Jesus' Nativity and birth

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  • Half Full wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You should see my nativity set. Bet you didn't know there were dinosaurs and unicorns witnessing the birth...

    Everybody knows that unicorns were extinct at that point in history :roll:

    That's because they didn't get on the Ark.
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    11 years ago i was living on Staten Island, N.Y. and at the time it was mostly Italians that lived there (most have left for North Jersey since) but like every house had a Nativity scene on there front lawn with a Baby Jesus in it. So i got the idea to Steal like 25 Baby Jesus's on a late night mission, my plan was to steal them and then at like 3 a.m. Christmas morning return to each and every home and return the Baby Jesus, like a Christmas Miracle!!! :D But my wife wouldn't let me. :(

    i thought it was a brillant plan.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    11 years ago i was living on Staten Island, N.Y. and at the time it was mostly Italians that lived there (most have left for North Jersey since) but like every house had a Nativity scene on there front lawn with a Baby Jesus in it. So i got the idea to Steal like 25 Baby Jesus's on a late night mission, my plan was to steal them and then at like 3 a.m. Christmas morning return to each and every home and return the Baby Jesus, like a Christmas Miracle!!! :D But my wife wouldn't let me. :(

    i thought it was a brillant plan.

    you should find out who they are first,stuff like that to some Italians will get you capped :o
    or at least you knees busted up. :lol:


    Godfather.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    That was my one fear, somebody figuring out my plan and waiting for me on Christmas morning, Take my baby Jesus will ya, bad move Brother.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    That was my one fear, somebody figuring out my plan and waiting for me on Christmas morning, Take my baby Jesus will ya, bad move Brother.
    :lol::lol::lol: that would just suck ! :lol:


    Godfather.
  • Half Full wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...
    and the shocked bartender exclaimed "holy fuck"
    to which the baby Jesus replied "obviously"

    Wow, that's inappropriate.
    Bristow, VA (5/13/10)
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Half Full wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...
    and the shocked bartender exclaimed "holy fuck"
    to which the baby Jesus replied "obviously"

    Wow, that's inappropriate.

    Why? Is this a Christian forum?
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Half Full wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...
    and the shocked bartender exclaimed "holy fuck"
    to which the baby Jesus replied "obviously"

    Wow, that's inappropriate.


    it's what you could call High stakes gambling...the ultimate cost.

    Godfather.
  • Best of TimesBest of Times Posts: 296
    edited December 2010
    It was a forum discussing Jesus' birth and the circumstances surrounding it. Then you and your jr high school buddies highjacked it to make jokes about Jesus, and the Christian faith. Inappropriate and immature.

    I wonder would you make the same jokes about Muhammed? Or do you respect only certain people's religion?

    You should be ashamed, but your lack of integrity prevents it.
    Post edited by Best of Times on
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    It is all about respect.
    A good laugh isn't necessarily disrespectful unless it's meant to be.
    Then of course, it's not funny.

    I value the story of Jesus. I have seen many people die who were not living a religious life,
    perhaps not even a spiritual life, but who turned to this story to comfort them and give them hope at the end of their lives. This is beautiful. This is the value, it is not for everyone but it is to be respected.
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    edited March 2011
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    Post edited by rollings on
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    here ya go...this guy will take care of ya. :lol::lol::lol:

    http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitec ... es#slide=5


    Godfather.
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    Wow, that's inappropriate.
    You're right, that was very inappropriate, and I'd like to take it back except it was quoted 10 times.
    The joke was superficial and was made very lightly, but when I looked back at it, I admit it looked horrible and I stated the same thing in a later post. I really do hold as precious & sacred the Christmas season. I apologize.
  • Half Full wrote:
    Wow, that's inappropriate.
    You're right, that was very inappropriate, and I'd like to take it back except it was quoted 10 times.
    The joke was superficial and was made very lightly, but when I looked back at it, I admit it looked horrible and I stated the same thing in a later post. I really do hold as precious & sacred the Christmas season. I apologize.

    Apology accepted and thank you. That was very considerate.
    Bristow, VA (5/13/10)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Look, I'm not trying to offend anyone. I'm just saying that in a fight between Jesus and Santa, Santa is clearly going to win...

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  • Well, at least we're all mature here.
    Bristow, VA (5/13/10)
  • Well, at least we're all mature here.
    I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    there are lots of things we can joke about..like gays,lesbians,democrats,ufo's,bigfoot,Scientology etc.
    but some of those my offend some people on here.

    Godfather.
  • Well, at least we're all mature here.
    I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.

    What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.
  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    The digital story of Nativity

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    eyedclaar wrote:

    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...

    I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...



    The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.

    eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant! :D
    :lol:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    haffajappa wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...

    I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...



    The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.

    eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant! :D
    :lol:

    Uh-oh, now you're going to hell too. You know how much God hates it when people laugh and tell jokes. It was the 11th commandment on the tablet Moses dropped and shattered.
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  • eyedclaar wrote:
    haffajappa wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    So the baby Jesus walks into a bar...

    I actually just came up with a punchline for this made-up joke...



    The bartender says, "Savior money; it's no good here.

    eh? eh? save your, savior, fuck I'm brilliant! :D
    :lol:

    Uh-oh, now you're going to hell too. You know how much God hates it when people laugh and tell jokes. It was the 11th commandment on the tablet Moses dropped and shattered.

    Its a shame. Kitty will not be pleased.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    You don't think this will get me in trouble with you know who
    do you? The all and the powerful?

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    Somehow I find it very comforting :D
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    :o :shock:


    :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Well, at least we're all mature here.
    I'm equal opportunity, I think Scientologists, radical Jews and radical Muslims are just as crazy. Furthermore, I don't see why we can't joke about religion.

    What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.
    Explain to me why we can't joke about religion?
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    pandora wrote:
    You don't think this will get me in trouble with you know who
    do you? The all and the powerful?

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    Somehow I find it very comforting :D


    Oh Hun, Whada ya doin? now Ed's gona put ya on the security watch list.
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    pandora wrote:
    You don't think this will get me in trouble with you know who
    do you? The all and the powerful?

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    Somehow I find it very comforting :D

    Ed's is the only holy person who can make the miracles i want become true! :lol:

    Ed I need a fountain of fresh beer in front of my house!

    Amen!
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  • What you "don't see" and know ....... is a lot.[/quote]


    Explain to me why we can't joke about religion?[/quote]






    Its a free country. You can be the biggest jerk you want to be.

    Why don't you go to Iran and make fun of Muhammed?
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