Make your kids contribute to the bills. If the thumbsucking is causing trips to the orthodontist, then the lids should pay for it. Take it out of allowance, make them work on weekends when they would rather be hanging out with their friends. Thumb sucking is an expensive habit.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
This is why you all should have just gotten dogs instead of having kids. Dogs don't have thumbs, so there's no thumb sucking embarrassment.
Of course, some may consider it awkward when they set down in the middle of the living room during a party in order to thoroughly and relentlessly lick their butt. I'm given to understand that children rarely do that.
This is why you all should have just gotten dogs instead of having kids. Dogs don't have thumbs, so there's no thumb sucking embarrassment.
Of course, some may consider it awkward when they set down in the middle of the living room during a party in order to thoroughly and relentlessly lick their butt. I'm given to understand that children rarely do that.
Or drag their butts across the living room rug
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
i never had any fears raising my kids. though its not a good career move, if they were born to be serial killers, then so be it. but i cant imagine any child of mine being so unbalanced as to turn that far to the dark side.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
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This is why you all should have just gotten dogs instead of having kids. Dogs don't have thumbs, so there's no thumb sucking embarrassment.
Of course, some may consider it awkward when they set down in the middle of the living room during a party in order to thoroughly and relentlessly lick their butt. I'm given to understand that children rarely do that.
LOVE THIS!!!!
The best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
My kids don't get an allowance so I can't take that away from them.
I'm surely not going to offer to pay them to stop....
I've noticed they older one ONLY DOES IT AT HOME when he's bored or tired.
The younger one does it outsided of the house but he's very aware if someone is watching him, he'll stop.
Their teeth really aren't bad (bucked tooth), but the overbites are horrible.
The best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
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Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
just sharing with you
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
They grow up to be fluffers
:roll:
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
+1
that makes no sense at all. you want to stop them not give them reason to. :roll:
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Mamby pamby parenting generates mamby pamby kids.
and confrontational and nagging parenting generates serial killers.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Now we are getting someplace
Of course, some may consider it awkward when they set down in the middle of the living room during a party in order to thoroughly and relentlessly lick their butt. I'm given to understand that children rarely do that.
Or drag their butts across the living room rug
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
i never had any fears raising my kids. though its not a good career move, if they were born to be serial killers, then so be it. but i cant imagine any child of mine being so unbalanced as to turn that far to the dark side.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
oh fuck i surely hope not.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
LOVE THIS!!!!
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
My kids don't get an allowance so I can't take that away from them.
I'm surely not going to offer to pay them to stop....
I've noticed they older one ONLY DOES IT AT HOME when he's bored or tired.
The younger one does it outsided of the house but he's very aware if someone is watching him, he'll stop.
Their teeth really aren't bad (bucked tooth), but the overbites are horrible.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........