Seinfeld "Sufferings"
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Jerry: Can you drink bleach if it's diluted?
George: No, stings the throat.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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Elaine: "....Maybe you were still under the gas.Maybe you were hallucinating
you're coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas."
Jerry: "I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only
that; my shirt was out!!!"
Elaine: "your shirt was out?"
Jerry: "I think so."
Elaine: "Well, what kind of shirt was it.?"
Jerry: "You know! Like a tennis shirt."
Elaine: "Oh! Well ... You don't tuck those in?"
Jerry: "Sometimes I tuck'em sometimes I don't"
Elaine: "Well. Were you tucked?"
Jerry: "I think I was tucked.!"Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
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Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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"Look at the cute little bastard"0
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"Didn't you shower?"
"Yeah, it didn't take."1998-06-30 Minneapolis
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I'm out, Jerry, and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!Chicago 2000 : Chicago 2003 : Chicago 2006 : Summerfest 2006 : Lollapalooza 2007 : Chicago 2009 : Noblesville (Indy) 2010 : PJ20 (East Troy) 2011 : Wrigley Field 2013 : Milwaukee (Yield) 2014 : Wrigley Field 20160
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iamica wrote:I'm out, Jerry, and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Heisenberg wrote:"Look at the cute little bastard"
somehow I forgot about the whole "son of bitch/bastard" thing in that episode. I really wanted to do this at work today.Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
dcfaithful wrote:
Exactly. Jerry's face is priceless, too, when he hears Kramer say he's out.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
George: Yes, yes...
Jerry: The bad fiance‚, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
George: Okay, the point is made.
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George
exits) The bad tipper!Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
afroannnie wrote:George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
George: Yes, yes...
Jerry: The bad fiance‚, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
George: Okay, the point is made.
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George
exits) The bad tipper!Jerry kills me in this one.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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"Pulp can move, baby!"Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Newch91 wrote:"Pulp can move, baby!"
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As Susan's father's cabin is burning.
George: I just realized. Ya' never gave me back the change from the toll.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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You are nothing but a piece of crap.
You omit a foul and unpleasant odor.
I loathe you.
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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Uncle Leo: "Hello, Jerry. Hello."I LOVE MUSIC.
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