Illegal Bear Hunting Technique

BinauralJam

twisted thoughts wrote:

you all have been quite entertaining this afternoon
thank you.
only on a moving train can something take such a terrible turn


now let me drop some knowledge on some of yall...

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study up kiddos

Twisted Thoughts = the voice of reason

now im worried.

unlost dogs

twisted thoughts wrote:

mydogmookieblaylock wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

Oh for the love of God give it a rest.
:roll:

Please go back to the kitchen until you have something to contribute to the conversation.

i am kidding of course - but seriously, stop slurping on Chadwick - its gross

back to the kitchen wench!!!

No can do, girlfriend. I'm busy gazing at the photo of Chadwick on the back of his book and composing artless yet heartfelt sentimental verses about the wonder that is all things Chadwickian.

norm

oh for the love of god don't send unlost to the kitchen...we'll all starve!!!

eyedclaar

Half Full wrote:

nice , dog- you type...
!

That's a high-larious edit job.

rollings

da bears

unlost dogs

norm wrote:

oh for the love of god don't send unlost to the kitchen...we'll all starve!!!

Hey, Hey, HEY NOW! There have only been two fires when I was cooking, and the cookie one wasn't my fault. How was I to know the oven was set to self clean?

BinauralJam

norm wrote:

oh for the love of god don't send unlost to the kitchen...we'll all starve!!!

That's not true, she cooks for her dogs all the time. She knows better than to eat her cooking, but her dogs love it.

chadwick

you may paper mache my poetry book
please do

norm

unlost dogs wrote:

norm wrote:

oh for the love of god don't send unlost to the kitchen...we'll all starve!!!

Hey, Hey, HEY NOW! There have only been two fires when I was cooking, and the cookie one wasn't my fault. How was I to know the oven was set to self clean?

cuz it said 'self clean'? :P

but those cookies were really clean :thumbup:

unlost dogs

norm wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

norm wrote:

oh for the love of god don't send unlost to the kitchen...we'll all starve!!!

Hey, Hey, HEY NOW! There have only been two fires when I was cooking, and the cookie one wasn't my fault. How was I to know the oven was set to self clean?

cuz it said 'self clean'? :P

but those cookies were really clean :thumbup:

The firefighters were very nice about the whole thing.

:oops:

chadwick

mydogmookieblaylock wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

Oh for the love of God give it a rest.
:roll:

Please go back to the kitchen until you have something to contribute to the conversation.

i am kidding of course - but seriously, stop slurping on Chadwick - its gross

chadwick wrote:

again,
i love eyed and his knowledge & understandings of how nature works.

eyed, teach away my friend.

I have a feeling eyed would not be friends w/ you - he seems to actually seems to have some sense and knowledge behind his recent statements

you are no psychic, your feelings are all wrong

norm

unlost dogs wrote:

The firefighters were very nice about the whole thing.

:oops:

mr unlost still getting grief over that?


oh and thread integrity...hunting is stupid, listen to eyed on this subject

BinauralJam

The firefighters were very nice about the whole thing.

:oops:[/quote]


So that how you met your husband?

eyedclaar

BinauralJam wrote:

The firefighters were very nice about the whole thing.

:oops:

So that how you met your husband?[/quote]

Her future husband, not the current one. She's still trying to figure out how to time that whole transition and you know... break the news.

BinauralJam

eyedclaar wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

The firefighters were very nice about the whole thing.

:oops:

So that how you met your husband?

Her future husband, not the current one. She's still trying to figure out how to time that whole transition and you know... break the news.[/quote]


Well atleast she's keeping it in the family so to speak.

unlost dogs

eyedclaar wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

The firefighters were very nice about the whole thing.

:oops:

So that how you met your husband?

Her future husband, not the current one. She's still trying to figure out how to time that whole transition and you know... break the news.[/quote]

:shock:

haffajappa

eyedclaar wrote:

