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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    "why now u dont bitching??"


    greeklish runs in the family?
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    "They have more money than brains"

    "you aren't abused half enough"

    :lol:

    Just to be clear I wasn't actually abused. I miss my mom, she had such a great sense of humour.
  • canoegirlcanoegirl Posts: 295
    Tables are made for glasses not asses
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    You wait till your father gets home.
  • NastasjaNastasja Posts: 9,668
    "je me tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette, le premier de nous deux qui rira aura une tapette.":P
    You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets,
    Or you can come to terms and realize
    You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    "God will punish you!" (She was not happy when I questioned her authority...."How do you know there is a 'god' when you don't go to church?")
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • pearljimpearljim Posts: 1,312
    "If you want to kill yourself go ahead"

    Now my mom is 5 foot tall, Japanese and back in the day I was a handful. I came home one night nearly dead from drinking (I was 16). Puke and blood all over me (fifth of Southern Comfort and I weighed about 120 lbs). Passed out on the Porch where my mom found me and dragged me into the living room. Next morning she asks what happened. After my story she just looks at me and says the above quote. Now I did not grow up in a "normal" family setting but I still remember those words fondly :)
    If you have a chance to make life better for others, and fail to do so, you are wasting your time on this earth.

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  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    edited November 2010
    Cut that out or I'll smack you into next week...

    You don't have my sporty genes do you?!? (yeah thanks mum!)

    Goodnight, sleep tight, hope the bed bugs don't bite.

    STOP BLOODY YELLING!!!! (in a very loud voice)

    Do you think money grows on trees?
    My reply - Yes, cos its made of paper.
    Post edited by tinkerbell on
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • Travels WithTravels With Posts: 606
    Nearly every morning:

    "Remember. It's up to you to make it a good day."
    “I suppose our capacity for self-delusion is boundless.” ― John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,347
    Don't play ball in the house

    Clean your room, it's a pig sty
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  • EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    "Eat that, it'll grow hair on your chest."

    It could be meat, potatoes, spinach, she'd say that about anything. And I'm female, so that was a little strange, too.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    you dont wanna know.
    this is a all ages forum.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,052
    chadwick wrote:
    you dont wanna know.
    this is a all ages forum.
    Kat is your mom? :lol:
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    "jesus, mary, and joseph!"

    "ya know . . ."

    "sonnuvabitch"
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    "Tomorrow's another day"

    "This, as all things, shall pass"
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    " If you kid's don't knock it off right now I will "..............
    ( there was 5 of us )

    " I'll bang your heads together"
    " I'll bounce you off every wall in the house"
    " I'll mop the floor with you"
    " I'll skin you alive!!!!!!"

    That last one was awesome because we believed her :? .
    My Mum WAS awesome, God rest her soul.

    I'm yet to bang my kids heads together, but now I get her point :? 8-) .
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pandora wrote:
    "Tomorrow's another day"

    "This, as all things, shall pass"
    now stop it.
    just
    stop
    it

    your mother said those words?
    are you telling us that your very own mother invented those two little sayings?

    "Tomorrow's another day"
    "This, as all things, shall pass"
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    pearljim wrote:
    "If you want to kill yourself go ahead"

    Now my mom is 5 foot tall, Japanese and back in the day I was a handful. I came home one night nearly dead from drinking (I was 16). Puke and blood all over me (fifth of Southern Comfort and I weighed about 120 lbs). Passed out on the Porch where my mom found me and dragged me into the living room. Next morning she asks what happened. After my story she just looks at me and says the above quote. Now I did not grow up in a "normal" family setting but I still remember those words fondly :)


    I did this and told my Mum a story about food poisoning..........
    But as we all know, our Mothers weren't born yesterday...........
    Damm it...
    I got in big trouble for LYING to her and not the drinking.....
    My kids are going to get in trouble for BOTH.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I've had it up to here with you.

    Over my dead body!

    What do you think, money grows on trees?

    You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders!

    If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning.

    Turn the lights off when you leave the room...this place looks like a cheese factory! :D
  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    "Turn the light off! It costs 25 cents each time you flick that switch!"
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    pandora wrote:
    I've had it up to here with you.

    Over my dead body!

    What do you think, money grows on trees?

    You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders!

    If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning.

    Turn the lights off when you leave the room...this place looks like a cheese factory! :D

    Heard all of these as a kid .... and unfortunately have found myself saying them too :shock: :oops: :D
    all you need is love, love is all you need
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