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  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    eeriepadave wrote:
    HeavyHands wrote:
    How long is a piece of string?

    is that one of those riddles that has no answer like if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around does it make a sound?

    No. There is an answer and it does make sense when you hear it.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • TerryibleTerryible Posts: 462
    HeavyHands wrote:
    How long is a piece of string?

    From the end to the middle times 2
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  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Terryible wrote:
    HeavyHands wrote:
    How long is a piece of string?

    From the end to the middle times 2

    Correct!
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • canoegirlcanoegirl Posts: 295
    laughter is good :lol:
  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    There is a terrible accident.
    The accident victim is taken to the closest trauma center.
    The emergency room doctors decide that surgery is an immediate necessity.
    The surgeon is summoned to the ED for an evaluation.
    As the surgeon begins to examine the patient, the surgeon exclaims:

    "I cannot possibly operate on this patient!
    You know policy states that we cannot treat our own relatives."

    ED Dr. asks, "but Doctor, how is this patient related to you?"

    The surgeon explains:

    "Brothers and sisters have I none.
    But that man's father is my father's son!"

    How is the patient related to the surgeon?
    peace,
    jo

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    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
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  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,685
    it is his son
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    ed243421 wrote:
    it is his son

    congratulations3.jpeg
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    A young boy and his father were out playing football when they were caught at the bottom of a giant pileup. Both were injured and rushed to the hospital. They were wheeled into separate operating rooms and two doctors prepped up to work on them, one doctor for each patient. The doctor operating on the father got started right away, but the doctor assigned to the young boy stared at him in surprise. "I can´t operate on him!" the doctor exclaimed to the staff. "That child is my son!"

    How can that be?
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,685
    the doctor is the child's mother
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    ed243421 wrote:
    the doctor is the child's mother


    you got it
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    if i leave the office at 2:05pm and no one is hear to see it, did i really leave early?
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    ed243421 wrote:
    the doctor is the child's mother
    They have FEMALE doctors now?!
    Kidding!

    The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
    (PJ related answer, no less!)

    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Has anyone ever heard of " the Chicken,the Fox, and The sack of Feed?
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,685
    Dru_Cortez wrote:
    ed243421 wrote:
    the doctor is the child's mother
    They have FEMALE doctors now?!
    Kidding!

    The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
    (PJ related answer, no less!)

    Cheers.


    photographs
    The whole world will be different soon... - EV
    RED ROCKS 6-19-95
    AUGUSTA 9-26-96
    MANSFIELD 9-15-98
    BOSTON 9-29-04
    BOSTON 5-25-06
    MANSFIELD 6-30-08
    EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
    BOSTON 5-17-10
    EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
    PJ20 9-3-11
    PJ20 9-4-11
    WRIGLEY 7-19-13
    WORCESTER 10-15-13
    WORCESTER 10-16-13
    HARTFORD 10-25-13









  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    Oops...i started this thread and havent posted again in it for 2+ years :lol:
    Sorry guys. I've enjoyed the riddles though :P
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    ed243421 wrote:
    Dru_Cortez wrote:
    ed243421 wrote:
    the doctor is the child's mother
    The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
    (PJ related answer, no less!)

    Cheers.


    photographs
    That isn't the answer I was looking for,
    so NO.
    On the other hand,
    your answer does kinda make sense.
    Mad props for the laterally legitimate answer, yo!

    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Has anyone ever heard of " the Chicken,the Fox, and The sack of Feed?

    A farmer is standing on one bank of a river, with a fox, a chicken, and a bag of feed. He needs to get to the other side of the river, taking the fox, the chicken, and the feed with him.

    However, the boat used to cross the river is only large enough to carry the farmer and one of the things he needs to take with him, so he will need to make several trips in order to get everything across.

    In addition, he cannot leave the fox unattended with the chicken, or else the fox will eat the chicken; and he cannot leave the chicken unattended with the feed, or else the chicken will eat the feed. The fox is not particularly partial to feed, and may be left alone with it.

    How can he get everything across the river without anything being eaten?

    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,443
    Dru_Cortez wrote:
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Has anyone ever heard of " the Chicken,the Fox, and The sack of Feed?

    A farmer is standing on one bank of a river, with a fox, a chicken, and a bag of feed. He needs to get to the other side of the river, taking the fox, the chicken, and the feed with him.

    However, the boat used to cross the river is only large enough to carry the farmer and one of the things he needs to take with him, so he will need to make several trips in order to get everything across.

    In addition, he cannot leave the fox unattended with the chicken, or else the fox will eat the chicken; and he cannot leave the chicken unattended with the feed, or else the chicken will eat the feed. The fox is not particularly partial to feed, and may be left alone with it.

    How can he get everything across the river without anything being eaten?

    Cheers.

    i have heard of this riddle, can't remember the answer though. ANd my brain isn't working now for me to figure it out w/out cheating. :lol:
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Thanks for writing it. I know the answer.
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