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Get back to work SMOKERS!

The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
edited November 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
i swear everytime i look up, the same set of people are walking outside to take their smoke breaks.

its a minimum of once per hour for 10-15 minutes. that's like an hour and a half or production per day---OUT THE WINDOW!

get back to work and process my loans ladies!!

DOCK THEIR PAY!

smokers should be forced to clock in and out everytime they take that long and unhealthy jaunt outside.

alright...back to work.
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Pffttt!! I waste more time than that on here!!!

    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Digital TwilightDigital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    Lizard wrote:
    Pffttt!! I waste more time than that on here!!!

    :D

    :lol: Me too
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    The Jeagler wrote:
    i swear everytime i look up, the same set of people are walking outside to take their smoke breaks.

    its a minimum of once per hour for 10-15 minutes. that's like an hour and a half or production per day---OUT THE WINDOW!

    get back to work and process my loans ladies!!

    DOCK THEIR PAY!

    smokers should be forced to clock in and out everytime they take that long and unhealthy jaunt outside.

    alright...back to work.


    I think your too American for your own good.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I went and drank a 24 oz Miller Lite, but clocked out for it.

    Am I on your shit-list Jeags?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    Lizard wrote:
    Pffttt!! I waste more time than that on here!!!

    :D

    touche!

    i multi task though. i'm working and posting at the same time all day long.

    that, and i don't stink up my work area :mrgreen:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I went and drank a 24 oz Miller Lite, but clocked out for it.

    Am I on your shit-list Jeags?

    that, my friend, is fine by me.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Jeagler wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I went and drank a 24 oz Miller Lite, but clocked out for it.

    Am I on your shit-list Jeags?

    that, my friend, is fine by me.

    Come with me next time - we won't clock out! :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I went and drank a 24 oz Miller Lite, but clocked out for it.

    Am I on your shit-list Jeags?

    that, my friend, is fine by me.

    Come with me next time - we won't clock out! :twisted: :twisted: :lol:


    the ol' liquid lunch. not a damn thing wrong with it.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Jeagler wrote:


    the ol' liquid lunch. not a damn thing wrong with it.

    Certainly not. Especially when you find a nice shady spot to park your car, lay the seat back and kick back. :D
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The Jeagler wrote:


    the ol' liquid lunch. not a damn thing wrong with it.

    Certainly not. Especially when you find a nice shady spot to park your car, lay the seat back and kick back. :D


    yeah.....well, that or a bar.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i stand by the jeagler on this one.
    smokers are bullshit.

    cigarettes have been killing me forever.
    smoking heroin addicts at work
    running for the little shelter break area outside.

    it's like under the bridge for junkies.
    and every hour or 45 minutes @ work.
    with dirty coffee cups.
    you ppl stink.

    i am officially ashamed of myself.

    the jeagler for president :lolno:
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • oona leftoona left Posts: 1,677
    What about the non-smokers, who take just as many liberties?

    Can we force them to punch in and out also, to go on their nonsensical, directionless, pointless breaks?

    We have several of these people where I work. I smoke, and smoke often, but I'm away from my desk for 6-7 minutes each time.

    One particular woman takes 30 minutes to meander on her 10 minute break (not her actual lunch).

    I say, if we're cracking down on this, crack down on everyone, whether the smoke or not.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    oona left wrote:
    What about the non-smokers, who take just as many liberties?

    Can we force them to punch in and out also, to go on their nonsensical, directionless, pointless breaks?

    We have several of these people where I work. I smoke, and smoke often, but I'm away from my desk for 6-7 minutes each time.

    One particular woman takes 30 minutes to meander on her 10 minute break (not her actual lunch).

