Chadwick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

81

chadwick wrote:

i don't work on my car
i never change the oil or filter
that is done by someone else, someone who gives a crap about something

that guy's name is Slim, yes/no?

you don't change your own oil???

chadwick

unlost dogs wrote:

chadwick wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

Sorry I missed this thread earlier, I was in the kitchen.

what did you make?

Slurpees. Just for you.

yes please
like our friend was saying yesterday in the bear killing thread

i like a good Slurpee
cherry or strawberry flavored please

chadwick

81 wrote:

chadwick wrote:

i don't work on my car
i never change the oil or filter
that is done by someone else, someone who gives a crap about something

that guy's name is Slim, yes/no?

you don't change your own oil???

why would i own my own tools?
fuck no i don't change my own oil.
i have in the past
i could do it, im not that helpless
but why would i?

5 quarts of oil, 1 oil filter
easy enough

i do not own a oil filter wrench
i do not own but a shitty bullshit socket set
i have no pan or whatever to drain the old oil in
i do not own car ramps to drive the car up onto.
i do not own a jack that is not broken.
my jack is bent in half and living in my trunk still

quick lube reaming
that's where i go once every couple years

81

and to think, i thought you were a mans man.

chadwick

81 wrote:

and to think, i thought you were a mans man.

men do not need to own tools or enjoy mechanics
men do not have to be ordered to watch football, baseball, or basketball and hockey.
to me all that stuff is shit & piss.

real men write poetry, love women, and hug trees.
81... i suggest you burn down your garage this weekend
sell or give away all your tools
and find your inner feelings for poetic brilliance

get your hands dirty by handling dirty women not used or new motor oil
this is the SABBATH LAW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ThBPs5i4w

unlost dogs

chadwick wrote:

81 wrote:

and to think, i thought you were a mans man.

men do not need to own tools or enjoy mechanics
men do not have to be ordered to watch football, baseball, or basketball and hockey.
to me all that stuff is shit & piss.

real men write poetry, love women, and hug trees.
81... i suggest you burn down your garage this weekend
sell or give away all your tools
and find your inner feelings for poetic brilliance

get your hands dirty by handling dirty women not used or new motor oil
this is the SABBATH LAW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ThBPs5i4w

81/Mrs. Chadwick: If you do decide to burn down your garage this weekend, can I have your rake before you light the fire? Ours is missing a couple of key tines. Thanks, brother.

81

unlost dogs wrote:

81/Mrs. Chadwick: If you do decide to burn down your garage this weekend, can I have your rake before you light the fire? Ours is missing a couple of key tines. Thanks, brother.

only if you rake the pine needles.

norm

unlost dogs wrote:

chadwick wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

Sorry I missed this thread earlier, I was in the kitchen.

what did you make?

Slurpees. Just for you.

runaway

Chadwick...please go to Make a Sentence out of a 5 letter word....come up with something PLEASE!!

runaway

after replying on the 5 word thread, my friend, you are supposed to add another 5 letter word...haha

chadwick

runaway wrote:

after replying on the 5 word thread, my friend, you are supposed to add another 5 letter word...haha

i thought i did?