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1000 Ways to Die!

pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
edited October 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
1. choke on a mozzarella stick..... :lol:
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  • Slap upside the headSlap upside the head Posts: 904
    become a member of this messageboard - it's a very slow, drawn out demise.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    3. Hike in goat country
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    fuck witg me and i will slit your throat as im making love to you. and it will thrill me. 8-)
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Mine is already a forgone conclusion – knife fight with a grizzly.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    take a course in suicide bombing
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    3. Hike in goat country
    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Riding a Segway over a cliff.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    3. Hike in goat country
    :lol:


    See, someone had to die before anyone would believe me about what bloodthirsty animals they are. I've seen a herd of goats strip a bull moose to bones in about 3 minutes flat.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    stabbed in the face with an anvil
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    9. having a drunk cop wreck out on the interstate, flip the barrier and land on top of your car.

    numbers people, we need numbers
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dunkman wrote:
    stabbed in the face with an anvil


    ouch
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    getting 1,093,264 paper cuts to the face and then having to wear a mask of salt. i know this wouldnt actually kill you but the pain would be so bad you'd run in front of a train.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dunkman wrote:
    10) getting 1,093,264 paper cuts to the face and then having to wear a mask of salt. i know this wouldnt actually kill you but the pain would be so bad you'd run in front of a train.



    fixed
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Get spanked by catefrances 8-)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Get spanked by catefrances 8-)

    puh-lease.. that wouldnt kill you. bring you to the egde maybe.. but kill you.. no. 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    81 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    10) getting 1,093,264 paper cuts to the face and then having to wear a mask of salt. i know this wouldnt actually kill you but the pain would be so bad you'd run in front of a train.



    fixed

    81 likes numbers... I guess his name should have been a clue.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    10) getting 1,093,264 paper cuts to the face and then having to wear a mask of salt. i know this wouldnt actually kill you but the pain would be so bad you'd run in front of a train.



    fixed

    81 likes numbers... I guess his name should have been a clue.


    well, if we are going to count to 1K, we need to number these things
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    catefrances wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Get spanked by catefrances 8-)

    puh-lease.. that wouldnt kill you. bring you to the egde maybe.. but kill you.. no. 8-)
    i cant tell if not try it.. :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Get spanked by catefrances 8-)

    puh-lease.. that wouldnt kill you. bring you to the egde maybe.. but kill you.. no. 8-)
    Cate, please spank me.


    fixed :lol:
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Get spanked by catefrances 8-)

    puh-lease.. that wouldnt kill you. bring you to the egde maybe.. but kill you.. no. 8-)
    i cant tell if not try it.. :mrgreen:

    then i guess you never will. ;)8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Cate, please spank me.


    fixed :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol: you wish. would you like to watch???? ;)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    catefrances wrote:
    81 wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Cate, please spank me.


    fixed :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol: you wish. would you like to watch???? ;)

    only if dimi was a chick. :lol:
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:

    :lol::lol::lol: you wish. would you like to watch???? ;)

    only if dimi was a chick. :lol:


    if only. ;)8-):lol:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    catefrances wrote:

    then i guess you never will. ;)8-)
    i m still Alive :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 40duece40duece Posts: 23
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Riding a Segway over a cliff.[/
    i am laughing out loud, for sure.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    catefrances wrote:

    then i guess you never will. ;)8-)
    i m still Alive :)

    no doubt dimi... but im not like the other girls. 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    81 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: you wish. would you like to watch???? ;)

    only if dimi was a chick. :lol:
    need only a week for waxing :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    catefrances wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    catefrances wrote:

    then i guess you never will. ;)8-)
    i m still Alive :)

    no doubt dimi... but im not like the other girls. 8-)
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Cate, please spank me.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    81 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: you wish. would you like to watch???? ;)

    only if dimi was a chick. :lol:
    need only a week for waxing :lol:

    a week???? how patient do yuo think i am??? ;)8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    catefrances wrote:

    a week???? how patient do yuo think i am??? ;)8-)
    im not like other boys ;)8-)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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