Killer Mountain Goat - For real this time

eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
edited October 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
I see it isn't only the Fish and Game employees in Idaho that jump at any chance to shoot the wildlife.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... death.html

Hey assholes, just like the bison in Yellowstone, if you push your luck, you deserve it! Now eyed on the other hand has stared directly into the eyes of the great horned beast and lived to tell the tale!
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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,266
    What a horrible way to die.
    GIVE BLOOD
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    Sir, without reservations
    i'll say it again
    people are bullshit

    that is all
    thank you
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    What a horrible way to die.

    As opposed to rotting away from cancer? Na, that's a great death. Fresh air, epic scenery, wrestling wildlife...
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  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,725
    How did they know they captured the "right" goat?
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Half Full wrote:
    How did they know they captured the "right" goat?

    Are you suggesting they all look the same? If so, I suggest you watch your back in the high mountains... ;)
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  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,725
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Half Full wrote:
    How did they know they captured the "right" goat?

    Are you suggesting they all look the same? If so, I suggest you watch your back in the high mountains... ;)

    Are you suggesting that the soon-to-be fatally injured man gave that good of a description?

    The goat attacked from behind? That's a cheap goat shot!
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,266
    eyedclaar wrote:
    What a horrible way to die.

    As opposed to rotting away from cancer? Na, that's a great death. Fresh air, epic scenery, wrestling wildlife...


    Yeah, you got me there
    GIVE BLOOD
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,155
    eyedclaar wrote:
    What a horrible way to die.

    As opposed to rotting away from cancer? Na, that's a great death. Fresh air, epic scenery, wrestling wildlife...

    awesome! :lol:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    The guy was 63, he was doing what he loved, we could be so lucky.
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,155
    all kidding aside....

    so freaking typical...We invade THEIR space,They feel they have to protect their space in which they do,
    So when they do...we go out and shoot it.

    Ugh...they human race should be so proud! :x
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Boo Boo wrote:
    all kidding aside....

    so freaking typical...We invade THEIR space,They feel they have to protect their space in which they do,
    So when they do...we go out and shoot it.

    Ugh...they human race should be so proud! :x

    Totally agree.

    This is also the rutting time of year for most ungulates, so the males often times act way more aggressive. Hell, even deer will attack people during their rut. They tried to shoo it from the trail and threw rocks at it while it was behaving aggressively, well see, some conclusions are easier to predict than others…

    You know what I did when I found myself face to face with a pissed off goat? I didn’t throw rocks at it for starters.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    all kidding aside....

    so freaking typical...We invade THEIR space,They feel they have to protect their space in which they do,
    So when they do...we go out and shoot it.

    Ugh...they human race should be so proud! :x

    Totally agree.

    This is also the rutting time of year for most ungulates, so the males often times act way more aggressive. Hell, even deer will attack people during their rut. They tried to shoo it from the trail and threw rocks at it while it was behaving aggressively, well see, some conclusions are easier to predict than others…

    You know what I did when I found myself face to face with a pissed off goat? I didn’t throw rocks at it for starters.


    Did you give it the Paul Hogan Stare?

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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    all kidding aside....

    so freaking typical...We invade THEIR space,They feel they have to protect their space in which they do,
    So when they do...we go out and shoot it.

    Ugh...they human race should be so proud! :x

    Totally agree.

    This is also the rutting time of year for most ungulates, so the males often times act way more aggressive. Hell, even deer will attack people during their rut. They tried to shoo it from the trail and threw rocks at it while it was behaving aggressively, well see, some conclusions are easier to predict than others…

    You know what I did when I found myself face to face with a pissed off goat? I didn’t throw rocks at it for starters.
    exactly
    when i read this story yesterday in a different thread
    i just knew it was rut season

    idiots....
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    IMAGINE YOUR OBIT SAYS KILLED BY A GOAT...
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    IMAGINE YOUR OBIT SAYS KILLED BY A GOAT...

    Better than being caught doing something else with a goat...
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Sorry catefrances, just realized you had already posted on this topic. And yes, I am getting my army together. Mwahahahahahaha
    Look closely. These are some of my special forces planting explosives on this dam.

