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chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited October 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
i have many female friends.
apparently i am an asshole.
i can name three different women that i have made cry just this week alone.
so now i am telling myself and asking myself a lot of different things...
chadwick, why do you suck as a human being?
chadwick, why are you mean?

answer...
i am not mean at all and i am a great gentleman with a wonderful sense of humor.
so fuck you...

a few random reasons why they cry...
A. your music does in fact suck bigtime and it is far from epic and it is shit
B. you are very sensitive and full of shit
C. quit being a fucking girl
D... wait... you are a girl, never mind.

FUCK/....................!@#$%^&*((*&^%@#$%^&*+_)(*&^%$!@#$%
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Kind of turns me on.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Kind of turns me on.
    i tell a friend her music sucks,,, she cries
    she says its epic... it is not epic it is crap

    insane clown possee
    and
    mindless self indulgence

    two completely shitty bands that i do not have to like.
    she says i am never minded and judgemental and i am cruel.

    so im cruel for not liking shit music and telling her that her tunes are shit.

    i do give her credit for defending her tunes/bands she likes.

    fuckin bullshit... so run off crying because chad is a cocksucker..... ppffttt
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    if someone you know keeps calling, texting, emailing, messaging you
    and you don't answer
    and they keep up the onslaught of messages
    and when you say you are not in the mood to communicate with them
    and they keep it up, full blast texting, emails, messages up the ass

    and you repeatedly say you want space because you do not need ppl up your ass
    then they cry and say you are mean and nasty

    i vote this... fuck off

    i'll talk to you when i want to
    do not push me around like you do

    chics are bullshit unless they are cool

    cool chics are badass

    same with dude friends...
    leave me alone if i am quiet and wanting space.

    FUCK
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Those bands do Suck!

    You were right, but as my wife would tell me, "You should say, i don't appericate your bands", instead of saying "Your Bands Suck".

    See what i've found is, it's not about being right or honest, it's all about being kind, when dealing with a women.

    Their not intrested in Truth or Honesty, just that your Lies are really sweetly expressed.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    easy there my friend...just because she has questionable taste in music doesn't necessarily makes her less of person...unless she has other personality quirks ;):D

    second chick...yeah i hate people like that regardless of gender...i said back-off...BACK-OFF! :twisted: :mrgreen:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Those bands do Suck!

    You were right, but as my wife would tell me, "You should say, i don't appericate your bands", instead of saying "Your Bands Suck".

    See what i've found is, it's not about being right or honest, it's all about being kind, when dealing with a women.

    Their not intrested in Truth or Honesty, just that your Lies are really sweetly expressed.
    i understand being kind to women.
    hell, im kind to everyone... even to a flaw i am kind.

    humor and whatnot gets tossed around a bit and does get thrown into the mean pit.
    "that's not funny, that's just mean."
    ppfftt

    also i am fucked for not liking british humor or whatever the fuck it is that they do.
    monty python in my book = dog shit and alien cum.
    i do not do monty python...

    now im bullshit for not finding it funny.

    i listed their stupid cars get on my nerves as well as their license plates.
    that makes me narrow minded
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    if it makes you feel any better, you'll never make me cry :-)
    Need a tour Travel Agent??? Pick me :-)

    Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Well i hear ya on Monty Python, i just don't get it.

    But you might wana check out Spaced, or Shaun of the Dead, or Hot Fuzz. Basically anything by Directed Edgar Wright, or staring Simon Pegg. Well almost anything.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    pearljgirl2010 wrote:
    if it makes you feel any better, you'll never make me cry :-)
    you deserve only to smile...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    easy there my friend...just because she has questionable taste in music doesn't necessarily makes her less of person...unless she has other personality quirks ;):D

    second chick...yeah i hate people like that regardless of gender...i said back-off...BACK-OFF! :twisted: :mrgreen:
    she is a great person.
    shit music is her thing.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited September 2010
    when pandora finds out i made 3 grown women cry all in the span of 4 days, i think i will have a very angry pandora woman on my ass.

    things are gonna get goofy up in here.
    i'd run if i were you guys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqrvn3q1oo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjuP0SWqUR0
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pearljgirl2010 wrote:
    if it makes you feel any better, you'll never make me cry :-)

    Dear pearlgirl2010,

    i am very happy i'll never make you cry.
    lately i make everyone in the female community feel terrible.
    this is killing me.
    what can i do to stop this bullshit?

    down and out,
    chadwick
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    What's up Mr. chadwick?

    I've made a few ladies cry over the years. Not a pleasant experience. I'm a sucker and ALWAYS feel bad. But don't lose sight of who you are as a person, and don't change who you are for some woman. Pearls of wisdom from an exhausted single 28 year old on Saturday night.

    Best wishes,
    Fenway
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    chadwick wrote:
    pearljgirl2010 wrote:
    if it makes you feel any better, you'll never make me cry :-)

    Dear pearlgirl2010,

    i am very happy i'll never make you cry.
    lately i make everyone in the female community feel terrible.
    this is killing me.
    what can i do to stop this bullshit?

    down and out,
    chadwick


    Dear Down and Out,
    Seems to me you've got yourself surrounded by some overly sensitive females...or at least females that don't like the way you're voicing your opinion about things they probably know is true. Sometimes all we want to hear is "how can i make you feel better?" or "it's OK for you to like Justin Bieber"--and not have an answer for everything ;)

    Although we are a complicated breed, subject to crying over random things like puppies and Hallmark commercials ...we're pretty ok :-) That said...better you than me dealing with girls, because there is NO way I could handle us females!!!!!