Ok, here goes. I am not opposed to the idea of hunting animals for food, although my internal spirituality tells me it is wrong to kill a fellow predator, like bear, lion, or wolf. For starters, they are the lynchpins in healthy ecosystems and there are far too few of them remaining (in most places), and to me they are totems to be admired and protected. I wish I lived a thousand years ago and hunted critters with my tight-knit bunch of hommies on a daily basis. Then we’d gather around the campfire at night and sing and dance within a real community that actually needs each other. AND, and this is usually my biggest gripe with hunters, we would display genuine respect for the lives we took, and we would be thankful for that animal’s sacrifice. I cannot stand the callous disregard for animal life I see reflected in most hunters. Not all, but most.
Now that we are so removed from that kind of primitive life, I can’t really justify the need to kill wild animals. I mean farmers and ranchers have ruined the vast majority of wilderness so we could all go pick up groceries at a store. So, if we’re gonna be a bunch of lazy slackers with a store one block away, then can’t we just leave what’s left of the wild kingdom alone? Well, no, not really because of the aforementioned lack of natural predators. Deer populations in some places are just ridiculous and something needs to be done. I’d personally just turn a bunch of lions loose, but then I’d have to listen to all the humans cry about the viscous killers in their midst.
Anyway, hunt if you truly feel compelled, but do so in a manner that is fair and respectful to the animal and the overall spirit of hunting.
Bottom line is that humans have fucked things up so badly, and there really is a super-plethora of them, so why can’t I hunt the real problem?

Ohh eyed, you're so cool I'm with ya on the disrespect thing. Somehow its so "manly" to kill an animal with a high powered rifle and then take a picture with it and gloat. They glorify themselves and it makes me sick.

chadwick

haffajappa wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Ok, here goes. I am not opposed to the idea of hunting animals for food, although my internal spirituality tells me it is wrong to kill a fellow predator, like bear, lion, or wolf. For starters, they are the lynchpins in healthy ecosystems and there are far too few of them remaining (in most places), and to me they are totems to be admired and protected. I wish I lived a thousand years ago and hunted critters with my tight-knit bunch of hommies on a daily basis. Then we’d gather around the campfire at night and sing and dance within a real community that actually needs each other. AND, and this is usually my biggest gripe with hunters, we would display genuine respect for the lives we took, and we would be thankful for that animal’s sacrifice. I cannot stand the callous disregard for animal life I see reflected in most hunters. Not all, but most.
Now that we are so removed from that kind of primitive life, I can’t really justify the need to kill wild animals. I mean farmers and ranchers have ruined the vast majority of wilderness so we could all go pick up groceries at a store. So, if we’re gonna be a bunch of lazy slackers with a store one block away, then can’t we just leave what’s left of the wild kingdom alone? Well, no, not really because of the aforementioned lack of natural predators. Deer populations in some places are just ridiculous and something needs to be done. I’d personally just turn a bunch of lions loose, but then I’d have to listen to all the humans cry about the viscous killers in their midst.
Anyway, hunt if you truly feel compelled, but do so in a manner that is fair and respectful to the animal and the overall spirit of hunting.
Bottom line is that humans have fucked things up so badly, and there really is a super-plethora of them, so why can’t I hunt the real problem?

Ohh eyed, you're so cool I'm with ya on the disrespect thing. Somehow its so "manly" to kill an animal with a high powered rifle and then take a picture with it and gloat. They glorify themselves and it makes me sick.

our friend eyed is very cool, and so are you haffa.
you are awesome actually.
i been reading your posts and threads on animals for quite awhile now.
thank you for your thoughts and contributions.
and thank you for your heart.

haffajappa

chadwick wrote:

haffajappa wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Ok, here goes. I am not opposed to the idea of hunting animals for food, although my internal spirituality tells me it is wrong to kill a fellow predator, like bear, lion, or wolf. For starters, they are the lynchpins in healthy ecosystems and there are far too few of them remaining (in most places), and to me they are totems to be admired and protected. I wish I lived a thousand years ago and hunted critters with my tight-knit bunch of hommies on a daily basis. Then we’d gather around the campfire at night and sing and dance within a real community that actually needs each other. AND, and this is usually my biggest gripe with hunters, we would display genuine respect for the lives we took, and we would be thankful for that animal’s sacrifice. I cannot stand the callous disregard for animal life I see reflected in most hunters. Not all, but most.
Now that we are so removed from that kind of primitive life, I can’t really justify the need to kill wild animals. I mean farmers and ranchers have ruined the vast majority of wilderness so we could all go pick up groceries at a store. So, if we’re gonna be a bunch of lazy slackers with a store one block away, then can’t we just leave what’s left of the wild kingdom alone? Well, no, not really because of the aforementioned lack of natural predators. Deer populations in some places are just ridiculous and something needs to be done. I’d personally just turn a bunch of lions loose, but then I’d have to listen to all the humans cry about the viscous killers in their midst.
Anyway, hunt if you truly feel compelled, but do so in a manner that is fair and respectful to the animal and the overall spirit of hunting.
Bottom line is that humans have fucked things up so badly, and there really is a super-plethora of them, so why can’t I hunt the real problem?

