The Balls Thread

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been shaving my berries since High School

    Ladies love it

    Sounds like you've got a technique down...

    Yes...have to use cooler water

    The cooler water makes them shrink and less hangy...much easier to shave that way

    You should market your own ball shaving cream. :lol:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dcfaithful wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    My balls have enslaved two minds...

    I'm beginning to like this thread.

    Your balls are all I can think about! hahahaha :lol:

    That's awesome. :lol::lol:

    I have to say, I've never had anyone say that my balls are all they can think about... 8-)

    And I don't go saying that to any old balls....only the special ones! :lol:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been shaving my berries since High School

    Ladies love it

    Sounds like you've got a technique down...

    Yes...have to use cooler water

    The cooler water makes them shrink and less hangy...much easier to shave that way

    Do you do ALL your hair....or just your balls? I'm intrigued. Talk to me!!
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • I've been shaving my berries since High School

    Ladies love it
    Don't nick yourself :twisted:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    you gotta be out of your rabid-ass mind to put a razor anywhere near your junk
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    i shave all my hair down there

    feels great during the summer months

    gillette.com has a really good guide to shave down there
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  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    Do you do ALL your hair....or just your balls? I'm intrigued. Talk to me!!

    I do the whole groin area...including my chest and stomach occasionally

    It feels nice

    8-)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • I've been shaving my berries since High School

    Ladies love it
    Don't nick yourself :twisted:

    It's not bad

    I haven't had any Lorena Bobbit incidents yet

    :? 8-):lol:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithful wrote:
    You should market your own ball shaving cream. :lol:

    It goes beyond my balls...


    shaving_legs.jpg
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Do you do ALL your hair....or just your balls? I'm intrigued. Talk to me!!

    I do the whole groin area...including my chest and stomach occasionally

    It feels nice

    8-)

    Ooh la laaaa!!!
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328

    hahah Stick 'em in your mouth 'n suck 'em! :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    i may have to try some schweddy balls...

    http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I love balls....I could play with them all day long.... :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Ahhhh It's funny looking back on things you wrote ages ago! LMAO! This thread is hilarious!
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    This person used to have an ad in the Georgia Straight, a Vancouver paper, didn't know there is a website.

    http://mrbaldnutz.com/

    lol
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Do you do ALL your hair....or just your balls? I'm intrigued. Talk to me!!

    I do the whole groin area...including my chest and stomach occasionally

    It feels nice

    8-)

    your chest and stomach are in your groin area occasionally????? :wtf:
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    i had a buddy that lit one of his farts on fire and he burned all the hair of his balls :shock: :lol:
  • iamicaiamica Posts: 2,628
    "Don't swim in the ocean, you'll get balls in your mouth..."
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    we got the town drunk to sing this at karaoke night at the local bar back home

    quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever witnessed
  • Not for nothin' RYEzup, but you have the eddie vedder crazy eyes going on....

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    or

    Rolling_Stone_Rock_News_48389_25906386_25906389_slarge.jpg

    noffence...just sayin... ;)
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    iamica wrote:
    "Don't swim in the ocean, you'll get balls in your mouth..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1EavMTUzgc
  • oh...sorry...here

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    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,772
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,901
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Didn't Eddie vedder sing about balls in his mouth?
  • MalrothMalroth Posts: 2,515
    voidofman said:

    This person used to have an ad in the Georgia Straight, a Vancouver paper, didn't know there is a website.



    http://mrbaldnutz.com/



    lol

    very very intrigue-ing.
    Just a little too far a drive for me.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Those pigs in the pic on page one. That's a lot of bacon
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