Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    that's gold jerry :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jerry: Can you drink bleach if it's diluted?

    George: No, stings the throat.
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Elaine: "....Maybe you were still under the gas.Maybe you were hallucinating
    you're coming out of the gas but you were still under the gas."

    Jerry: "I don't think so. I think they were getting dressed and not only
    that; my shirt was out!!!"

    Elaine: "your shirt was out?"

    Jerry: "I think so."

    Elaine: "Well, what kind of shirt was it.?"

    Jerry: "You know! Like a tennis shirt."

    Elaine: "Oh! Well ... You don't tuck those in?"

    Jerry: "Sometimes I tuck'em sometimes I don't"

    Elaine: "Well. Were you tucked?"

    Jerry: "I think I was tucked.!"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    never laughed harder at anything this show than this

    http://youtu.be/zDWU2SR27g4
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    norm wrote:
    never laughed harder at anything this show than this

    http://youtu.be/zDWU2SR27g4
    :lol::lol::lol: Never gets old. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Look at the cute little bastard" :lol:
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    "Didn't you shower?"

    "Yeah, it didn't take."
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  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    I'm out, Jerry, and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

    :lol:
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    iamica wrote:
    I'm out, Jerry, and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

    :lol:
    :lol:
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "Look at the cute little bastard" :lol:

    somehow I forgot about the whole "son of bitch/bastard" thing in that episode. I really wanted to do this at work today. :lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    never laughed harder at anything this show than this

    http://youtu.be/zDWU2SR27g4
    :lol::lol::lol: Never gets old. :lol:

    The look on Kramer's face as he stands there is great.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    never laughed harder at anything this show than this

    http://youtu.be/zDWU2SR27g4
    :lol::lol::lol: Never gets old. :lol:

    The look on Kramer's face as he stands there is great.
    :lol: Exactly. Jerry's face is priceless, too, when he hears Kramer say he's out.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
    Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
    George: Yes, yes...
    Jerry: The bad fiance‚, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
    George: Okay, the point is made.
    Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George
    exits) The bad tipper!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
    Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
    George: Yes, yes...
    Jerry: The bad fiance‚, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
    George: Okay, the point is made.
    Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George
    exits) The bad tipper!
    :lol::lol::lol: Jerry kills me in this one. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Pulp can move, baby!"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,995
    Newch91 wrote:
    "Pulp can move, baby!"

    Weeeelllllll.....Mister Weatherbee....
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    As Susan's father's cabin is burning.

    George: I just realized. Ya' never gave me back the change from the toll.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    You are nothing but a piece of crap.

    You omit a foul and unpleasant odor.

    I loathe you.

    - Newman
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Vile weed!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Uncle Leo: "Hello, Jerry. Hello." :lol:
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