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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    BinauralJam wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    I am such a rule follower.

    I have never taken anything from a bar.

    I've never danced on a table in a bar.

    I've never been asked to leave a bar.

    I've never involuntarily expelled bodily fluid in a bar.

    I've never gotten into a fight in a bar.

    Of course, some of that may change if Boo Boo and Biurinal Jam happen to be at Dissidentman's On The Beach when I'm there...

    We can knock out the check list in one night!!! :mrgreen: , you forgot Flashing your Boobs!

    Never gonna happen, my friend. ;)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Not with that attitude!!! try this :"Yes We Can"
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    How about this one: "No."

    :lol: :lolno:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    How about this one: "No."

    :lol: :lolno:

    That's a firm maybe.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    maybe if you give her a bucket of coronas, and something off the wall you could persuade Unlost to change the 'maybe' to be in your favor...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    zchick wrote:
    maybe if you give her a bucket of coronas, and something off the wall you could persuade Unlost to change the 'maybe' to be in your favor...

    A bucket hat full of Coronas? :idea:


    And please, the walls are bare at this point. At least until Jo leaves.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    unlost dogs wrote:
    How about this one: "No."

    :lol: :lolno:


    What are you a Republican?
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,709
    unlost dogs wrote:

    I've never involuntarily expelled bodily fluid in a bar.

    ...
    So we are to interpret this as you have done so voluntarily??
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    I once went out of a bar, sat on the grass for a bit, and when it came to go back to the bar the only way I could navigate to the bar was by following a light shining out of it's window. That's not bad is it?

    Can I come to Dissidents man pub?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    I've never involuntarily expelled bodily fluid in a bar.

    ...
    So we are to interpret this as you have done so voluntarily??

    Poncier... you said you wouldn't tell...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Claireack wrote:

    Can I come to Dissidents man pub?

    Oh, I had no idea _ It's Dissident's man pub! :oops:

    Sorry. I'll tell the rest of the PJ girls and we'll go someplace, I don't know, maybe in Newport...
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Claireack wrote:

    Can I come to Dissidents man pub?

    Oh, I had no idea _ It's Dissident's man pub! :oops:

    Sorry. I'll tell the rest of the PJ girls and we'll go someplace, I don't know, maybe in Newport...

    Oh burgots!! What a typo, all the talk of pubs/bars has turned me into a virtual drunk! Oh well at least I'm a cheap date :oops:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Claireack wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Claireack wrote:

    Can I come to Dissidents man pub?

    Oh, I had no idea _ It's Dissident's man pub! :oops:

    Sorry. I'll tell the rest of the PJ girls and we'll go someplace, I don't know, maybe in Newport...

    Oh burgots!! What a typo, all the talk of pubs/bars has turned me into a virtual drunk! Oh well at least I'm a cheap date :oops:

    Dissident's Man Pub. On the beach, in that hotbed of metrosexuality: Warwick, R.I.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissident's Man Pub. On the beach, in that hotbed of metrosexuality: Warwick, R.I.

    There could be hundreds of men bonding whilst all wearing their bucket hats, feel that love!
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:

    Oh, I had no idea _ It's Dissident's man pub! :oops:

    Sorry. I'll tell the rest of the PJ girls and we'll go someplace, I don't know, maybe in Newport...

    Oh burgots!! What a typo, all the talk of pubs/bars has turned me into a virtual drunk! Oh well at least I'm a cheap date :oops:

    Dissident's Man Pub. On the beach, in that hotbed of metrosexuality: Warwick, R.I.


    Wow, I never really had a chance, did I?
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,709
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissident's Man Pub. On the beach, in that hotbed of metrosexuality: Warwick, R.I.
    AKA the Ramrod. :mrgreen:
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissident's Man Pub. On the beach, in that hotbed of metrosexuality: Warwick, R.I.
    AKA the Ramrod. :mrgreen:

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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Does that mean I can't come?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissident's Man Pub. On the beach, in that hotbed of metrosexuality: Warwick, R.I.
    AKA the Ramrod. :mrgreen:

    POLICE_ACADEMY_S_E-7_1081892255.jpg

    Note buckethat wearing man, extreme right background, slightly blurry.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Claireack wrote:
    Does that mean I can't come?

    I think if you wear a bucket hat you'll be OK. :D
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    zchick wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Does that mean I can't come?

    I think if you wear a bucket hat you'll be OK. :D

    Fantastic!!! Do I have to wear chaps?
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Claireack wrote:
    zchick wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Does that mean I can't come?

    I think if you wear a bucket hat you'll be OK. :D

    Fantastic!!! Do I have to wear chaps?

    Leather ones, I suspect.

    Dissidentman, will you be barechested and in chaps and a leather vest?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    unlost dogs wrote:
    will you be barechested and in chaps and a leather vest?

    And a thick moustache??
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Claireack wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    will you be barechested and in chaps and a leather vest?

    And a thick moustache??

    Most definitely.

    (Wait, we're still talking about the guys, right?)
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i think you ladies just described this guy....
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    zchick wrote:

    I think if you wear a bucket hat you'll be OK. :D

    Fantastic!!! Do I have to wear chaps?

    Leather ones, I suspect.

    Dissidentman, will you be barechested and in chaps and a leather vest?

    Only on "Conservative Tuesdays"
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    will you be barechested and in chaps and a leather vest?

    And a thick moustache??

    Most definitely.

    (Wait, we're still talking about the guys, right?)

    We could do it too! For my 40th bday girlie night out I wanted everyone to wear false moustaches - nobody would :( .
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    *closes eyes, focuses on mental image.

    "Yeah."
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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