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mom - isms --- things your mom always said

pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
edited November 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
'Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.'

'If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.'

'It's no use crying over spilt milk.'

and the one that really stuck with me......'I hope someday you have children just like you!'

what do you find yourself saying now and again thanks to Mom?
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    "you haven't the brains of a brass monkey"

    "God's nightgown"!! ???

    my personal favorite having to do with my brothers always saying they have to get their shit together:
    "Well when you do, you can shove it!"

    Hahahaahaha!! funny woman--glad she is still around! :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
    'Mind your P's and Q's'
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • scouser tommyscouser tommy Posts: 189
    ' if you don't stop crying , i'll give you something to cry about ' that's one that sticks in my mind
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    "Your room looks like a cyclone hit it."
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Turn off the lights, we don't own stock in Com Ed!

    But actually, we did! My step-dad retired from there to a nice pension :lol:
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Don't think for one second that I won't have you killed.

    That and

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  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
    If you keep that up, you'll go blind!
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    "Shit fire and save matches" !!
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Don't think for one second that I won't have you killed.

    :lol::lol:
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    the ol' standard "Quit crying, or I'll give you something to cry about" :roll:
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you." :roll:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    the wolf wrote:
    "Shit fire and save matches" !!

    :lol:
    my grandmother used to say that

    When my grandfather would come at her for a kiss she would tell him
    his mouth looked like the north end of a south bound chicken

    and i'm pretty sure the reason i don't have children is because of all of the times i was threatened with
    "i can't wait until you have children just like you"
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    what the hell you want so many cds???
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    dcfaithful wrote:
    "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you." :roll:


    which reminds me of,... "Do as I say, not as I do." :roll:
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    what the hell you want so many cds???


    "Why now you not having fewer c.d.'s??"
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    the wolf wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you." :roll:


    which reminds me of,... "Do as I say, not as I do." :roll:

    Oh yeah, that was another one.

    I remember my mom also saying "You're (expletive) lucky your dad isn't home." many times. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    there is no "i cant" but only "i dont want"
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    there is no "i cant" but only "i dont want"


    uhhh,... I hate that one !!! :evil:
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    “Do or do not... there is no try.”

    My mom is a Jedi
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Dissidentman wrote:
    “Do or do not... there is no try.”

    My mom is a Jedi


    :clap:
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    the wolf wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    there is no "i cant" but only "i dont want"


    uhhh,... I hate that one !!! :evil:
    i know :twisted:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Have you been drinking?
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Have you been drinking?

    Is this directed at me, good sir?
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Have you been drinking?

    Is this directed at me, good sir?


    No, sounds like you have a guilty consence.
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    I brought you into this world and i can sure as hell take you out of it if u want to try me!

    mom: "No"
    kid: "Buy why??"
    mom: "Because I said so, thats why"

    dont u dare use that tone with me missy!

    Buckle up

    Don't be stupid
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  • Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
    HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR MEAT?
    If hope can grow from dirt like me ...
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    As long as you live under my roof - blah, blah, blah..... :roll:


    I happen to say the same thing now to my kids !!!! :shock: :lol:
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    Oh I forgot ---


    Turn down that music - the whole house is shaking !!!!!!
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Big Drop wrote:
    HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR MEAT?


    Nice 8-)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    "why now u dont bitching??"
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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