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clean your ears, trim your fingernails and toenails

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
last night i had a dream my entire left ear was caked in earwax.
in the dream i had 3 huge gobs of earwax clinging to my ear.
it was kinda gross.
so i cleaned my ears out today.

yesterday i trimmed my nails, fingers and toes.
and cut my big toe with the snippers.

let's see, what else?
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    can you hear better now? you might have pushed the wax in further, unfortunately...
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    iluvcats wrote:
    can you hear better now? you might have pushed the wax in further, unfortunately...
    i can never hear that great as it is.
    over the years silly loud music has fuckered up my hearing.
    what?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    i know, i'm losing my hearing.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    iluvcats wrote:
    i know, i'm losing my hearing.
    sorry i didn't hear you, what?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you should be banned for this thread
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited August 2010
    81 wrote:
    you should be banned for this thread
    stop it
    just stop it
    you're a smoking baby
    your parents still clean your ears and trim your nails
    what do you know about bannings, earwax, and toe/finger nails?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    chadwick wrote:
    last night i had a dream my entire left ear was caked in earwax.
    in the dream i had 3 huge gobs of earwax clinging to my ear.
    it was kinda gross.
    so i cleaned my ears out today.

    yesterday i trimmed my nails, fingers and toes.
    and cut my big toe with the snippers.

    let's see, what else?

    check these out...just make sure to have a trusty friend on hand to help out....
    could get ugly...i'd reccomend doing it sober
    (probably one of the few things i would recommend being sober for :lol: )

    happyears-earcandles.jpg
    ear-candles.jpg

    and then u can cut them open to see what goodness came from within 8-) :?

    ear-candle-wax.jpg

    its kinda gross....but its a good time...and much better than being taken over by ear wax!! whether in real life or in a dream.... :lol:

    You can get them at GNC or health food stores
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    last night i had a dream my entire left ear was caked in earwax.
    in the dream i had 3 huge gobs of earwax clinging to my ear.
    it was kinda gross.
    so i cleaned my ears out today.

    yesterday i trimmed my nails, fingers and toes.
    and cut my big toe with the snippers.

    let's see, what else?

    check these out...just make sure to have a trusty friend on hand to help out....
    could get ugly...i'd reccomend doing it sober
    (probably one of the few things i would recommend being sober for :lol: )

    happyears-earcandles.jpg
    ear-candles.jpg

    and then u can cut them open to see what goodness came from within 8-) :?

    ear-candle-wax.jpg

    its kinda gross....but its a good time...and much better than being taken over by ear wax!! whether in real life or in a dream.... :lol:

    You can get them at GNC or health food stores
    Dude!!! :sick::sick:
    Oh well, there goes lunch...
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    You can get them at GNC or health food stores


    wow...just wow
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    what do you know about bannings, earwax, and toe/finger nails?


    i know lots of things about those things.

    i ran a forum once as an admin
    i have earwax
    i once sent nail clippings to somebody when they bought my old car stereo

    :mrgreen:
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    last night i had a dream my entire left ear was caked in earwax.
    in the dream i had 3 huge gobs of earwax clinging to my ear.
    it was kinda gross.
    so i cleaned my ears out today.

    yesterday i trimmed my nails, fingers and toes.
    and cut my big toe with the snippers.

    let's see, what else?

    check these out...just make sure to have a trusty friend on hand to help out....
    could get ugly...i'd reccomend doing it sober
    (probably one of the few things i would recommend being sober for :lol: )

    happyears-earcandles.jpg
    ear-candles.jpg

    and then u can cut them open to see what goodness came from within 8-) :?

    ear-candle-wax.jpg

    its kinda gross....but its a good time...and much better than being taken over by ear wax!! whether in real life or in a dream.... :lol:

    You can get them at GNC or health food stores
    very nice earwax candles.
    do women like these kinds of candles as gifts?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    what do you know about bannings, earwax, and toe/finger nails?


    i know lots of things about those things.

    i ran a forum once as an admin
    i have earwax
    i once sent nail clippings to somebody when they bought my old car stereo

    :mrgreen:
    wow
    you know lots of stuff
    i underestimated you

    what kinda car stereo?
    this is the real question to see how badass you are.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    what do you know about bannings, earwax, and toe/finger nails?


    i know lots of things about those things.

    i ran a forum once as an admin
    i have earwax
    i once sent nail clippings to somebody when they bought my old car stereo

    :mrgreen:
    wow
    you know lots of stuff
    i underestimated you

    what kinda car stereo?
    this is the real question to see how badass you are.

