JERSEY SHORE SEASON 5 !!!!!!! back in DIRTY JERSEY

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  • chadwick wrote:
    Apparently, Snooki went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning in last week's episode, but MTV never aired it.

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/09/exclusive-jersey-shores-snooki-hospitalized-suspected-alcohol-poisoning
    why go to the hospital?
    i don't get it?

    i guess short people get real drunk or something.


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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
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    we are a ruthless group

    thank you
    that is pretty funny
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool.Posts: 31,139

    i guess short people get real drunk or something.


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    rip hank
  • norm wrote:

    i guess short people get real drunk or something.


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    :clap: :clap:

    rip hank[/quote]

    The one the only

    :angel:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    i do know snooki is bullshit.
    she is far from a professional

    i've had alcohol poisoning more times than anyone i know.
    @ least 30-50 times
    extremely drunk beyond fucked
    pretty horrible
    unable to move
    sleeping in my own vomit

    not cool
    lucky to be alive
    not 1 single hospital

    lied on garage floor over dosing on acid or shrooms
    uncool

    never a hospital
    and snooki wants to party hard?

    she's more of a fake clown or a short alcoholic on mtv
    which is shit and piss

    nice job
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick wrote:
    i do know snooki is bullshit.
    she is far from a professional

    i've had alcohol poisoning more times than anyone i know.
    @ least 30-50 times
    extremely drunk beyond fucked
    pretty horrible
    unable to move
    sleeping in my own vomit

    not cool
    lucky to be alive
    not 1 single hospital

    lied on garage floor over dosing on acid or shrooms
    uncool

    never a hospital
    and snooki wants to party hard?

    she's more of a fake clown or a short alcoholic on mtv
    which is shit and piss

    nice job

    U should hang out with her

    She likes pickles
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    i do know snooki is bullshit.
    she is far from a professional

    i've had alcohol poisoning more times than anyone i know.
    @ least 30-50 times
    extremely drunk beyond fucked
    pretty horrible
    unable to move
    sleeping in my own vomit

    not cool
    lucky to be alive
    not 1 single hospital

    lied on garage floor over dosing on acid or shrooms
    uncool

    never a hospital
    and snooki wants to party hard?

    she's more of a fake clown or a short alcoholic on mtv
    which is shit and piss

    nice job

    U should hang out with her

    She likes pickles

    nope
    i'll never do that again

    i dont drink
    i dont like being around ppl who drink a lot
    i cant do it

    i find drunks to be painful and sad inside me
    not cool

    they were and still are my demons
    i control them very well
    same with cigarettes
    when i get dialed in i can quit anything
    very hard sometimes... fuck u cigarettes

    i truly hope snooki is not a drunk
    i dont watch the show
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Great episode. More funny shit. That is all for tonight.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    This was honestly the best episode I've ever seen from the show since the very first jersey shore episode. They tore Angelina apart and it was hilarious. So many fucking hilarious one liners...

    - Pauly doing his voice telling people to wake up
    - Situation moving the table during the fight and saying "uhh well ya know, I had to move the table because things were getting real serious and I didn't wanna hurt the table"
    - Ronnie calling Angelina the 322 lb Staten island dump

    and then the after show Vinnie ripping on Angelina and tells some audience member he can get it in real easy referring to Angelina
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    just to awesome!!!! :lol:

    great TV


    situation was wrecking that chick in the smush room


    "it's T shirt time "
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • SHE'S FINALLY GONE! :D
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  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    What is the appeal of this show?
    I'm asking out of curiosity, not to be a jerk.
    “We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life.”



  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    whygohome wrote:
    What is the appeal of this show?
    I'm asking out of curiosity, not to be a jerk.


    Watching these kids party and bang everything in sight

    Jwowws boobs

    The situation and pauly have better one liners than half the comedians out there


    L
    Personally I think if you live in the area its even funnier
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    whygohome wrote:
    What is the appeal of this show?
    I'm asking out of curiosity, not to be a jerk.

    It grows on you and you end up loving it. I hated the show at first and now I look forward to every Thursday night.

    And what neily said. Pauly and situation (I'm gonna throw in Vinnie too) have the best one liners)

    I'm not gonna lie, I wish I was in their shoes. They must be lovin life gettin paid to go clubbin and gettin chicks. Buncha lucky fucks.
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  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    edited October 2010
    whygohome wrote:
    What is the appeal of this show?
    I'm asking out of curiosity, not to be a jerk.


    Watching these kids party and bang everything in sight

    Jwowws boobs

    The situation and pauly have better one liners than half the comedians out there


    L
    Personally I think if you live in the area its even funnier

    Is Long Island in the area?

    I still find it grotesque and beyond stupid.

    I'm sorry. Just my opinion. I turned my back on TV years ago, and now I only have 5 channel cable (thank jehovah, god, allah, yahweh, whoever, for PBS) - my sister calls my girlfriend and I "5-channel hippies." I guess we're wrong for not watching TV, but I just find it absurd that a show like this, where retards (and yes, I think they are mentally retarded) act like fools is so popular. This goes for many other shows: a show where 2 morons have 8 kids and are revered as gods; a show where "celebrities" dance; a show where love is found after talking to someone after 5 minutes and then getting a rose - thereby making women look like pathetic fools and men like castrated mama's boys - thereby destroying and devaluing the most basic of all human emotions - Love; a show where Talent is judged by the talentless (Sharon Osbourne's only talent was destroying the reputation and credibility of a rock icon); a show where women destroy each other for a rock star; a show where a "celebrity's" everyday life is somehow entertaining; a show where whores with sex tapes become inspirations for young women.

