're going to hell too. You know how much God hates it when people laugh and tell jokes. It was the 11th commandment on the tablet Moses dropped and shattered.

    Its a shame. Kitty will not be pleased.
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    You don't think this will get me in trouble with you know who
    do you? The all and the powerful?

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    Somehow I find it very comforting :D
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    :o :shock:


    :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Best of Times wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Electric_Delta wrote:
    Well, at least we're all mature here.
    I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.

    What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.
    Explain to me why we can't joke about religion?
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    pandora wrote:
    You don't think this will get me in trouble with you know who
    do you? The all and the powerful?

    Untitled.jpg
    Somehow I find it very comforting :D


    Oh Hun, Whada ya doin? now Ed's gona put ya on the security watch list.
  • arq
    arq Posts: 8,101
    pandora wrote:
    You don't think this will get me in trouble with you know who
    do you? The all and the powerful?

    Untitled.jpg
    Somehow I find it very comforting :D

    Ed's is the only holy person who can make the miracles i want become true! :lol:

    Ed I need a fountain of fresh beer in front of my house!

    Amen!
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  • Best of Times
    Best of Times Posts: 296
    What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.[/quote]


    Explain to me why we can't joke about religion?[/quote]






    Its a free country. You can be the biggest jerk you want to be.

    Why don't you go to Iran and make fun of Muhammed?

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