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The cougar appreciation thread.

Chip McFlenniganChip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
I love 'em.

When I was 22, I had my first experience with a cougar. A 42-year-old total milf who was horny as hell.

As I am in the twilight of my youth, I look back on my cougar experiences and shed a tear of joy.
I knew it all along, see?
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    i was 16 yrs old dating a 29 yr old who thought i was 23

    i had that lie going for 6 momths...needless to say she wasn't to happy when i told her
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    i was 16 yrs old dating a 29 yr old who thought i was 23

    i had that lie going for 6 momths...needless to say she wasn't to happy when i told her


    You Sir just scored a Man point.
  • Chip McFlenniganChip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    i was 16 yrs old dating a 29 yr old who thought i was 23

    i had that lie going for 6 momths...needless to say she wasn't to happy when i told her

    DAD?!

    I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!
    I knew it all along, see?
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    i was 16 yrs old dating a 29 yr old who thought i was 23

    i had that lie going for 6 momths...needless to say she wasn't to happy when i told her


    You Sir just scored a Man point.


    i couldn't go into the store to buy beer with her ...it was a total mess :lol:

    she did teach me a whole lotta stuff though
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    johnny america wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    i was 16 yrs old dating a 29 yr old who thought i was 23

    i had that lie going for 6 momths...needless to say she wasn't to happy when i told her

    DAD?!

    I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!


    yes my son ...hunt them hunt them
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • brother123brother123 Posts: 792
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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Is there a lower age limit for a cougar? I have a significantly younger man, but wouldn't put myself in the cougar age range.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 10,008
    To all the hot teachers I woulda gave the best 3 minutes of their life

    This threads for u
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Fenway's ultimate cougar listing:
    Sheryl Crow
    Diane Lane
    Jennifer Aniston
    Demi Moore
    And I've always loved Boon's girlfriend from Animal House Karen Allen

    To me, a cougar has to be 40+
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  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    To all the hot teachers I woulda gave the best 3 minutes of their life

    This threads for u

    3 minutes?? YOU SIR, were an IRON MAN!! :lol:
    Never, ever, flipping forget
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  • Chip McFlenniganChip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
    I had a teacher in high school that I really wanted to get raped by. Sadly, it never happened.

    However, as a sophomore, my g/f was a senior. That earned me some pimp recognition.
    I knew it all along, see?
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,185
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    Is there a lower age limit for a cougar? I have a significantly younger man, but wouldn't put myself in the cougar age range.

    Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven. Anything under that, you are indeed a cougar.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    Is there a lower age limit for a cougar? I have a significantly younger man, but wouldn't put myself in the cougar age range.

    Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven. Anything under that, you are indeed a cougar.


    :lol::lol::lol: There's a formula!
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    I had the cougar experience once and it was NUTS!
    Older chicks know exactly what they are doing! ;):D
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    Is there a lower age limit for a cougar? I have a significantly younger man, but wouldn't put myself in the cougar age range.

    Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven. Anything under that, you are indeed a cougar.

    34/2=17+7=24

    He's 26, I don't make the cut. I'm grateful for that actually.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mca47 wrote:
    I had the cougar experience once and it was NUTS!
    Older chicks know exactly what they are doing! ;):D


    I haved both, i prefer younger girls, because they just happy to be having sex, really takes the pressure off of me.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    Is there a lower age limit for a cougar? I have a significantly younger man, but wouldn't put myself in the cougar age range.

    Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven. Anything under that, you are indeed a cougar.


    :lol::lol::lol: There's a formula!
    hmmmm....so then I am not a cougar after all :mrgreen: knew it!
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    I get to sleep with a Cougar every night... I have no complaints :mrgreen:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    Is there a lower age limit for a cougar? I have a significantly younger man, but wouldn't put myself in the cougar age range.

    Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven. Anything under that, you are indeed a cougar.

    34/2=17+7=24

    He's 26, I don't make the cut. I'm grateful for that actually.

    Why you... lynx? I mean, not quite a cougar, but still a viscious, cat-like predator, yes? You're a lynx. I decided. It's official.

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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,185
    comebackgirl wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven. Anything under that, you are indeed a cougar.


    :lol::lol::lol: There's a formula!
    hmmmm....so then I am not a cougar after all :mrgreen: knew it!

    Of course there's a formula. C'mon now, KO!
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:


    :lol::lol::lol: There's a formula!
    hmmmm....so then I am not a cougar after all :mrgreen: knew it!

    Of course there's a formula. C'mon now, KO!

    So KO's limit is 24.5...otherwise he's just a perv :lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol: There's a formula![/quote]
    hmmmm....so then I am not a cougar after all :mrgreen: knew it![/quote]

    Of course there's a formula. C'mon now, KO![/quote]

    This is why i'm here , to learn.
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 10,008
    The worst is having a friends mom being so effin hot, that you go out of your way to always be around as a teenager :lol:

    My friend Tom's house was the hang out spot growing up....we all had pools,bigger yards, dirt bikes........but we still spent a majority of weekends there :lolno:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol: There's a formula!
    hmmmm....so then I am not a cougar after all :mrgreen: knew it!

    Of course there's a formula. C'mon now, KO

    So KO's limit is 24.5...otherwise he's just a perv :lol:

    Damn, thank's for doin the math! well my wife's 30, but she was 17 when i met her!
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    KOYOURASS wrote:

    Damn, thank's for doin the math! well my wife's 30, but she was 17 when i met her!
    You're still in the clear...just stay away from Miley. :lol: If you met your wife now...then it would be a little :?
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I get to sleep with a Cougar every night... I have no complaints :mrgreen:

    I believe that's illegal....and dangerous. :geek: ;)
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    comebackgirl wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:

    Damn, thank's for doin the math! well my wife's 30, but she was 17 when i met her!
    You're still in the clear...just stay away from Miley. :lol: If you met your wife now...then it would be a little :?


    Hot is the word your looking for. it's how i like to immagine her when were in bed, when i'm not thinking of Pink....or....
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    from day one i have enjoyed women older than myself.
    from day one i have enjoyed women the same age as myself.
    from day one i have enjoyed women younger than myself.

    would it be safe to say that from day one i have enjoyed women?
    i will not ever relinquish any stories about my personal cougarismness.
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    I am tired; my heart is
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    no more forever."
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    I had the cougar experience once and it was NUTS!
    Older chicks know exactly what they are doing! ;):D


    I haved both, i prefer younger girls, because they just happy to be having sex, really takes the pressure off of me.

    Sure, ultimately every guy wants a younger chick but some of those cougars have some pent up aggression! :shock: :lol:
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