This is just batting practice, here... and I'm just trying to warm up so I don't pull anything in the big game...
I believe Sarah Palin would be a great candiate for the Presidential Campaign of 2012. She is a relative outsider when it comes to the political quagmire that exists in Washington today and will bring a fresh set of unjaudiced eyes to the issues we face today. She comes from the heart of America... if your heart was in a detached part of your body and was actually attached to your neighbor... so, your heart is kind of floating a few feet above your right shoulder. THAT'S where the REAL Americans live. And she's pretty and probably wears crotchless panties.
Palin stands for freedom and liberty, which she often states in her many speeches. I'm really not sure what that means, but, if she says it... she must mean it. She also tirelessly speaks of her support of Democracy, Patriotism and shooting animals for fun... because, come on... what says 'Patriotic Democracy' more than the freedom of shooting a hungry wolf, crossing a frozen wasteland in the dead of Winter, with a scoped Remington 30.06 from a helicopter? Mmmmmm.... smells like Liberty.
Palin is also a pillar when it comes to family values that ALL Americans should adopt. The sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman (even if that man is Levi Johnston), nurturing parenting of your children (by the nanny, because... come on... Politicaling is really, really hard), education of our childen... especially when it comes to sex education where abstinence only, grounded in good Christian values is taught... ummm... scratch that last one, hard work and never quitting til the job is completed... er... scratch that one, too. Well, you catch my drift... SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!! U!S!A!.. U!S!A!
And if elected President... she has the balls to do what her predecessors have failed tot do... DEFEAT OUR ENEMIES... the Democrats.
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That is why I support Sarah Palin for President in 2012. Well, all that liberty/patriosm garbage but, really... it's the fact that I can picture her getting it doggy-style while bent over that big desk in the Oval Office... because, seriously.... guys... isn't that the real reason why us real American men support Sarah Palin?
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Okay... so how'd I do?
Perfectly!!
that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
- Joe Rogan
You know what they say about opinions... and I don't discount anyone from having their own even if I disagree with them or they disagree with me. Pretty reasonable and fair. Maybe on opposite day, people can be civil to one another, but not holding my breathe on that.
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It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
- Joe Rogan
Yeah, opinions are like assholes. I hate them.