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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Sorry catefrances, just realized you had already posted on this topic. And yes, I am getting my army together. Mwahahahahahaha
    Look closely. These are some of my special forces planting explosives on this dam.

    46d36d97-5d76-4a8d-9616-5d002430da3c.jpg
    wow
    that is truly amazing
    i've seen them on mountain cliffs all balanced badass
    but this picture you have here is insane
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    The guy was 63, he was doing what he loved, we could be so lucky.

    you're right... we could be so lucky... we could either die by getting tackled by a slightly-twitchy fucking goat... or we could die whilst killing Mick Hucknall with a staple gun, having a 22 year old female full time lip model playing the hairy bagpipe, punching plenty of fudds, telling a homeless person to get a job, inventing something and having The White Stripes perform your favourite song right in front of you... all at the same time of course.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    dunkman wrote:
    The guy was 63, he was doing what he loved, we could be so lucky.

    you're right... we could be so lucky... we could either die by getting tackled by a slightly-twitchy fucking goat... or we could die whilst killing Mick Hucknall with a staple gun, having a 22 year old female full time lip model playing the hairy bagpipe, punching plenty of fudds, telling a homeless person to get a job, inventing something and having The White Stripes perform your favourite song right in front of you... all at the same time of course.


    it's like you read my mind
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Sorry catefrances, just realized you had already posted on this topic. And yes, I am getting my army together. Mwahahahahahaha
    Look closely. These are some of my special forces planting explosives on this dam.

    46d36d97-5d76-4a8d-9616-5d002430da3c.jpg
    wow
    that is truly amazing
    i've seen them on mountain cliffs all balanced badass
    but this picture you have here is insane

    I was once turned back on this giant granite monolith at a sheer cliff drop straight down to a churning river. I would have needed ropes and climbing gear to get down, I mean it was fucking a straight drop off. So, the wife and I stop there for a rest and while we're eating lunch, what just comes up right over the edge and then walks right past us like no big deal, bitches? Sure enough.

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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    The guy was 63, he was doing what he loved, we could be so lucky.

    you're right... we could be so lucky... we could either die by getting tackled by a slightly-twitchy fucking goat... or we could die whilst killing Mick Hucknall with a staple gun, having a 22 year old female full time lip model playing the hairy bagpipe, punching plenty of fudds, telling a homeless person to get a job, inventing something and having The White Stripes perform your favourite song right in front of you... all at the same time of course.
    :lol:
    i like dunk's death idea
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    edited October 2010
    when i was a baby
    my folks had a few goats
    it was bulldogs and goats

    bulldogs were my baby sitters... true fact.

    anyhow...
    the goats constantly climbed on everything
    garage and house roof

    cars?
    forget about having a nice car if you have a goat


    i know a story of a car repo piece of shit.
    he had a corvette sitting in his driveway
    his goat climbed up on it and made its home on the corvette's hood/roof
    this asshole loser grabbed his high power rifle and murdered his goat
    blew a hole through his friend goat because his corvette was so precious

    this guy wanted to date my mother.
    she never ever saw him ever again after he told us that story.
    she kindly asked him to leave.

    my mother rules the world
    i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chadwick wrote:
    i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:

    rescuing a beloved pet?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i hope he burnt to death in a house fire :twisted:

    rescuing a beloved pet?
    yep a gerbil
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool.Posts: 31,138
    eyedclaar wrote:
    rutting time of year for most ungulates,

    don't i know it!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    norm wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    rutting time of year for most ungulates,

    don't i know it!

    Ahhh, the life of Norm...

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    it's stories like this that keep my asss firmly planted in potato fashion
    81 is now off the air

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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    81 wrote:
    it's stories like this that keep my asss firmly planted in potato fashion

    Don't be foolish. I've already written you in for my next deep dark woods adventure. I need a six man party. So far, it's you and me. I assume you have your own fully automatic weapons...
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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    it's stories like this that keep my asss firmly planted in potato fashion

    Don't be foolish. I've already written you in for my next deep dark woods adventure. I need a six man party. So far, it's you and me. I assume you have your own fully automatic weapons...
    81 is from chicago, of course he has his very own fully automatic weapons.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 28,991
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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