The Balls Thread

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    youngster wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    I often wonder if the guys with hairless balls in porn wax them? :? Would that even be possible with all that loose skin? Find out DC and get back to me! :lol:

    Yeah dc, get on that. :lol:

    I want a full report by tomorrow....plus a recording of your high pitched screams....video would be even funnier! :lol:

    Fuck that. I'm going to need some kind of pay off. Australian buds. Cold hard cash. Something!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    I often wonder if the guys with hairless balls in porn wax them? :? Would that even be possible with all that loose skin? Find out DC and get back to me! :lol:


    nair or razor. fuck waxing. youch


    Pending clinical results, I'll nair it. But only if I'm compensated with the former from my previous post. Wax is simply out of the question.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    youngster wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    I often wonder if the guys with hairless balls in porn wax them? :? Would that even be possible with all that loose skin? Find out DC and get back to me! :lol:

    Yeah dc, get on that. :lol:

    :twisted:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    I often wonder if the guys with hairless balls in porn wax them? :? Would that even be possible with all that loose skin? Find out DC and get back to me! :lol:


    nair or razor. fuck waxing. youch


    Pending clinical results, I'll nair it. But only if I'm compensated with the former from my previous post. Wax is simply out of the question.

    Nair your balls?! Pfffft! That's way too easy. You'll probably even enjoy it even....rubbing nair all over them etc.

    Shaving them with a razor could still be kinda funny though.... :?: Thoughts?

    And there's no way I'm sending you buds in the mail....but we can definitely talk about other compensation....if I have proof that the job was indeed carried out! :lol:
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Enjoy rubbing Nair?

    Try and rub deep heat on them. Now that's enjoyable. :D
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Enjoy rubbing Nair?

    Try and rub deep heat on them. Now that's enjoyable. :D
    done that when i was a young boy.
    rubbed bengay all over my manhood
    HOLY SHIT FIRE

    uncool
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Enjoy rubbing Nair?

    Try and rub deep heat on them. Now that's enjoyable. :D
    done that when i was a young boy.
    rubbed bengay all over my manhood
    HOLY SHIT FIRE

    uncool
    Rode my bike with a dented seat all day one day.
    Got a nasty rather large raw spot in the manhood area.
    Told my grandpa who said put some Vick's vapo rub on it, that'll help.
    I did. My nuts were engulfed in flames.
    Grandpa said...oh, I meant vaseline
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,178
    chadwick wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Enjoy rubbing Nair?

    Try and rub deep heat on them. Now that's enjoyable. :D
    done that when i was a young boy.
    rubbed bengay all over my manhood
    HOLY SHIT FIRE

    uncool
    Rode my bike with a dented seat all day one day.
    Got a nasty rather large raw spot in the manhood area.
    Told my grandpa who said put some Vick's vapo rub on it, that'll help.
    I did. My nuts were engulfed in flames.
    Grandpa said...oh, I meant vaseline

    :lol:
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Enjoy rubbing Nair?

    Try and rub deep heat on them. Now that's enjoyable. :D
    done that when i was a young boy.
    rubbed bengay all over my manhood
    HOLY SHIT FIRE

    uncool
    Rode my bike with a dented seat all day one day.
    Got a nasty rather large raw spot in the manhood area.
    Told my grandpa who said put some Vick's vapo rub on it, that'll help.
    I did. My nuts were engulfed in flames.
    Grandpa said...oh, I meant vaseline
    fuck that...
    did grandpa get ears fulla tears, yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • If you're asking if I cried...hells no, I was a gangsta even then!
    I did suggest that he misled me on purpose.
    I was a dirty little bastard too, but I was more than happy to jump my ass in the shower that day
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    chadwick wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Enjoy rubbing Nair?

