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Official Roast of our Hoff (aka CJMST3K)

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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: bump
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FrankieGFrankieG Posts: 9,100
    What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone in the PJ Forum? I can start by saying he’s not the man we’re honoring tonight.

    :mrgreen:;)
    2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    :lol:

    Ok, here's a proper photo, so you can pretend I'm in a chair next to Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. :D

    cjerikchrisbristow2010.jpg



    And if I may start off with a joke, "CJ has started more threads than a Levi's sweatshop worker"

    ...ok, have at it. And remember... today I'm working on a number of YOUR favorite posters before I ship 'em out. It would be a shame if something happened to them. :D Cheers for the thread. I'll check in as my framing hands need breaks.


    (if you need fodder to make a joke, just pm me, and I'll supply ammo. :lol::D )
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I once bought a poster frame from the Hoff, when i recieved it, i noticed he forgot to take off the dollar store sticker.
    81 is now off the air

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  • ponner1usponner1us Posts: 738
    The Hoff once hinted that there would be a flower show(s) at MSG in the spring, all I saw was a Pearl Jam concert. Where's our flower show Hoff?
    Journey Begins: 1992-08-15, Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center,
    Scranton, Pennsylvania

    Journey Ends:
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Hoff's kit at home (if I was a prop comic):

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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    edited August 2010
    Just so we're all comfortable, this is CJMHOFF3MS3K2J without the silly mask on:




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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    edited August 2010
    Our Hoff asks:

    Comments? Questions? Anyone? Roast-marks?


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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    DangDang wrote:
    newhoff.jpg

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Thanks for that!!!!!


    He is responsible for bringing us Pam Anderson's tits, right???
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Hoff has so many nicknames, Hoff, CJ, Chris, CJMST3K, Framing Guy, etc that even HE doesn't know who he is...or what he is for that matter.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".


    audience laughs & cheers :lol::lol::clap::clap: :crazy: :crazy:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".

    that was good :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".
    :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.


    :lol:

    ...well, how else can I express my love?
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    CJMST3K wrote:
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.


    :lol:

    ...well, how else can I express my love?
    like a man... :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    The Hoff has a real inferiority complex. On here, he tells us to add 5,200 posts to what we see. When he takes a girl home, he tells her to add 5" to what she sees.
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    UpSideDown wrote:
    The Hoff has a real inferiority complex. On here, he tells us to add 5,200 posts to what we see. When he takes a girl home, he tells her to add 5" to what she sees.
    :lol:
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.


    :lol:

    ...well, how else can I express my love?


    like a man... :lol:


    This is manly, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ahR9hUQMk
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    UpSideDown wrote:
    The Hoff has a real inferiority complex. On here, he tells us to add 5,200 posts to what we see. When he takes a girl home, he tells her to add 5" to what she sees.


    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    Hoff has gotten more mileage out of using MSG then the entire chinese food industry since the Ming Dynasty!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    CJMST3K wrote:


    This is manly, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ahR9hUQMk
    we call it kinda different this in Greece,,,loulou.. :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Hoff has gotten more mileage out of using MSG then the entire chinese food industry since the Ming Dynasty!
    :lol: Zing!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    add 5200 posts....as if you aren't a big enough loser coming on here with the hoff as your avatar


    yea we get it you know someone in the MSG box office...meanwhile you still got shut out of the 10c presale




    bums on the street dont beg for work as much as you do
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    You know, how i know you are gay?

    cjerikchrisbristow2010.jpg

    When you have friends like those.
    81 is now off the air

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  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    When I think of the Hoff.....CJMST3K...I can only think happy thoughts....Heres to you Hoff!

    Nuff said!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    add 5200 posts....as if you aren't a big enough loser coming on here with the hoff as your avatar
    agreed! :D

    neilybabes86 wrote:
    yea we get it you know someone in the MSG box office...meanwhile you still got shut out of the 10c presale
    not quite, and not quite. :roll:

    zchick wrote:
    Hoff has so many nicknames, Hoff, CJ, Chris, CJMST3K, Framing Guy, etc that even HE doesn't know who he is...or what he is for that matter.
    Some people call me the Space Cowboy! The Gangster Of Love is another name I answer to. :D
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    CJMST3K wrote:
    The Gangster Of Self Love is another name I answer to. :D

    sounds about right
    81 is now off the air

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