    Wishing you cool girl friends,
    PJG2010
    Need a tour Travel Agent??? Pick me :-)

    Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    What's up Mr. chadwick?

    I've made a few ladies cry over the years. Not a pleasant experience. I'm a sucker and ALWAYS feel bad. But don't lose sight of who you are as a person, and don't change who you are for some woman. Pearls of wisdom from an exhausted single 28 year old on Saturday night.

    Best wishes,
    Fenway
    Dear Fenway,

    im single on this saturday night too. i'm 38 years old and adore women. i guess it was coming, can't have friendships without tears. none of these women are in my bed, which is ok too. ummm, umm?

    chicKs rule.
    some are sensitive, nasty little shit too.
    ever sit in a room full of women?
    they can talk worse than any men i know.

    and when they get vengence... never good for the dude.
    i know a gal who just peed on her dude's tooth brush and then cleaned her deal with it.

    i am amazed.

    your pal,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I don't get it. But I'm not one to cry. Except when those Pedigree homeless dog adoption commercials come on, then I cry... but that's different, it's dogs. I don't cry about relationships, though.

    How about men crying? I haven't seen much of that, despite my best efforts over the years. (I don't think Boo Boo via the boards counts.)

    Chadwick, last time you shed a tear?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I don't get it. But I'm not one to cry. Except when those Pedigree homeless dog adoption commercials come on, then I cry... but that's different, it's dogs. I don't cry about relationships, though.

    How about men crying? I haven't seen much of that, despite my best efforts over the years. (I don't think Boo Boo via the boards counts.)

    Chadwick, last time you shed a tear?
    as in a tear down the cheek?
    or watery eyes?

    tear(s) down cheek... less than 90 days ago.
    watery eyes... often
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    A tear not from a gust of wind, bright snow, close proximity to yellow onions...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    A tear not from a gust of wind, bright snow, close proximity to yellow onions...
    women, songs, beauty and sadness, struggle and life.
    yes tears.

    movie: king kong still makes me cry.
    fuckers...

    i love you big huge monkey
    i still have my king kong doll

    :evil:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Original version or remake?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    other than that i live in the trees and bush
    i eat raw meat and slay monsters with my bear hands and double bladed axe
    i write poetry with tears and wear a rotten elk hide around me.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Original version or remake?
    1970's version is it?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear chad,

    Sjut the fuck up and turn off you communivation devices.

    Your pal
    81
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear 812,

    You made me spray wine all over my computer. That is some funny stuff you got there.
    Thank you for the laugh.

    Plastered,
    54

    .........

    Dear spoonfulweighsaton,

    That's some heavy stuff.

    Groovy,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    They sound like dickheads.
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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    chadwick wrote:
    monty python in my book = dog shit and alien cum.

    :shock: And I thought you were cool. :(

    ;):lol:



    Anyway, joking aside, gimme a sad film and I'll cry, say that the music I listen to is crap and you'll just piss me off. :P But no tears.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    chadwick wrote:
    i have many female friends.
    apparently i am an asshole.
    i can name three different women that i have made cry just this week alone.
    so now i am telling myself and asking myself a lot of different things...
    chadwick, why do you suck as a human being?
    chadwick, why are you mean?

    answer...
    i am not mean at all and i am a great gentleman with a wonderful sense of humor.
    so fuck you...

    a few random reasons why they cry...
    A. your music does in fact suck bigtime and it is far from epic and it is shit
    B. you are very sensitive and full of shit
    C. quit being a fucking girl
    D... wait... you are a girl, never mind.

    FUCK/....................!@#$%^&*((*&^%@#$%^&*+_)(*&^%$!@#$%



    Oh dear Chadwick.....some girls are just big boohoo girls, and I being female I don't get them either. I'm sorry that some of the female population gives the rest of us a bad reputation as sooky-ass cry babies. But we are not all like that, ffs they need to eat some concrete and HARDEN UP! :o

    Oh well, hope this week is better for you! Or you could make a challenge for yourself and see if you could increase the tally to 4 criers this week??? ;)
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Oh dear. Not a good week, I have a tendancy to cry, even when I start shouting at someone 'cos I'm angry I seem to cry. Maybe I have leaky eyes and so do they.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    There's nothing wrong with crying. When I'm sad I let myself feel it and sometimes that means crying, preferably in private...although it doesn't always work that way. I'm not really a fan of stuffing my emotions...although I don't really cry over men...cause if they're making me wanna cry that's usually my first clue that they're probably not worth it ;)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    There's nothing wrong with crying. When I'm sad I let myself feel it and sometimes that means crying, preferably in private...although it doesn't always work that way. I'm not really a fan of stuffing my emotions...although I don't really cry over men...cause if they're making me wanna cry that's usually my first clue that they're probably not worth it ;)
    i cry.
    believe that.

    any man who doesn't cry isn't a fucking man at all.
    i wouldn't wanna be there friend either.

    i just been questioning myself, my behavior, my words.
    i feel bad when i hurt someone's feelings.

    if they're a piece of shit then it's good times :evil:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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