oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
The serpent will make his final descent down mile marker 0 at chichen itza, the plumed fairy god will make his long-awaited appearance, the tacks and nails that our calendars hang from will be pulled from the wall, and the whole earth will be known as the "mine ruins". Or something like that, right?
Anything?
Some are chicken shit to say what they believe because they will be made fun of but I totally feel like we are gonna see some weird happenings. Maybe not tomorrow but its here.
Your honest thoughts?
your honesty is so refreshing. it seems like its on many people's minds yet no one wants to admit it.
oil in the ocean--many look at it as the black death in the Bible. earthquakes here, hail there, crazy scorching summer. crazy weather in general. who knows. I sure as heck don't.
I will admit that I'm still superstitious about that year because of the whole Mayan thing and what not.
It just makes me want to have quality time with my family and friends and cherish the time that is left...just in case the Earth or mankind turn to crap--very poetic, I know. crap is such a romantic word, you know?
I know its just a movie, but 2010 with John Cusack does bring up some interesting points. like the possibility that if the gov't did know something and chose not to share it with everyone to prevent chaos, then there might be such a thing as tickets for the rich to save mankind. I still think we all should have a right to know. Chaos might happen at first, but many people would pray and calm down after awhile and accept their fate. just sayin'.
Anyhoo, there probably isn't really anything like that going on. but it does make you question some things--like how much the Clinton's spent on their only child's wedding when money doesn't grow on trees. but the world of the rich is foreign to me, so what do I know, right?
Anything?
Some are chicken shitto say what they believe because they will be made fun of but I totally feel like we are gonna see some weird happenings. Maybe not tomorrow but its here.
Your honest thoughts?
That was a bit below Dunkman's usual standards....
I can't have 17836 posts of near genius... i have to throw in a shit one now and again to see if people are awake.
:shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I am looking forward to
Yellowstone lodge
Winding up on the moon
Tsunamis flooding corn fields
An entire planet turned inside out
Or at least a cult celebrating
Crystal therapy Tuesdays
Flying saucers in mossy skies
Bigfoot revealed
As Elvis unshaven
And the four syrups
Of the apocalypse
Slowly
Dripping over us
It will only happen
Once
So we might as well
Fertilize the hysteria
And hope
Come January
We are not overly
Disappointed
When we wake up
Throw on our costumes
And shuffle off to work
Like nothing happened
*From Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - Order your copy today!
I am looking forward to
Yellowstone lodge
Winding up on the moon
Tsunamis flooding corn fields
An entire planet turned inside out
Or at least a cult celebrating
Crystal therapy Tuesdays
Flying saucers in mossy skies
Bigfoot revealed
As Elvis unshaven
And the four syrups
Of the apocalypse
Slowly
Dripping over us
It will only happen
Once
So we might as well
Fertilize the hysteria
And hope
Come January
We are not overly
Disappointed
When we wake up
Throw on our costumes
And shuffle off to work
Like nothing happened
*From Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - Order your copy today!
what about pigs flying? lol.
Personally I'm very much looking forward to the Four Syrups of the Apocalypse. I sincerely hope that one of them is old-fashioned maple.
just a little something i've been working on in my spare time when i'm not inventing stuff or insulting nuns.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I am looking forward to
Yellowstone lodge
Winding up on the moon
Tsunamis flooding corn fields
An entire planet turned inside out
Or at least a cult celebrating
Crystal therapy Tuesdays
Flying saucers in mossy skies
Bigfoot revealed
As Elvis unshaven
And the four syrups
Of the apocalypse
Slowly
Dripping over us
It will only happen
Once
So we might as well
Fertilize the hysteria
And hope
Come January
We are not overly
Disappointed
When we wake up
Throw on our costumes
And shuffle off to work
Like nothing happened
*From Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - Order your copy today!
what about pigs flying? lol.
Personally I'm very much looking forward to the Four Syrups of the Apocalypse. I sincerely hope that one of them is old-fashioned maple.
me too. with pancakes, yum. preferably with blueberries like Uncle Bob Evan used to make.
just a little something i've been working on in my spare time when i'm not inventing stuff or insulting nuns.
You are a professional protein extractor? Who knew...
well the Protein Extractors National Institute of Scotland knew... they really ought to make that an acronym, i get sick of typing it out.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
nobody is foreskin you to join... but i better let you know my secretary handles the new members personally as it can be quite hard to ease yourself in.. if you're quick a slot has just opened up and she can see you right away... best bring a helmet as it can get a bit hairy in there.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
nobody is foreskin you to join... but i better let you know my secretary handles the new members personally as it can be quite hard to ease yourself in.. if you're quick a slot has just opened up and she can see you right away... best bring a helmet as it can get a bit hairy in there.
nobody is foreskin you to join... but i better let you know my secretary handles the new members personally as it can be quite hard to ease yourself in.. if you're quick a slot has just opened up and she can see you right away... best bring a helmet as it can get a bit hairy in there.
nobody is foreskin you to join... but i better let you know my secretary handles the new members personally as it can be quite hard to ease yourself in.. if you're quick a slot has just opened up and she can see you right away... best bring a helmet as it can get a bit hairy in there.
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That was a bit below Dunkman's usual standards....
your honesty is so refreshing. it seems like its on many people's minds yet no one wants to admit it.
oil in the ocean--many look at it as the black death in the Bible. earthquakes here, hail there, crazy scorching summer. crazy weather in general. who knows. I sure as heck don't.
I will admit that I'm still superstitious about that year because of the whole Mayan thing and what not.
It just makes me want to have quality time with my family and friends and cherish the time that is left...just in case the Earth or mankind turn to crap--very poetic, I know. crap is such a romantic word, you know?
I know its just a movie, but 2010 with John Cusack does bring up some interesting points. like the possibility that if the gov't did know something and chose not to share it with everyone to prevent chaos, then there might be such a thing as tickets for the rich to save mankind. I still think we all should have a right to know. Chaos might happen at first, but many people would pray and calm down after awhile and accept their fate. just sayin'.
Anyhoo, there probably isn't really anything like that going on. but it does make you question some things--like how much the Clinton's spent on their only child's wedding when money doesn't grow on trees. but the world of the rich is foreign to me, so what do I know, right?
You mean chichen shitza?
I can't have 17836 posts of near genius... i have to throw in a shit one now and again to see if people are awake.
:shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:
What will 17837 bring???
what about pigs flying? lol.
Personally I'm very much looking forward to the Four Syrups of the Apocalypse. I sincerely hope that one of them is old-fashioned maple.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/gene/17387
just a little something i've been working on in my spare time when i'm not inventing stuff or insulting nuns.
You are a professional protein extractor? Who knew...
Serously? It's waffles. Where did you find this guy?
well the Protein Extractors National Institute of Scotland knew... they really ought to make that an acronym, i get sick of typing it out.
I'm glad PENIS finally got national respect.
we're always on the look out for new members.
:thumbup:
Bunch of pricks, in my opinion.
yeah, but all by hand.
nobody is foreskin you to join... but i better let you know my secretary handles the new members personally as it can be quite hard to ease yourself in.. if you're quick a slot has just opened up and she can see you right away... best bring a helmet as it can get a bit hairy in there.
I can't possibly follow this up...
Have you seen Dunk's secretary?