Ohh eyed, you're so cool I'm with ya on the disrespect thing. Somehow its so "manly" to kill an animal with a high powered rifle and then take a picture with it and gloat. They glorify themselves and it makes me sick.

our friend eyed is very cool, and so are you haffa.
you are awesome actually.
i been reading your posts and threads on animals for quite awhile now.
thank you for your thoughts and contributions.
and thank you for your heart.

well if my dog keeps having accidents inside i'm going to have to hire sweet pea to teach her a lesson. then we'll see how much i love animals
justkidding, my dog is cool...

Smellyman

check out this vid. A group of hunters are tracking down a leopard. the leopard surprises one hunter and has his way with him until another hunter shoots it dead. The hunter without his gun is reduced to a screaming little girl.

The majestic leopard loses its life just trying to protect itself from these yahoos. Sorry, hunters are pathetic to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv1jqPj2KNA

JonnyPistachio

Smellyman wrote:

check out this vid. A group of hunters are tracking down a leopard. the leopard surprises one hunter and has his way with him until another hunter shoots it dead. The hunter without his gun is reduced to a screaming little girl.

The majestic leopard loses its life just trying to protect itself from these yahoos. Sorry, hunters are pathetic to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv1jqPj2KNA

Yikes, that was fucked up!

Maybe we should all start a "hunt-the-hunters club" and sabotage these fuckers that do it for sport.

chadwick

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Smellyman wrote:

check out this vid. A group of hunters are tracking down a leopard. the leopard surprises one hunter and has his way with him until another hunter shoots it dead. The hunter without his gun is reduced to a screaming little girl.

The majestic leopard loses its life just trying to protect itself from these yahoos. Sorry, hunters are pathetic to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv1jqPj2KNA

Yikes, that was fucked up!

Maybe we should all start a "hunt-the-hunters club" and sabotage these fuckers that do it for sport.

sounds like a wonderful idea

texas is terrible about this sort of thing.
texas houses huge big game ranches where you go and shoot anything you like.
big cats declawed, caged, and when the cage door opens the cat exits the cage where shooters are ready.
that is pure evil.

i hope they all die of testicle, mouth & throat cancers.
anus cancer too.

CJMST3K

I believe as long as hunters are allowed to hunt bears, that well-skilled vegetarian shooters like myself should be allowed to pick them off too. It would be a guilt-free way for me to hunt.

unlost dogs

CJMST3K wrote:

I believe as long as hunters are allowed to hunt bears, that well-skilled vegetarian shooters like myself should be allowed to pick them off too. It would be a guilt-free way for me to hunt.

eyedclaar

haffajappa wrote:

Ohh eyed, you're so cool I'm with ya on the disrespect thing. Somehow its so "manly" to kill an animal with a high powered rifle and then take a picture with it and gloat. They glorify themselves and it makes me sick.

Thanks! Like Chadwick said, you ain't so shabby yourself.

eyedclaar

CJMST3K wrote:

I believe as long as hunters are allowed to hunt bears, that well-skilled vegetarian shooters like myself should be allowed to pick them off too. It would be a guilt-free way for me to hunt.

I look forward to one day working with the Hoff out in the woods.

BinauralJam

eyedclaar wrote:

CJMST3K wrote:

I believe as long as hunters are allowed to hunt bears, that well-skilled vegetarian shooters like myself should be allowed to pick them off too. It would be a guilt-free way for me to hunt.

I look forward to one day working with the Hoff out in the woods.

:shock:

eyedclaar

BinauralJam wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

CJMST3K wrote:

I believe as long as hunters are allowed to hunt bears, that well-skilled vegetarian shooters like myself should be allowed to pick them off too. It would be a guilt-free way for me to hunt.

I look forward to one day working with the Hoff out in the woods.

:shock:

That's awesome. I will punch you in the back of the head for that, but still, awesome.

BinauralJam

couldn't resist.

haffajappa

BinauralJam wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

CJMST3K wrote:

I believe as long as hunters are allowed to hunt bears, that well-skilled vegetarian shooters like myself should be allowed to pick them off too. It would be a guilt-free way for me to hunt.

I look forward to one day working with the Hoff out in the woods.

:shock:

bahahaha
i almost spit out my cereal