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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    getting 1,093,264 paper cuts to the face and then having to wear a mask of salt. i know this wouldnt actually kill you but the pain would be so bad you'd run in front of a train.
    winner :lol: @ mask of salt
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Slap upside the headSlap upside the head Posts: 904
    less than 2 pages for this masterpiece to be hijacked, derailed and raped.

    Good work people.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    rat trap to the testicles and face
    wait...
    make that a beartrap, the type with teeth

    Bear+Trap.jpg
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    catefrances wrote:

    a week???? how patient do yuo think i am??? ;)8-)
    im not like other boys ;)8-)

    :shock:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Visiting eyed's basement...if the wolverines don't kill you, something else will... :lol:

    (what number are we on now 81?)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
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    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Wearing a Red Sox jersey in the bleachers @ Yankee Staduim.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    14. Getting clobbered by 81 with a 4 iron for not counting in the 1000 ways to die thread
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    15. having 13 dozen nuns beat you to death with their habits
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    16. feed dumb assholes to gigantic anacondas & pythons
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PJFAN13PJFAN13 Posts: 1,422
    17. Being stuck in a windowless room listening to Scott Stapp and Fran Dresher sing "Crazy Mary" repeatedly while being slow-roasted over a pit of the only known cassettes to contain the Love Bone doin' "Dollar Short"...
    Terribly painful and sad at the same time :)
    11.30.93~10.2.96~9.13.98~9.1.00~8.25.00~7.3.03~7.5.03
    7.9.03~9.28.04~10.1.05~5.12.06~5.13.06~5.27.06~5.28.06
    8.5.08(EV)~10.9.09~5.21.10~6.20.11(EV)~7.5.11(EV)~7.9.11(EV)
    11.21.13~8.27.16(EV)~11.14.16(TOTD)~4.13.20~9.27.20~9.26.21~10.2.21
    2.15.22 (EV)~2.25.22 (EV)~2.27.22 (EV)~5.3.22~5.7.22~9.17.24~9.29.24
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