    I hate TV and the culture surrounding it. Aren't there better things to do? Again, I apologize, but I think American society would be much better off if we all destroyed the boob-tube. Dawn of the Dead is our future and TV is our guide. I guess it is easier to sit on the couch, trance-like, hypnotized by garbage, than to go out in the world and do something to make society better; or to read articles, studies, or books on important topics that would keep a citizen engaged and aware.

    Let the hate begin.
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  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,445
    I saw one episode while a friend was over... While I don't see the appeal, I also couldn't look away. I can't believe that level of douchebaggery exists...
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Tell us how you really feel. Whygohome :lol:

    It's T shirt time
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    I saw one episode while a friend was over... While I don't see the appeal, I also couldn't look away. I can't believe that level of douchebaggery exists...


    Oh it exists

    This is what I meant about living in the tri-state area

    You see these types of fools every day
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Tell us how you really feel. Whygohome :lol:

    It's T shirt time

    My apologies. Hey at least Snookie and Situation aren't Socialists!! :lol:
    “We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life.”



  • T SHIRT TIME!!!!!!!!!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,885

    I'm not gonna lie, I wish I was in their shoes. They must be lovin life gettin paid to go clubbin and gettin chicks. Buncha lucky fucks.
    just go out the hamptons and be a total douchebag and have a hot body, lol. girls will flock to you like no tomorrow, haha.
    whygohome wrote:
    What is the appeal of this show?
    I'm asking out of curiosity, not to be a jerk.


    Watching these kids party and bang everything in sight

    Jwowws boobs

    The situation and pauly have better one liners than half the comedians out there



    Personally I think if you live in the area its even funnier
    the last 2 reasons are the only reason why i watch this show. if they did like a cali version of this with cali people i probably wouldn't watch it.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 31,267
    buh bye Angelina! Snooki beat the crap out of her, funny shit! Missed the first part cuz i was watching It's Always Sunny.
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  • vmfuryvmfury Posts: 1,079
    G.T.L. :lol:

    "If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good."

    "If you don't tan, you're pale."

    "And if you don't do your laundry, you ain't got no clothes!"

    - The Situation


    T-shirt time is AWESOME. :clap:
    Shut the fuck up, stupid.
    ~ Ice Queen
  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Seriously. Why is this show popular?
    “We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life.”



  • Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,885
    vmfury wrote:


    T-shirt time is AWESOME. :clap:
    yes agreed

    i hate that ronnie hasn't had a big role besides the whole ronnie/sammie drama. his laugh makes me think he's always stoned.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    tommorrow night is TTTTTTTTT SHIRT TIME!!!!!!! :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • metsfan wrote:

    i hate that ronnie hasn't had a big role besides the whole ronnie/sammie drama. his laugh makes me think he's always stoned.

    Ronnie on 'One on One' with Paul the Intern (MTV Canada):

    http://www.mtv.ca/mtv-live/fullpost.jhtml?id=1037

    Best part:

    Paul: If you had to take a swing at a guy, living or dead, who would it be?
    Ronnie: Living... oh wait.
    No time to be void or save up on life. You got to spend it all.

    Do you see the way that tree bends? Does it inspire?
    Leaning out to catch the sun's rays, A lesson to be applied

    Three crooked hearts, swirls all around....
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    ttt shirt time tonight

    hopefully the yanks will be over by 10
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • How many more episodes down in Miami? Is this the finale tonight?

    TSHIRTTIME!!!!!!!
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 9,781
    whygohome wrote:

    I'm sorry. Just my opinion. I turned my back on TV years ago, and now I only have 5 channel cable (thank jehovah, god, allah, yahweh, whoever, for PBS) - my sister calls my girlfriend and I "5-channel hippies." I guess we're wrong for not watching TV, but I just find it absurd that a show like this, where retards (and yes, I think they are mentally retarded) act like fools is so popular. This goes for many other shows: a show where 2 morons have 8 kids and are revered as gods; a show where "celebrities" dance; a show where love is found after talking to someone after 5 minutes and then getting a rose - thereby making women look like pathetic fools and men like castrated mama's boys - thereby destroying and devaluing the most basic of all human emotions - Love; a show where Talent is judged by the talentless (Sharon Osbourne's only talent was destroying the reputation and credibility of a rock icon); a show where women destroy each other for a rock star; a show where a "celebrity's" everyday life is somehow entertaining; a show where whores with sex tapes become inspirations for young women.

    .
    For someone who claims to not watch television, you seem to know very minute details about every show.
    Tell us the truth, while your girl watches Charlie Rose in the living room, you have a secret flat screen in the bedroom closet wired to both cable and sattelite and you watch every reality show known to man ad nauseum. :mrgreen:
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