Thumb Sucking......

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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Make your kids contribute to the bills. If the thumbsucking is causing trips to the orthodontist, then the lids should pay for it. Take it out of allowance, make them work on weekends when they would rather be hanging out with their friends. Thumb sucking is an expensive habit.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    and your point is??
    no point
    just sharing with you
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    So here's my naughty thought of the day, little girls that suck there thumbs to long, grow up to be porn stars.

    Yes/No?
    what about when its boys?


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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    i dont think belittling your kids is the way to go.

    nothing wrong with telling a kid to grow the fuck up and stop being a baby....

    will you be phrasing it that way??? cause thats awesome communication skills youve got there. :thumbup:
    I agree ot was too softi'll work on making it a little rough
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    nothing wrong with telling a kid to grow the fuck up and stop being a baby....

    will you be phrasing it that way??? cause thats awesome communication skills youve got there. :thumbup:
    I agree ot was too softi'll work on making it a little rough

    :roll: :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    How bout, stop sucking your thumb, or i'll give you ! reason to suck it
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    How bout, stop sucking your thumb, or i'll give you ! reason to suck it


    +1
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    How bout, stop sucking your thumb, or i'll give you ! reason to suck it


    +1


    that makes no sense at all. you want to stop them not give them reason to. :roll: :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:

    Mamby pamby parenting generates mamby pamby kids.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    :lol:

    Mamby pamby parenting generates mamby pamby kids.


    and confrontational and nagging parenting generates serial killers. ;)8-)
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    So thats the fear. :lol:

    Now we are getting someplace
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    This is why you all should have just gotten dogs instead of having kids. Dogs don't have thumbs, so there's no thumb sucking embarrassment.

    Of course, some may consider it awkward when they set down in the middle of the living room during a party in order to thoroughly and relentlessly lick their butt. I'm given to understand that children rarely do that.
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  • This is why you all should have just gotten dogs instead of having kids. Dogs don't have thumbs, so there's no thumb sucking embarrassment.

    Of course, some may consider it awkward when they set down in the middle of the living room during a party in order to thoroughly and relentlessly lick their butt. I'm given to understand that children rarely do that.

    Or drag their butts across the living room rug
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    So thats the fear. :lol:

    Now we are getting someplace


    i never had any fears raising my kids. though its not a good career move, if they were born to be serial killers, then so be it. but i cant imagine any child of mine being so unbalanced as to turn that far to the dark side. 8-)
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I'm sure your kids will be lovely socialites
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    I'm sure your kids will be lovely socialites

    oh fuck i surely hope not.
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    This is why you all should have just gotten dogs instead of having kids. Dogs don't have thumbs, so there's no thumb sucking embarrassment.

    Of course, some may consider it awkward when they set down in the middle of the living room during a party in order to thoroughly and relentlessly lick their butt. I'm given to understand that children rarely do that.



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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    Thanks for all the advice!

    My kids don't get an allowance so I can't take that away from them.
    I'm surely not going to offer to pay them to stop....

    I've noticed they older one ONLY DOES IT AT HOME when he's bored or tired.
    The younger one does it outsided of the house but he's very aware if someone is watching him, he'll stop.

    Their teeth really aren't bad (bucked tooth), but the overbites are horrible.
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