i don't work on my car
i never change the oil or filter
that is done by someone else, someone who gives a crap about something
that guy's name is Slim, yes/no?
you don't change your own oil???
why would i own my own tools?
fuck no i don't change my own oil.
i have in the past
i could do it, im not that helpless
but why would i?
5 quarts of oil, 1 oil filter
easy enough
i do not own a oil filter wrench
i do not own but a shitty bullshit socket set
i have no pan or whatever to drain the old oil in
i do not own car ramps to drive the car up onto.
i do not own a jack that is not broken.
my jack is bent in half and living in my trunk still
quick lube reaming
that's where i go once every couple years
men do not need to own tools or enjoy mechanics
men do not have to be ordered to watch football, baseball, or basketball and hockey.
to me all that stuff is shit & piss.
real men write poetry, love women, and hug trees.
81... i suggest you burn down your garage this weekend
sell or give away all your tools
and find your inner feelings for poetic brilliance
men do not need to own tools or enjoy mechanics
men do not have to be ordered to watch football, baseball, or basketball and hockey.
to me all that stuff is shit & piss.
real men write poetry, love women, and hug trees.
81... i suggest you burn down your garage this weekend
sell or give away all your tools
and find your inner feelings for poetic brilliance
81/Mrs. Chadwick: If you do decide to burn down your garage this weekend, can I have your rake before you light the fire? Ours is missing a couple of key tines. Thanks, brother.
81/Mrs. Chadwick: If you do decide to burn down your garage this weekend, can I have your rake before you light the fire? Ours is missing a couple of key tines. Thanks, brother.
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you don't change your own oil???
like our friend was saying yesterday in the bear killing thread
i like a good Slurpee
cherry or strawberry flavored please
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
fuck no i don't change my own oil.
i have in the past
i could do it, im not that helpless
but why would i?
5 quarts of oil, 1 oil filter
easy enough
i do not own a oil filter wrench
i do not own but a shitty bullshit socket set
i have no pan or whatever to drain the old oil in
i do not own car ramps to drive the car up onto.
i do not own a jack that is not broken.
my jack is bent in half and living in my trunk still
quick lube reaming
that's where i go once every couple years
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
men do not have to be ordered to watch football, baseball, or basketball and hockey.
to me all that stuff is shit & piss.
real men write poetry, love women, and hug trees.
81... i suggest you burn down your garage this weekend
sell or give away all your tools
and find your inner feelings for poetic brilliance
get your hands dirty by handling dirty women not used or new motor oil
this is the SABBATH LAW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ThBPs5i4w
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
81/Mrs. Chadwick: If you do decide to burn down your garage this weekend, can I have your rake before you light the fire? Ours is missing a couple of key tines. Thanks, brother.
only if you rake the pine needles.
What's better than a cigar? Ed with a sitar
What's better than a cigar? Ed with a sitar
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce