Official Roast of our Hoff (aka CJMST3K)

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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.


    :lol:

    ...well, how else can I express my love?


    like a man... :lol:


    This is manly, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ahR9hUQMk
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    UpSideDown wrote:
    The Hoff has a real inferiority complex. On here, he tells us to add 5,200 posts to what we see. When he takes a girl home, he tells her to add 5" to what she sees.


    :lol:
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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,939
    Hoff has gotten more mileage out of using MSG then the entire chinese food industry since the Ming Dynasty!
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,747
    CJMST3K wrote:


    This is manly, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ahR9hUQMk
    we call it kinda different this in Greece,,,loulou.. :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Hoff has gotten more mileage out of using MSG then the entire chinese food industry since the Ming Dynasty!
    :lol: Zing!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    add 5200 posts....as if you aren't a big enough loser coming on here with the hoff as your avatar


    yea we get it you know someone in the MSG box office...meanwhile you still got shut out of the 10c presale




    bums on the street dont beg for work as much as you do
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    You know, how i know you are gay?

    cjerikchrisbristow2010.jpg

    When you have friends like those.
    81 is now off the air

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  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    When I think of the Hoff.....CJMST3K...I can only think happy thoughts....Heres to you Hoff!

    Nuff said!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
    Never, ever, flipping forget
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    add 5200 posts....as if you aren't a big enough loser coming on here with the hoff as your avatar
    agreed! :D

    neilybabes86 wrote:
    yea we get it you know someone in the MSG box office...meanwhile you still got shut out of the 10c presale
    not quite, and not quite. :roll:

    zchick wrote:
    Hoff has so many nicknames, Hoff, CJ, Chris, CJMST3K, Framing Guy, etc that even HE doesn't know who he is...or what he is for that matter.
    Some people call me the Space Cowboy! The Gangster Of Love is another name I answer to. :D
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    CJMST3K wrote:
    The Gangster Of Self Love is another name I answer to. :D

    sounds about right
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    FrankieG wrote:
    What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone in the PJ Forum? I can start by saying he’s not the man we’re honoring tonight.

    :mrgreen:;)


    Awe... thanks FrankieG. ...oh, wait a second.


    ;)
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYrRebvFHc

    Say what you will about him...

    Forever and always, he's always here.

    (Which, now that I think about it, might be the tiniest bit creepy.)
    :?
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  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Come to think of it, maybe the roasting level of CJMSTKEHOFF3STK2 isn't as "deep" as originally thought.

    Drums, frames, pretty much done.

    Any one heard any good jokes lately?
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    DangDang wrote:
    Come to think of it, maybe the roasting level of CJMSTKEHOFF3STK2 isn't as "deep" as originally thought.

    Drums, frames, pretty much done.

    Any one heard any good jokes lately?


    ..."spring flowers" ring a bell? :P
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    81 wrote:
    You know, how i know you are gay?

    cjerikchrisbristow2010.jpg

    When you have friends like those.

    lol, love that hoff shirt.
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  • UpSideDown
    UpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    CJMST3K wrote:

    cjerikchrisbristow2010.jpg

    So Hoff, what do you want to be when you grow up?
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    CJMST3K wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    Come to think of it, maybe the roasting level of CJMSTKEHOFF3STK2 isn't as "deep" as originally thought.

    Drums, frames, pretty much done.

    Any one heard any good jokes lately?


    ..."spring flowers" ring a bell? :P

    Now wait, are you perhaps referring to that one post where the little girl MADISON from Manhattan, was digging and planting in her GARDEN (the Garden that was SQUAREd-off from the rest of her yard) (and was planting little rectangular plant Stubs--perforated, strangely).

    I think she was planting PEARL-shaped, bulbular plants--yes I think a type of berry, with which her mother made JAM out of. You mentioned she used organic pesticide to keep the TIX off. Didn't you also indicate that 2 or 3 of these plants MAY SHOW up the month after that month that is commonly associated with showers. April SHOWerS...something.

    Yeah I remember that...exactly WHAT did you mean by all that apparently random information anyway?
  • guacamolejoe
    guacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    add 5200 posts....as if you aren't a big enough loser coming on here with the hoff as your avatar


    yea we get it you know someone in the MSG box office...meanwhile you still got shut out of the 10c presale




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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    By the time Hoff gets all his begged for work done, PJ will have released 2 new albums and 75 new posters.
    81 is now off the air

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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    hey i have a philly 3 poster that needs framing..how much?

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