Official Roast of our Hoff (aka CJMST3K)

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dimitrispearljam

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FrankieG

What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone in the PJ Forum? I can start by saying he’s not the man we’re honoring tonight.

CJMST3K

Ok, here's a proper photo, so you can pretend I'm in a chair next to Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr.





And if I may start off with a joke, "CJ has started more threads than a Levi's sweatshop worker"

...ok, have at it. And remember... today I'm working on a number of YOUR favorite posters before I ship 'em out. It would be a shame if something happened to them. Cheers for the thread. I'll check in as my framing hands need breaks.


(if you need fodder to make a joke, just pm me, and I'll supply ammo. )

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I once bought a poster frame from the Hoff, when i recieved it, i noticed he forgot to take off the dollar store sticker.

ponner1us

The Hoff once hinted that there would be a flower show(s) at MSG in the spring, all I saw was a Pearl Jam concert. Where's our flower show Hoff?

UpSideDown

Hoff's kit at home (if I was a prop comic):

DangDang

Just so we're all comfortable, this is CJMHOFF3MS3K2J without the silly mask on:

DangDang

Our Hoff asks:

Comments? Questions? Anyone? Roast-marks?

Lizard

DangDang wrote:

Thanks for that!!!!!


He is responsible for bringing us Pam Anderson's tits, right???

FenwayFaithful

Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".

RKCNDY

Hoff has so many nicknames, Hoff, CJ, Chris, CJMST3K, Framing Guy, etc that even HE doesn't know who he is...or what he is for that matter.

DangDang

FenwayFaithful wrote:

Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".

audience laughs & cheers :clap: :clap: :crazy: :crazy:

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FenwayFaithful wrote:

Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".

that was good

dimitrispearljam

FenwayFaithful wrote:

Did you guys hear that the Hoff was being considered as Meg White's replacement on the upcoming White Stripes tour? He almost got the job too, but Jack felt that his drumming style was "too girly".

FenwayFaithful

Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.

dimitrispearljam

FenwayFaithful wrote:

Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.

CJMST3K

FenwayFaithful wrote:

Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.

...well, how else can I express my love?

dimitrispearljam

CJMST3K wrote:

FenwayFaithful wrote:

Hey Hoff, Dave A called. He said stop sending him letters written in lipstick.

...well, how else can I express my love?

like a man...

UpSideDown

The Hoff has a real inferiority complex. On here, he tells us to add 5,200 posts to what we see. When he takes a girl home, he tells her to add 5" to what she sees.

FenwayFaithful

UpSideDown wrote:

The Hoff has a real inferiority complex. On here, he tells us to add 5,200 posts to what we see. When he takes a girl home, he tells her to add 5" to what she sees.