nicknames for penis's

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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    We always used to call it one name, but it seems silly now. I think we'll have to find a big tough macho name.

    And that name is... :?:
    :?:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Richard
    Schwanz
    Winky
    Turtle dick
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    pandora wrote:
    Schwanz
    im curious for the story behind this one.. :D
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    Schwanz
    im curious for the story behind this one.. :D
    its actually a German word meaning "tail" but is used to describe.... ;)
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,964
    TO, OchoCinco, The Situation - oh wait you mean the actual male member and not people who are penis's

    then...

    Pedro (see Varsity Blues)
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    I call mine "Lou" because it's fat, worthless, and has no integrity ;)
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    Here's a good time to use Yogi and Boo Boo :lol:
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    Here's a good time to use Yogi and Boo Boo :lol:

    Thanks, BD _ now I'm going to giggle next time I encounter The Unnamed Organ and, geeze, isn't it already enough pressure for a guy his age without the giggling?

    Plus, when I think Boo Boo, I picture theovl316 and that's just wrong on so many levels.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Picture it...pre-PJ party and we all are meeting each other (some for the first time) "oh! you're Turtle Dick?!?" :lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    Here's a good time to use Yogi and Boo Boo :lol:

    Thanks, BD _ now I'm going to giggle next time I encounter The Unnamed Organ and, geeze, isn't it already enough pressure for a guy his age without the giggling?

    Plus, when I think Boo Boo, I picture theovl316 and that's just wrong on so many levels.

    But yet you keep calling me that...hmmmm

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Theovl316 wrote:

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference

    :roll: The Kraken?

    Are you sure you didn't hear her incorrectly? Perhaps she said, "The Croaking?"
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Theovl316 wrote:

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference

    :roll: The Kraken?

    Are you sure you didn't hear her incorrectly? Perhaps she said, "The Croaking?"

    really?? Jeez..it wasn't what I wanted.. :oops:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Theovl316 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Theovl316 wrote:

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference

    :roll: The Kraken?

    Are you sure you didn't hear her incorrectly? Perhaps she said, "The Croaking?"

    really?? Jeez..it wasn't what I wanted.. :oops:

    Hey, at least it wasn't "The Choking."

    That would be really bad.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    Chazz wrote:
    blenderman69 wrote:
    my wife calls mine vlad the impaler. any other funny nicknames out there...come on people fess up :mrgreen:

    you know there's a song called Vlad the Impaler by Kasabian don't you?............so your penis has its own theme tune :lol: .... its a good one too check it out

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM5YDI7ttME
    see my penis is a rock star!!!!!!!!!! :lol: every good penis should have a theme song. :mrgreen:
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    hammerhead



    thats all i got


    sorry i'm not very funny these days :oops:
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    if i want to upset my prim and proper wife i ask her if i can get some stanky on my hang low :lol:
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

    This is mine's :mrgreen:
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    BinauralJam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

    This is mine's :mrgreen:


    :lol::lol::lol:

    well done BJ
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    edited August 2010
    :twisted:
    Post edited by unlost dogs on
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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