    :lol:

    an Alpine. don't ask me the model number, it was like 8 years ago.

    i hope Alpine is ok with you, i'm still running one in my truck
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  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    chadwick wrote:
    very nice earwax candles.
    do women like these kinds of candles as gifts?

    as a gift??? i would say no
    but if your bored as fuck and high as hell....
    im just sayin...cheap entertainment
    and its all in the spirit of cleanliness :lol:

    and dont forget to wash your balls....those are important 8-)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    :lol:

    an Alpine. don't ask me the model number, it was like 8 years ago.

    i hope Alpine is ok with you, i'm still running one in my truck
    alpine does = badassness.
    you are the earwax, finger/toe nail clippings rocking out champion.
    when you sent this car stereo person your nail clippings do you suppose they were thrilled with you?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    very nice earwax candles.
    do women like these kinds of candles as gifts?

    as a gift??? i would say no
    but if your bored as fuck and high as hell....
    im just sayin...cheap entertainment
    and its all in the spirit of cleanliness :lol:

    and dont forget to wash your balls....those are important 8-)
    i have zero balls to wash.
    jeff ament stole my balls the last time i was at the YMCA.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    chadwick wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    very nice earwax candles.
    do women like these kinds of candles as gifts?

    as a gift??? i would say no
    but if your bored as fuck and high as hell....
    im just sayin...cheap entertainment
    and its all in the spirit of cleanliness :lol:

    and dont forget to wash your balls....those are important 8-)
    i have zero balls to wash.
    jeff ament stole my balls the last time i was at the YMCA.

    well...then
    jeff took your manhood
    that sux
    um...take care of the gooch then...
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    I'd have cut your toenails for you - post them over and I'll do them and send them back.
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  • Lone Drawn MeteorLone Drawn Meteor Posts: 1,230
    chadwick wrote:
    do women like these kinds of candles as gifts?

    HA! :lol: I think that's one of the standard anniversary gifts. Right after an ironing board and the artfully designed sign that says "If you're not making me a sandwich, you're no wife of mine". :D

    I kid ladies, I kid. I'm not an animal. I know it's the IRON for the anniversary, the ironing board for your birthday. :)
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    One good thing about reading this thread is that I've learned that Alpine stereos are badass. Of course, I don't have one as it wasn't included with my Mighty Honda Element.

    The other good thing is that no longer am I hungry for lunch.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Claireack wrote:
    I'd have cut your toenails for you - post them over and I'll do them and send them back.
    i usually use a knife, no problems.
    yesterday i finally use a real toenail clippers and cut myself.
    what the??????
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    unlost dogs wrote:
    One good thing about reading this thread is that I've learned that Alpine stereos are badass. Of course, I don't have one as it wasn't included with my Mighty Honda Element.

    The other good thing is that no longer am I hungry for lunch.


    we're trying to cover all your bases here...
    weight loss - check
    cleanliness - check
    good sound systems - check (however, Pioneer/Premier is the best)

    what else can you ask for....really?
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    chadwick wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    I'd have cut your toenails for you - post them over and I'll do them and send them back.
    i usually use a knife, no problems.
    yesterday i finally use a real toenail clippers and cut myself.
    what the??????


    thank goodness I get pedicures.... no major damage done ;)
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  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    mikalina wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    I'd have cut your toenails for you - post them over and I'll do them and send them back.
    i usually use a knife, no problems.
    yesterday i finally use a real toenail clippers and cut myself.
    what the??????


    thank goodness I get pedicures.... no major damage done ;)

    im afraid chadwick is far too manly for pedicures
    regardless of his lack of sack :lol:
    u like how i did that right there?? :lol:
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    chadwick wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    I'd have cut your toenails for you - post them over and I'll do them and send them back.
    i usually use a knife, no problems.
    yesterday i finally use a real toenail clippers and cut myself.
    what the??????

    eyed probably gets a bear to nibble them off.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    im afraid chadwick is far too manly for pedicures
    regardless of his lack of sack :lol:
    u like how i did that right there?? :lol:
    you know what though
    in the past i loved it when my girl friend(s) would trim my stuff up nicely
    i always fell asleep.
    i miss that.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    chadwick wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    im afraid chadwick is far too manly for pedicures
    regardless of his lack of sack :lol:
    u like how i did that right there?? :lol:
    you know what though
    in the past i loved it when my girl friend(s) would trim my stuff up nicely
    i always fell asleep.
    i miss that.

    aww
    u need to get your balls back then....
    call the Mike McCready Detective Agency :lol:
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    im afraid chadwick is far too manly for pedicures
    regardless of his lack of sack :lol:
    u like how i did that right there?? :lol:
    you know what though
    in the past i loved it when my girl friend(s) would trim my stuff up nicely
    i always fell asleep.
    i miss that.

    aww
    u need to get your balls back then....
    call the Mike McCready Detective Agency :lol:
    toenails, man.
    toenails.

    not the boys.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Don't forget to shave the hair off you toes too....are eclipse stereos ok?
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    zchick wrote:
    Don't forget to shave the hair off you toes too....are eclipse stereos ok?
    i have hobot like feet, hairy, very bulky, very much like feet i have.
    eclipse stereos? ... not sure about this, you may have to ask 81.
    i have heard of them though.
    does it help produce noise at all?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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