Killer Mountain Goat - For real this time

chadwick

dunkman wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

The guy was 63, he was doing what he loved, we could be so lucky.

you're right... we could be so lucky... we could either die by getting tackled by a slightly-twitchy fucking goat... or we could die whilst killing Mick Hucknall with a staple gun, having a 22 year old female full time lip model playing the hairy bagpipe, punching plenty of fudds, telling a homeless person to get a job, inventing something and having The White Stripes perform your favourite song right in front of you... all at the same time of course.

i like dunk's death idea

chadwick

when i was a baby
my folks had a few goats
it was bulldogs and goats

bulldogs were my baby sitters... true fact.

anyhow...
the goats constantly climbed on everything
garage and house roof

cars?
forget about having a nice car if you have a goat


i know a story of a car repo piece of shit.
he had a corvette sitting in his driveway
his goat climbed up on it and made its home on the corvette's hood/roof
this asshole loser grabbed his high power rifle and murdered his goat
blew a hole through his friend goat because his corvette was so precious

this guy wanted to date my mother.
she never ever saw him ever again after he told us that story.
she kindly asked him to leave.

my mother rules the world
i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:

dunkman

chadwick wrote:

i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:

rescuing a beloved pet?

chadwick

dunkman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:

rescuing a beloved pet?

yep a gerbil

norm

eyedclaar wrote:

rutting time of year for most ungulates,

don't i know it!

eyedclaar

norm wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

rutting time of year for most ungulates,

don't i know it!

Ahhh, the life of Norm...

81

it's stories like this that keep my asss firmly planted in potato fashion

eyedclaar

81 wrote:

it's stories like this that keep my asss firmly planted in potato fashion

Don't be foolish. I've already written you in for my next deep dark woods adventure. I need a six man party. So far, it's you and me. I assume you have your own fully automatic weapons...

chadwick

eyedclaar wrote:

81 wrote:

it's stories like this that keep my asss firmly planted in potato fashion

Don't be foolish. I've already written you in for my next deep dark woods adventure. I need a six man party. So far, it's you and me. I assume you have your own fully automatic weapons...

81 is from chicago, of course he has his very own fully automatic weapons.

catefrances

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=142310

eyedclaar

catefrances wrote:

http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=142310

Yeah, yeah, thus the shout-out to you earlier in this thread when I noticed.

catefrances

eyedclaar wrote:

catefrances wrote:

http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=142310

Yeah, yeah, thus the shout-out to you earlier in this thread when I noticed.

i havent read the thread. saw the title knew what it was about and felt the need to point out your shit search skills. :P `

BinauralJam

chadwick wrote:

when i was a baby
my folks had a few goats
it was bulldogs and goats

bulldogs were my baby sitters... true fact.

anyhow...
the goats constantly climbed on everything
garage and house roof

cars?
forget about having a nice car if you have a goat


i know a story of a car repo piece of shit.
he had a corvette sitting in his driveway
his goat climbed up on it and made its home on the corvette's hood/roof
this asshole loser grabbed his high power rifle and murdered his goat
blew a hole through his friend goat because his corvette was so precious

this guy wanted to date my mother.
she never ever saw him ever again after he told us that story.
she kindly asked him to leave.

my mother rules the world
i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:

Your Mom's Awesome.

mickeyrat

eyedclaar wrote:

Boo Boo wrote:

all kidding aside....

so freaking typical...We invade THEIR space,They feel they have to protect their space in which they do,
So when they do...we go out and shoot it.

Ugh...they human race should be so proud! :x

Totally agree.

This is also the rutting time of year for most ungulates, so the males often times act way more aggressive. Hell, even deer will attack people during their rut. They tried to shoo it from the trail and threw rocks at it while it was behaving aggressively, well see, some conclusions are easier to predict than others…

You know what I did when I found myself face to face with a pissed off goat? I didn’t throw rocks at it for starters.

Yeah, you hid behind a tree like a big WUSS!!!!!! hehehehe

eyedclaar

mickeyrat wrote:

Yeah, you hid behind a tree like a big WUSS!!!!!! hehehehe

I will not stand for these wild accusations. That is a total lie. I hid behind my wife, dammit! Oh wait... :oops:

chadwick

BinauralJam wrote:

chadwick wrote:

when i was a baby
my folks had a few goats
it was bulldogs and goats

bulldogs were my baby sitters... true fact.

anyhow...
the goats constantly climbed on everything
garage and house roof

cars?
forget about having a nice car if you have a goat


i know a story of a car repo piece of shit.
he had a corvette sitting in his driveway
his goat climbed up on it and made its home on the corvette's hood/roof
this asshole loser grabbed his high power rifle and murdered his goat
blew a hole through his friend goat because his corvette was so precious

this guy wanted to date my mother.
she never ever saw him ever again after he told us that story.
she kindly asked him to leave.

my mother rules the world
i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:

Your Mom's Awesome.

thank you my fine champion
you're right
she's pretty ok and stuff