The cougar appreciation thread.
Chip McFlennigan
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I love 'em.
When I was 22, I had my first experience with a cougar. A 42-year-old total milf who was horny as hell.
As I am in the twilight of my youth, I look back on my cougar experiences and shed a tear of joy.
When I was 22, I had my first experience with a cougar. A 42-year-old total milf who was horny as hell.
As I am in the twilight of my youth, I look back on my cougar experiences and shed a tear of joy.
I knew it all along, see?
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i had that lie going for 6 momths...needless to say she wasn't to happy when i told her
You Sir just scored a Man point.
DAD?!
I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!
i couldn't go into the store to buy beer with her ...it was a total mess
she did teach me a whole lotta stuff though
yes my son ...hunt them hunt them
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To me, a cougar has to be 40+
3 minutes?? YOU SIR, were an IRON MAN!!
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My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
However, as a sophomore, my g/f was a senior. That earned me some pimp recognition.
Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven. Anything under that, you are indeed a cougar.
Older chicks know exactly what they are doing!
34/2=17+7=24
He's 26, I don't make the cut. I'm grateful for that actually.
I haved both, i prefer younger girls, because they just happy to be having sex, really takes the pressure off of me.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Why you... lynx? I mean, not quite a cougar, but still a viscious, cat-like predator, yes? You're a lynx. I decided. It's official.
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Of course there's a formula. C'mon now, KO!
So KO's limit is 24.5...otherwise he's just a perv
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
hmmmm....so then I am not a cougar after all
Of course there's a formula. C'mon now, KO![/quote]
This is why i'm here , to learn.
My friend Tom's house was the hang out spot growing up....we all had pools,bigger yards, dirt bikes........but we still spent a majority of weekends there :lolno:
hmmmm....so then I am not a cougar after all
Of course there's a formula. C'mon now, KO
So KO's limit is 24.5...otherwise he's just a perv
Damn, thank's for doin the math! well my wife's 30, but she was 17 when i met her!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
I believe that's illegal....and dangerous. :geek:
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Hot is the word your looking for. it's how i like to immagine her when were in bed, when i'm not thinking of Pink....or....
from day one i have enjoyed women the same age as myself.
from day one i have enjoyed women younger than myself.
would it be safe to say that from day one i have enjoyed women?
i will not ever relinquish any stories about my personal cougarismness.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Sure, ultimately every guy wants a younger chick but some of those cougars have some pent up aggression! :shock: