When I was a younger man, a cougar once taught me that strobe light sex isn't the only kind of sex there is. However she taught me that they're typically the only kind of lady that can accept strobe light sex in pleasure and not just pain and annoyance. I felt so rewarded at the end.
When I was a younger man, a cougar once taught me that strobe light sex isn't the only kind of sex there is. However she taught me that they're typically the only kind of lady that can accept strobe light sex in pleasure and not just pain and annoyance. I felt so rewarded at the end.
if i were her i'd have puked on you.
strobe lights make me sick.
When I was a younger man, a cougar once taught me that strobe light sex isn't the only kind of sex there is. However she taught me that they're typically the only kind of lady that can accept strobe light sex in pleasure and not just pain and annoyance. I felt so rewarded at the end.
I can't beleive you gave our secret away.
The best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I think your equation is a little flawed. For me anyone twenty-six or older would be a cougar.
What, don't tell me you don't even have driver's license yet....
And it is not flawed.
I'm 20.
26/2=13
13+7=20
You would have to be under 20. Anything under that number.
And what are you doing listening to PJ? Shouldn't you be listening to Paramore or something else the kids are into?
Talked to a girl who's 19(and not in a sexual way) who had no idea who Sublime was. Another one didn't know how to use a phone book. The end of times...
What, don't tell me you don't even have driver's license yet....
And it is not flawed.
I'm 20.
26/2=13
13+7=20
You would have to be under 20. Anything under that number.
And what are you doing listening to PJ? Shouldn't you be listening to Paramore or something else the kids are into?
Talked to a girl who's 19(and not in a sexual way) who had no idea who Sublime was. Another one didn't know how to use a phone book. The end of times...
You would have to be under 20. Anything under that number.
And what are you doing listening to PJ? Shouldn't you be listening to Paramore or something else the kids are into?
Talked to a girl who's 19(and not in a sexual way) who had no idea who Sublime was. Another one didn't know how to use a phone book. The end of times...
Alright, so 28 would be a cougar for me.
That's about right. Usually the cougar title doesn't kick in until the age of 30 though. There are a few ancillary details to the title.
When I was a younger man, a cougar once taught me that strobe light sex isn't the only kind of sex there is. However she taught me that they're typically the only kind of lady that can accept strobe light sex in pleasure and not just pain and annoyance. I felt so rewarded at the end.
I can't beleive you gave our secret away.
You quit answering my texts and calls! I thought I needed to find a new secret giver.
When I was a younger man, a cougar once taught me that strobe light sex isn't the only kind of sex there is. However she taught me that they're typically the only kind of lady that can accept strobe light sex in pleasure and not just pain and annoyance. I felt so rewarded at the end.
I can't beleive you gave our secret away.
You quit answering my texts and calls! I thought I needed to find a new secret giver.
Well here I am baby, COUGARLISCIOUS!!!
jeez, how lame can I get!
The best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
You would have to be under 20. Anything under that number.
And what are you doing listening to PJ? Shouldn't you be listening to Paramore or something else the kids are into?
Talked to a girl who's 19(and not in a sexual way) who had no idea who Sublime was. Another one didn't know how to use a phone book. The end of times...
To be honest though, I wish I didn't know who sublime was either.
You would have to be under 20. Anything under that number.
And what are you doing listening to PJ? Shouldn't you be listening to Paramore or something else the kids are into?
Talked to a girl who's 19(and not in a sexual way) who had no idea who Sublime was. Another one didn't know how to use a phone book. The end of times...
To be honest though, I wish I didn't know who sublime was either.
Zing. Once the cool thing to like, now obviously the cool thing to rip.
You would have to be under 20. Anything under that number.
And what are you doing listening to PJ? Shouldn't you be listening to Paramore or something else the kids are into?
Talked to a girl who's 19(and not in a sexual way) who had no idea who Sublime was. Another one didn't know how to use a phone book. The end of times...
To be honest though, I wish I didn't know who sublime was either.
Zing. Once the cool thing to like, now obviously the cool thing to rip.
I never did like them, and living around long beach...it'll never be the cool thing to rip around here. I'll always be in the minority. How I never wish this Sublime with Rome thing took off. It's going crazy around here all over again. Argh. *runs away like a 19 year old girl*
To be honest though, I wish I didn't know who sublime was either.
Zing. Once the cool thing to like, now obviously the cool thing to rip.
I never did like them, and living around long beach...it'll never be the cool thing to rip around here. I'll always be in the minority. How I never wish this Sublime with Rome thing took off. It's going crazy around here all over again. Argh. *runs away like a 19 year old girl*
Meh. Never had a problem with the music one way or the other.
well...i left out the fact that she must have been a stripper for the blind....that was one ugly couger nice lady though...and the sex...wow, fugeddaboutit worth having to close my eye's and picture heathr locklear
Fenway's ultimate cougar listing:
Sheryl Crow
Diane Lane
Jennifer Aniston
Demi Moore
And I've always loved Boon's girlfriend from Animal House Karen Allen
To me, a cougar has to be 40+
Cougar is over 40, a Puma is the 35-39 ladies.
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twenty-six is barely an adult.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
one day you will be one
but not until then
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
What, don't tell me you don't even have driver's license yet....
And it is not flawed.
strobe lights make me sick.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
26/2=13
13+7=20
I can't beleive you gave our secret away.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
You would have to be under 20. Anything under that number.
And what are you doing listening to PJ? Shouldn't you be listening to Paramore or something else the kids are into?
Talked to a girl who's 19(and not in a sexual way) who had no idea who Sublime was. Another one didn't know how to use a phone book. The end of times...
That's about right. Usually the cougar title doesn't kick in until the age of 30 though. There are a few ancillary details to the title.
You quit answering my texts and calls! I thought I needed to find a new secret giver.
Well here I am baby, COUGARLISCIOUS!!!
jeez, how lame can I get!
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
To be honest though, I wish I didn't know who sublime was either.
Never too lame to get it!
Zing. Once the cool thing to like, now obviously the cool thing to rip.
I never did like them, and living around long beach...it'll never be the cool thing to rip around here. I'll always be in the minority. How I never wish this Sublime with Rome thing took off. It's going crazy around here all over again. Argh. *runs away like a 19 year old girl*
Meh. Never had a problem with the music one way or the other.
Enjoy
"Rise above principal and do what's right."
Same Great Taste!
I considered inventing a equally kick ass story, but i'd be lying.
Well when that day happens, I hope I am single....
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Cougar is over 40, a Puma is the 35-39 ladies.
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