    Try and rub deep heat on them. Now that's enjoyable. :D
    done that when i was a young boy.
    rubbed bengay all over my manhood
    HOLY SHIT FIRE

    uncool
    Rode my bike with a dented seat all day one day.
    Got a nasty rather large raw spot in the manhood area.
    Told my grandpa who said put some Vick's vapo rub on it, that'll help.
    I did. My nuts were engulfed in flames.
    Grandpa said...oh, I meant vaseline

    Your Grandpa is the shit. :lol::lol:
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    DO NOT PUT THIS SHIT ON YOUR BALLS!!!
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Tiger balm!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    My friend's husband was doing some work on a tin roof all day....he was free balling....and got sunburnt balls....VERY sunburnt....so bad he had to go to the doctor because he was in agony. :lol: The doctor told him to sit them in ice cold milk....so for two days he had to stay home and hang them in a bowl of milk! :lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My friend's husband was doing some work on a tin roof all day....he was free balling....and got sunburnt balls....VERY sunburnt....so bad he had to go to the doctor because he was in agony. :lol: The doctor told him to sit them in ice cold milk....so for two days he had to stay home and hang them in a bowl of milk! :lol:

    :shock:
    only you would have a story like that :lol::lol:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    norm wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My friend's husband was doing some work on a tin roof all day....he was free balling....and got sunburnt balls....VERY sunburnt....so bad he had to go to the doctor because he was in agony. :lol: The doctor told him to sit them in ice cold milk....so for two days he had to stay home and hang them in a bowl of milk! :lol:

    :shock:
    only you would have a story like that :lol::lol:

    :lol:

    Anyway, back to dc....has he said whether he's de-hairing his nuts yet?
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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    ZiggyStar wrote:
    norm wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My friend's husband was doing some work on a tin roof all day....he was free balling....and got sunburnt balls....VERY sunburnt....so bad he had to go to the doctor because he was in agony. :lol: The doctor told him to sit them in ice cold milk....so for two days he had to stay home and hang them in a bowl of milk! :lol:

    :shock:
    only you would have a story like that :lol::lol:

    :lol:

    Anyway, back to dc....has he said whether he's de-hairing his nuts yet?

    this might shock you zig, but dc's balls are rarely on my mind ;) :P
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    norm wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    this might shock you zig, but dc's balls are really on my mind ;) :P

    Yeah, dc's balls are on my mind too....I just woke up and they're the first things I thought of! :lol:

    Where is that young'n?
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    My balls have enslaved two minds...

    I'm beginning to like this thread.
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My friend's husband was doing some work on a tin roof all day....he was free balling....and got sunburnt balls....VERY sunburnt....so bad he had to go to the doctor because he was in agony. :lol: The doctor told him to sit them in ice cold milk....so for two days he had to stay home and hang them in a bowl of milk! :lol:


    Tea bag anyone?
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pjfan31 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My friend's husband was doing some work on a tin roof all day....he was free balling....and got sunburnt balls....VERY sunburnt....so bad he had to go to the doctor because he was in agony. :lol: The doctor told him to sit them in ice cold milk....so for two days he had to stay home and hang them in a bowl of milk! :lol:


    Tea bag anyone?

    With the milk, that might make a chai tea...
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dcfaithful wrote:
    My balls have enslaved two minds...

    I'm beginning to like this thread.

    Your balls are all I can think about! hahahaha :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    My balls have enslaved two minds...

    I'm beginning to like this thread.

    Your balls are all I can think about! hahahaha :lol:

    That's awesome. :lol::lol:

    I have to say, I've never had anyone say that my balls are all they can think about... 8-)
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My friend's husband was doing some work on a tin roof all day....he was free balling....and got sunburnt balls....VERY sunburnt....so bad he had to go to the doctor because he was in agony. :lol: The doctor told him to sit them in ice cold milk....so for two days he had to stay home and hang them in a bowl of milk! :lol:


    Tea bag anyone?

    With the milk, that might make a chai tea...


    :clap::clap::clap::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    With the milk, that might make a chai tea...


    :clap::clap::clap::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Due to my comment, it's unfortunate that I like chai tea. :?
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    With the milk, that might make a chai tea...


    :clap::clap::clap::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Due to my comment, it's unfortunate that I like chai tea. :?

    Chai Balls?
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I've been shaving my berries since High School

    Ladies love it

    Sounds like you've got a technique down...
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    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful wrote:
    I've been shaving my berries since High School

    Ladies love it

    Sounds like you've got a technique down...

    Yes...have to use cooler water

    The cooler water makes them shrink and less hangy...much easier to shave that way
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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