When girls don't put out - written by a guy.

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  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,228
    I got this as a forward a while back it was funny then and is still funny now :D
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  • eyedclaar wrote:
    My wife loves sex and hates shopping. Go figure. Yep, livin' the dream.

    Well who wouldn't rather have sex than go shopping???? :? :D Unless of course he is really bad in bed. :shock: :cry: In which case it isn't that we don't want to have sex...we just want GOOD sex.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    eyedclaar wrote:
    My wife loves sex and hates shopping. Go figure. Yep, livin' the dream.

    Well who wouldn't rather have sex than go shopping???? :? :D Unless of course he is really bad in bed. :shock: :cry: In which case it isn't that we don't want to have sex...we just want GOOD sex.

    I'm not fussy. Good, bad, ugly. Whatever.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    you'd be surprised how long us women can hold out :twisted:

    +1 we're the 'masters of our domain' :lol::lol::lol:
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i dont understand
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    chadwick wrote:
    i dont understand

    you don't understand what?
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775

    ....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

    :lol:
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  • maj4emaj4e Posts: 605
    even tho it was a joke it was awesome and if she tries to hold out just wait till she goes to sleep and...

    J**k off on her back soulja boy style
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    In which case it isn't that we don't want to have sex...we just want GOOD sex.

    women always say this and it isnt true... women don't like sex as much as men... simple fact or they would have sex more often.

    yes of course you can all claim it's because the sex isnt good enough, but the sex was pretty good when you first started going out with a guy so why stop giving him sex 6 years after that? Women simply do not like sex as much as men... its why men watch more porn and its why men masturbate more than women.

    next months simple fact will be how the female body is designed to enable them to be better at ironing.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • KatKat Posts: 4,845
    maj4e wrote:
    even tho it was a joke it was awesome and if she tries to hold out just wait till she goes to sleep and...

    J**k off on her back soulja boy style

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