From which side of the paper do you remove a staple?

StillHere

A staple removed "mid-air" style will yield unstable results)

rollings

StillHere wrote:

A staple removed "mid-air" style will yield unstable results)

you mean you haven't tried it yet? CMON! I want you to come back and Say "OMG! The totality of hours I have wasted doing it twice as long, plus the "turn over". Forgive me. And thank you PJ Forum for saving me and CateFrances once again"

rollings

StillHere wrote:

A staple removed "mid-air" style will yield unstable results)

damnit. I missed the opportunity to say "unstaple results"

StillHere

Half Full wrote:

StillHere wrote:

A staple removed "mid-air" style will yield unstable results)

you mean you haven't tried it yet? CMON! I want you to come back and Say "OMG! The totality of hours I have wasted doing it twice as long, plus the "turn over". Forgive me. And thank you PJ Forum for saving me and CateFrances once again"

OHHHHhhhhhhh....all right, i confess..i have spent tireless nights trying to get those damned staples out from the front only, and completely tearing up my documents, which is totally unacceptable, so that I've stayed up till the wee early pre-dawn hours pointlessly re-printing, rearranging and re-stapling them since I've ruined them all time after time again. And then when I pry them from the back, and then have to pull them from the front anyway, well, you're absolutely right. I hate to admit it, but that's just an uncalled for misuse of my valuable time.

So, I suppose, OH this is Sooooo hard....what i really want to say is Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, 10Club and Half Full and Dissedentman and all the others here for making me realize the error of my ways. Never shall I use a staple remover from behind again. (That just sounds WRONG! lol!) If not for the lot of you I might have spent the remainder of my days unnecessarily doubling the time and trouble I actually need to accomplish this simplest of tasks, when the answer was right in front of my eyes, among my revered PJ friends the entire time, if I'd only been meek enough to ask for and accept help that was so generously offered, for my plight.

Oh thank you dear friends.

No more mid-air removal unstaple results shall I suffer. Oh the time and distress you have saved me now. Never shall I doubt your collective wisdom again, O great and respected 10C Friends.

OMG I'm so thankful and so relieved that I have finally realized the error of my ways and have become open to your teachings O Great 10C Member.

Life is forever altered for me now.





(And I'll humbly accept thanks for catefrances as well, cuz she'll just tell you to stick it where the sun don't shine ROFL!!) Am I right CF? heheheheeeee

rollings

That's better.

Now go my child, staple staple staple away.

And when that time comes when you MUST.....unstaple... you will lay your paper FLAT, top UP. That whole long side of the flat staple will be looking back at you, all neat & shit.

Youl will bless yourself AFUCKINGCHOO
and you will remove once, flawlessly.

Amen

catefrances

StillHere wrote:

(And I'll humbly accept thanks for catefrances as well, cuz she'll just tell you to stick it where the sun don't shine ROFL!!) Am I right CF? heheheheeeee

just deal with your own thanks thanks. if i had anything to be thankful for id let you all know.

mbangel10

It will depend greatly on the staple remover you are using.

The jaws of death staple remover = Front, one swift bite and jerk it back. Kind of like jaws ripping off a swimmers leg.

The stabbing sword of mayhem staple remover = Back then Front... two back flips, one slide and a flick of the wrist. Imagine Inigo Montoya finding the man who killed his father, and do it like that.

Your fingers = too darn lazy to search through your desk drawer for a staple remover. Don't prick yourself.

Lizard

I take it from the front and 50% of the time I get 2 nice pin holes and the other half i rip off the corner of the paper.


Oh....my oddball boss calls it a "depleter"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spot In The Sky

i think i need training in removing from the front without tearing the pages.

chadwick

never hand in neat paperwork
they will expect that type of precision every time
always leave shitty paperwork everywhere you go

mickeyrat

Spot In The Sky wrote:

i think i need training in removing from the front without tearing the pages.

this sounds like a "dream job" for musicismylife78!!!

StillHere

catefrances wrote:

StillHere wrote:

(And I'll humbly accept thanks for catefrances as well, cuz she'll just tell you to stick it where the sun don't shine ROFL!!) Am I right CF? heheheheeeee

just deal with your own thanks thanks. if i had anything to be thankful for id let you all know.

exactly

StillHere

Half Full wrote:

That's better.

Now go my child, staple staple staple away.

And when that time comes when you MUST.....unstaple... you will lay your paper FLAT, top UP. That whole long side of the flat staple will be looking back at you, all neat & shit.

Youl will bless yourself AFUCKINGCHOO
and you will remove once, flawlessly.

Amen

thank you for your blessing as i stride forth into this crazy unstaple world o great one

Jo

I remove the staple from the middle of the book..........take out the offending page and replace the book in good working order.....no-one can tell except me.

I do have some literature issues to work through, but atleast my kids get to borrow libray books again , :?

Dissidentman

Fixed

Jo wrote:

I have some issues to work through

Jo

Dissidentman wrote:

Fixed

Jo wrote:

I have some issues to work through

Cool. I have a fairy God mother to fix my staple issue. xx

Dissidentman

Jo wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Fixed

Jo wrote:

I have some issues to work through

Cool. I have a fairy God mother to fix my staple issue. xx

How many bottles of wine have you had today?

Jo

[quote="Dissidentman How many bottles of wine have you had today?[/quote]

My first glass of wine was at 5.30pm and I have had 6 glasses, 2 beers and thinking of having more beer whilst listening to Yield.........I'm pretty sure you Fairy God Mothers enjoy the odd sherry, so BACK OFF!!....
at least I know how to handle staples!

Dissidentman

Jo wrote:

My first glass of wine was at 5.30pm and I have had 6 glasses, 2 beers and thinking of having more beer whilst listening to Yield.........I'm pretty sure you Fairy God Mothers enjoy the odd sherry, so BACK OFF!!....
at least I know how to handle staples!

Not a bad showing for a Tuesday...

mickeyrat

I really miss people posting the reallyu important stuff.