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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    We always used to call it one name, but it seems silly now. I think we'll have to find a big tough macho name.

    And that name is... :?:
    :?:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Richard
    Schwanz
    Winky
    Turtle dick
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    pandora wrote:
    Schwanz
    im curious for the story behind this one.. :D
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    Schwanz
    im curious for the story behind this one.. :D
    its actually a German word meaning "tail" but is used to describe.... ;)
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,440
    TO, OchoCinco, The Situation - oh wait you mean the actual male member and not people who are penis's

    then...

    Pedro (see Varsity Blues)
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • HammerdonkeyHammerdonkey Posts: 550
    I call mine "Lou" because it's fat, worthless, and has no integrity ;)
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    Here's a good time to use Yogi and Boo Boo :lol:
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    Here's a good time to use Yogi and Boo Boo :lol:

    Thanks, BD _ now I'm going to giggle next time I encounter The Unnamed Organ and, geeze, isn't it already enough pressure for a guy his age without the giggling?

    Plus, when I think Boo Boo, I picture theovl316 and that's just wrong on so many levels.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Picture it...pre-PJ party and we all are meeting each other (some for the first time) "oh! you're Turtle Dick?!?" :lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Well, I'm feeling left out. Mr. Unlost Dogs and I do not have a nickname for anything in the nether regions. His or hers.

    :|
    Here's a good time to use Yogi and Boo Boo :lol:

    Thanks, BD _ now I'm going to giggle next time I encounter The Unnamed Organ and, geeze, isn't it already enough pressure for a guy his age without the giggling?

    Plus, when I think Boo Boo, I picture theovl316 and that's just wrong on so many levels.

    But yet you keep calling me that...hmmmm

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Theovl316 wrote:

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference

    :roll: The Kraken?

    Are you sure you didn't hear her incorrectly? Perhaps she said, "The Croaking?"
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Theovl316 wrote:

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference

    :roll: The Kraken?

    Are you sure you didn't hear her incorrectly? Perhaps she said, "The Croaking?"

    really?? Jeez..it wasn't what I wanted.. :oops:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Theovl316 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Theovl316 wrote:

    Oh and Incidentally recently my wife nicknamed it "The Kraken" clash of the titans reference

    :roll: The Kraken?

    Are you sure you didn't hear her incorrectly? Perhaps she said, "The Croaking?"

    really?? Jeez..it wasn't what I wanted.. :oops:

    Hey, at least it wasn't "The Choking."

    That would be really bad.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    Chazz wrote:
    blenderman69 wrote:
    my wife calls mine vlad the impaler. any other funny nicknames out there...come on people fess up :mrgreen:

    you know there's a song called Vlad the Impaler by Kasabian don't you?............so your penis has its own theme tune :lol: .... its a good one too check it out

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM5YDI7ttME
    see my penis is a rock star!!!!!!!!!! :lol: every good penis should have a theme song. :mrgreen:
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    hammerhead



    thats all i got


    sorry i'm not very funny these days :oops:
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    if i want to upset my prim and proper wife i ask her if i can get some stanky on my hang low :lol:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

    This is mine's :mrgreen:
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    BinauralJam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

    This is mine's :mrgreen:


    :lol::lol::lol:

    well done BJ
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    edited August 2010
    :twisted:
    Post edited by unlost dogs on
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    edited August 2010
    What's wrong with you? :o
    Post edited by BinauralJam on
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    edited August 2010
    :twisted:
    Post edited by unlost dogs on
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    edited August 2010
    I just hope when it come to Mr Unlost Dogs, you love his Sausage, caress his Sausage and kiss his Sausage, Deep Throat his Sausage and yes on his birthday and Christmas let him in the Back Door.

    AS ANY REAL WOMEN SHOULD!!! :D
    Post edited by BinauralJam on
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    unlost dogs wrote:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    Get to work Women!!!
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    edited August 2010
    :evil:
    Post edited by unlost dogs on
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    edited August 2010
    [
    This is what happens when women are displeased with their menfolk's breakfast meats.

    Be careful, B. Jam.

    Very careful.[/quote]



    i was thinking you would comeback with something a little more like this!!
    :lol::lol::lol: i'll never look at your avatar the same again :lol::lol::lol:

    Bad Dog!!!
    Post edited by BinauralJam on
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    delete that pic bj...or you will be put into a timeout ;)
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    edited August 2010
    ...and the next sound he heard was the clank of the thread being locked and the moderator's footsteps echoing down the corridor as he spent the next week in his cell, banned and thinking about his sins...
    Post edited by unlost dogs on
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    norm wrote:
    delete that pic bj...or you will be put into a timeout ;)


    Thanks Norm, after i posted, i wondered.
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