nicknames for penis's

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  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    mine - UU

    for under-utilized :cry:
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    comebackgirl wrote:
    norm wrote:

    y'all read my post, yes? ;):lol:
    "Lonely" is looking for some company, huh? :lol:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    norm wrote:

    y'all read my post, yes? ;):lol:
    "Lonely" is looking for some company, huh? :lol:

    On a mission sine the late 70's :P
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    What's with all these lonely and under utilized penises??? Go on...get out there and get some! 8-) :twisted:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Gary Coleman's forearm

    Meat snack

    Sequoia

    Greg Oden
    NERDS!
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    comebackgirl wrote:
    What's with all these lonely and under utilized penises??? Go on...get out there and get some! 8-) :twisted:

    I think there are some lonely muffins out there as well :? :lol:
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    small town beck wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    What's with all these lonely and under utilized penises??? Go on...get out there and get some! 8-) :twisted:

    I think there are some lonely muffins out there as well :? :lol:
    you mean the ones being offered up to border guards? :P :lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    comebackgirl wrote:
    small town beck wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    What's with all these lonely and under utilized penises??? Go on...get out there and get some! 8-) :twisted:

    I think there are some lonely muffins out there as well :? :lol:
    you mean the ones being offered up to border guards? :P :lol:

    One time...one time I tell a border guard that I have a muffin and it will haunt me forever :lol:
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I'm here! I was busy for a second... :lol:

    and thats what she said when he said he was finished.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • maynardsux
    maynardsux Posts: 1,101
    The Beast

    The Anaconda
    '93 Toronto
    '94 Detroit
    '10 Columbus
    '11 Detroit (Eddie solo), Toronto 1 and 2, Ottawa, Hamilton
    '13 London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    '14 Detroit
    '16 Ottawa, Toronto 1 and 2, Chicago 1 and 2
    '18 Chicago 1 and 2
    '22 Hamilton, Toronto
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,956
    small town beck wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    What's with all these lonely and under utilized penises??? Go on...get out there and get some! 8-) :twisted:

    I think there are some lonely muffins out there as well :? :lol:
    lonely muffins????

    LONELY MUFFINS??????????????????????


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Handy.:wave:
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    heroin needle?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • _
    _ Posts: 6,657
    :lol: I almost started this same thread last week. :lol:

    I had a boyfriend who called it his "manhood". That always cracked me up. :lol: There's also "twig & berries," "kibbles-n-bits," and my all time favorite, "cash and prizes". :lol:
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    3 and a half inch floppy :D:lol::D
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • Chazz
    Chazz Posts: 1,156
    blenderman69 wrote:
    my wife calls mine vlad the impaler. any other funny nicknames out there...come on people fess up :mrgreen:

    you know there's a song called Vlad the Impaler by Kasabian don't you?............so your penis has its own theme tune :lol: .... its a good one too check it out

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM5YDI7ttME
    2006 - Dublin, Reading; 2007 - London, Copenhagen; 2008 - MSG; 2009 - SBE, Manchester, London; 2010 - Dublin, Belfast, London; 2012 - Manchester, Berlin; 2014 - Amsterdam, Milton Keynes; 2018 - London; 2022 - London; 2024 - Manchester
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    catefrances wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I'm here! I was busy for a second... :lol:

    and thats what she said when he said he was finished.
    now that just sounds like a big disappointment :cry::lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    pjfan31 wrote:
    3 and a half inch floppy :D:lol::D


    :lol:
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I don't understand why guys have to NAME it...geez, anywho...hubs calls his this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWafQuMIo-M
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    - Christopher McCandless
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    We always used to call it one name, but it seems silly now. I think we'll have to find a big tough macho name.
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Claireack wrote:
    We always used to call it one name, but it seems silly now. I think we'll have to find a big tough macho name.

    And that name is... :?:
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