    I say, if we're cracking down on this, crack down on everyone, whether the smoke or not.

    nah, just the smokers. they smell bad too.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    left the office at 1:30 to pick up some food...returned at about 2:15.

    the same people who were outside smoking when i left were on their way back to their designated smoking spot as i was walking back in the office. 45 minutes!!! :x

    they must spend at least 3 hours out there a day :o
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    are 15 minute bathroom breaks around 3 ok
    81 is now off the air

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    If the anti-smoking laws were not in full-effect, they could just smoke at their desks and increase productivity.
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    At my office building, SOME of the smokers use the ground as a final resting place for their cigarette butts. I don't see how this can be justified.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Jason P wrote:
    If the anti-smoking laws were not in full-effect, they could just smoke at their desks and increase productivity.



    :lol:


    i've heard the stories of people smoking in their office.

    i'm glad those days are gone
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    81 wrote:
    are 15 minute bathroom breaks around 3 ok

    sports section coming with you?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    The Juggler wrote:
    81 wrote:
    are 15 minute bathroom breaks around 3 ok

    sports section coming with you?


    phone.... :lol:

    check up on the sites that are blocked. :lol:

    oh yeah..the phone goes to the bathroom with me...just remember that when you ask to borrow it at the next pre party.

    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    if cigarette smokers get to smoke as they wish in the workplace, then by golly heroin addicts should be allowed to fire up a quick fix every couple hours i'd think. there is no difference between a black tar heroin junkie and a nicotine freak jonesin for a smoke.

    cigarettes should be illegal.
    heroin, opium, and hash...legal
    at least those three have a purpose

    still can't believe i used to smoke
    thank the lord i never worked with the jeagler :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,558
    81 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    81 wrote:
    are 15 minute bathroom breaks around 3 ok

    sports section coming with you?


    phone.... :lol:

    check up on the sites that are blocked. :lol:

    oh yeah..the phone goes to the bathroom with me...just remember that when you ask to borrow it at the next pre party.

    :lol:

    phone, laptop...all fair game in the juggler's abode.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    i waste an easy 2 hours per day on smoke breaks...great way to beat the system....and kill myself
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    81 wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    If the anti-smoking laws were not in full-effect, they could just smoke at their desks and increase productivity.



    :lol:


    i've heard the stories of people smoking in their office.

    i'm glad those days are gone

    back in the day, the woman who ran my father's office smoked...well, it was the 70's so most people smoked...never thought much of it back then

    and my first job after college about 22 years ago, the head accountant smoked cigars...she was a crusty, old broad :lol:
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    I hate running the gauntlet through the smoke cloud trying to get in or out of the building. Have to hold my breath and I don't care if they think I am being rude by not answering back to their greetings.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    81 wrote:
    are 15 minute bathroom breaks around 3 ok

    sports section coming with you?


    phone.... :lol:

    check up on the sites that are blocked. :lol:

    oh yeah..the phone goes to the bathroom with me...just remember that when you ask to borrow it at the next pre party.

    :lol:

    hmmm...81+blocked sites+bathroom= :? :shock: :o
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    If the anti-smoking laws were not in full-effect, they could just smoke at their desks and increase productivity.



    :lol:


    i've heard the stories of people smoking in their office.

    i'm glad those days are gone

    back in the day, the woman who ran my father's office smoked...well, it was the 70's so most people smoked...never thought much of it back then



    and my first job after college about 22 years ago, the head accountant smoked cigars...she was a crusty, old broad :lol:

    the gf took a job at small family run oil company....the people there all smoked...she lasted all of two weeks. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I hate running the gauntlet through the smoke cloud trying to get in or out of the building. Have to hold my breath and I don't care if they think I am being rude by not answering back to their greetings.

    the worst is the elevator ride with them. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    hmmm...81+blocked sites+bathroom= :? :shock: :o


    :shifty:

    facebook is blocked
    youtube is blocked
    photobucket is blocked

    lots of innocent shit is blocked.

    for a while craigslist and ebay were.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    hmmm...81+blocked sites+bathroom= :? :shock: :o


    :shifty:

    facebook is blocked
    youporn is blocked
    photobucket is blocked

    lots of innocent shit is blocked.

    for a while craigslist and ebay were.

    cough
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