11 years ago i was living on Staten Island, N.Y. and at the time it was mostly Italians that lived there (most have left for North Jersey since) but like every house had a Nativity scene on there front lawn with a Baby Jesus in it. So i got the idea to Steal like 25 Baby Jesus's on a late night mission, my plan was to steal them and then at like 3 a.m. Christmas morning return to each and every home and return the Baby Jesus, like a Christmas Miracle!!! But my wife wouldn't let me. :(
11 years ago i was living on Staten Island, N.Y. and at the time it was mostly Italians that lived there (most have left for North Jersey since) but like every house had a Nativity scene on there front lawn with a Baby Jesus in it. So i got the idea to Steal like 25 Baby Jesus's on a late night mission, my plan was to steal them and then at like 3 a.m. Christmas morning return to each and every home and return the Baby Jesus, like a Christmas Miracle!!! But my wife wouldn't let me. :(
i thought it was a brillant plan.
you should find out who they are first,stuff like that to some Italians will get you capped
or at least you knees busted up.
It was a forum discussing Jesus' birth and the circumstances surrounding it. Then you and your jr high school buddies highjacked it to make jokes about Jesus, and the Christian faith. Inappropriate and immature.
I wonder would you make the same jokes about Muhammed? Or do you respect only certain people's religion?
You should be ashamed, but your lack of integrity prevents it.
It is all about respect.
A good laugh isn't necessarily disrespectful unless it's meant to be.
Then of course, it's not funny.
I value the story of Jesus. I have seen many people die who were not living a religious life,
perhaps not even a spiritual life, but who turned to this story to comfort them and give them hope at the end of their lives. This is beautiful. This is the value, it is not for everyone but it is to be respected.
You're right, that was very inappropriate, and I'd like to take it back except it was quoted 10 times.
The joke was superficial and was made very lightly, but when I looked back at it, I admit it looked horrible and I stated the same thing in a later post. I really do hold as precious & sacred the Christmas season. I apologize.
You're right, that was very inappropriate, and I'd like to take it back except it was quoted 10 times.
The joke was superficial and was made very lightly, but when I looked back at it, I admit it looked horrible and I stated the same thing in a later post. I really do hold as precious & sacred the Christmas season. I apologize.
Apology accepted and thank you. That was very considerate.
I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.
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there are lots of things we can joke about..like gays,lesbians,democrats,ufo's,bigfoot,Scientology etc.
but some of those my offend some people on here.
I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.
I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...
The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.
eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant!
Uh-oh, now you're going to hell too. You know how much God hates it when people laugh and tell jokes. It was the 11th commandment on the tablet Moses dropped and shattered.
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I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...
The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.
eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant!
Uh-oh, now you're going to hell too. You know how much God hates it when people laugh and tell jokes. It was the 11th commandment on the tablet Moses dropped and shattered.
I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.
What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.
Explain to me why we can't joke about religion?
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That's because they didn't get on the Ark.
i thought it was a brillant plan.
you should find out who they are first,stuff like that to some Italians will get you capped
or at least you knees busted up.
Godfather.
Godfather.
Wow, that's inappropriate.
Why? Is this a Christian forum?
it's what you could call High stakes gambling...the ultimate cost.
Godfather.
I wonder would you make the same jokes about Muhammed? Or do you respect only certain people's religion?
You should be ashamed, but your lack of integrity prevents it.
A good laugh isn't necessarily disrespectful unless it's meant to be.
Then of course, it's not funny.
I value the story of Jesus. I have seen many people die who were not living a religious life,
perhaps not even a spiritual life, but who turned to this story to comfort them and give them hope at the end of their lives. This is beautiful. This is the value, it is not for everyone but it is to be respected.
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitec ... es#slide=5
Godfather.
The joke was superficial and was made very lightly, but when I looked back at it, I admit it looked horrible and I stated the same thing in a later post. I really do hold as precious & sacred the Christmas season. I apologize.
Apology accepted and thank you. That was very considerate.
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but some of those my offend some people on here.
Godfather.
What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA
Uh-oh, now you're going to hell too. You know how much God hates it when people laugh and tell jokes. It was the 11th commandment on the tablet Moses dropped and shattered.
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Its a shame. Kitty will not be pleased.
do you? The all and the powerful?
Somehow I find it very comforting
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Oh Hun, Whada ya doin? now Ed's gona put ya on the security watch list.
Ed's is the only holy person who can make the miracles i want become true!
Ed I need a fountain of fresh beer in front of my house!
Amen!
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Explain to me why we can't joke about religion?[/quote]
Its a free country. You can be the biggest jerk you want to be.
Why don't you go to Iran and make fun of Muhammed?