Bravest thing you have ever done?

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I once challenged Chadwick to a staring contest.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    I once challenged Chadwick to a staring contest.
    dissidentman is like stone.
    he can last for weeks without blinking his eyes.
    once he told me he sleeps with his eyes open.
    that's how he trains himself.

    i can't keep up.

    do you see the correlation between dissidentman's groin and his eyeballs?
    1. hard as stone... X
    2. lasts for weeks... X
    3. when sleeping his groin is alive just like his eyeballs... X

    this dude is dangerous... X
    he is beyond bravery... X
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I've gotten on a plane 6 times. people who don't have a fear of heights are F'n insane.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    I once challenged Chadwick to a staring contest.
    dissidentman is like stone.
    he can last for weeks without blinking his eyes.
    once he told me he sleeps with his eyes open.
    that's how he trains himself.

    i can't keep up.

    do you see the correlation between dissidentman's groin and his eyeballs?
    1. hard as stone... X
    2. lasts for weeks... X
    3. when sleeping his groin is alive just like his eyeballs... X

    this dude is dangerous... X
    he is beyond bravery... X

    Not sure where Chad and I had this contest, but apparently all I had on was this hat.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    MayDay10 wrote:
    woke up this morning
    And got yourself a gun?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    I've gotten on a plane 6 times. people who don't have a fear of heights are F'n insane.
    i agree.
    i've flown 3 times.
    terrifying.

    women can get a guy to do anything.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    I once challenged Chadwick to a staring contest.
    dissidentman is like stone.
    he can last for weeks without blinking his eyes.
    once he told me he sleeps with his eyes open.
    that's how he trains himself.

    i can't keep up.

    do you see the correlation between dissidentman's groin and his eyeballs?
    1. hard as stone... X
    2. lasts for weeks... X
    3. when sleeping his groin is alive just like his eyeballs... X

    this dude is dangerous... X
    he is beyond bravery... X

    Not sure where Chad and I had this contest, but apparently all I had on was this hat.


    How could anybody not stare at that!
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    I once challenged Chadwick to a staring contest.
    dissidentman is like stone.
    he can last for weeks without blinking his eyes.
    once he told me he sleeps with his eyes open.
    that's how he trains himself.

    i can't keep up.

    do you see the correlation between dissidentman's groin and his eyeballs?
    1. hard as stone... X
    2. lasts for weeks... X
    3. when sleeping his groin is alive just like his eyeballs... X

    this dude is dangerous... X
    he is beyond bravery... X

    Not sure where Chad and I had this contest, but apparently all I had on was this hat.
    it's the hat?
    i knew it.
    it's magic.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    joined the military
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    conman wrote:
    joined the military


    Ah Conman, ya got a little something there stuck between your teeth, it's ,no not there, next tooth over.
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    I've gotten on a plane 6 times. people who don't have a fear of heights are F'n insane.
    I'm shit scared of heights but flying doesn't bother me. Apart from the boredom that is.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    nuffingman wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    I've gotten on a plane 6 times. people who don't have a fear of heights are F'n insane.
    I'm shit scared of heights but flying doesn't bother me. Apart from the boredom that is.


    Really, i'm paralized on a plane, i keep repeating the All Father prayer over and over again in my head, it's the only prayer i know.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    nuffingman wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    I've gotten on a plane 6 times. people who don't have a fear of heights are F'n insane.
    I'm shit scared of heights but flying doesn't bother me. Apart from the boredom that is.


    Really, i'm paralized on a plane, i keep repeating the All Father prayer over and over again in my head, it's the only prayer i know.
    i can barely breathe on a plane.
    i know when i read a magazine on a plane
    the magazine is dripping with sweat from my hands
    the pages torn to shreds.
    scared.

    when the pilot makes a sharp banking manuver to line up with the runway and the plane is all tilted sideways,,,, this is when i cry, close my eyes and pray
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    I've gotten on a plane 6 times. people who don't have a fear of heights are F'n insane.
    i agree.
    i've flown 3 times.
    terrifying.

    women can get a guy to do anything.


    +1 that's excaulty why.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    I have wrestled and then had tea with all manner of fanged forest beastie... including the ferocious pine martin!

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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Auckland pearl jam GA show :lol:
    wah
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I have wrestled and then had tea with all manner of fanged forest beastie... including the ferocious pine martin!

    pine_martin2.jpg


    You Sir are a Brave Man. Are you gona let Comebackgirl and Smalltownbeck out of the basement to play today?
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I have wrestled and then had tea with all manner of fanged forest beastie... including the ferocious pine martin!

    pine_martin2.jpg


    You Sir are a Brave Man. Are you gona let Comebackgirl and Smalltownbeck out of the basement to play today?

    They're pretty tired right now, big night last night, but that's nothing my new "motivator" can't take care of...

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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Went bungee jumping an hour before my wedding.

    Telling family members they can not be around my kids.
    I'll be back
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I have wrestled and then had tea with all manner of fanged forest beastie... including the ferocious pine martin!

    pine_martin2.jpg


    You Sir are a Brave Man. Are you gona let Comebackgirl and Smalltownbeck out of the basement to play today?

    They're pretty tired right now, big night last night, but that's nothing my new "motivator" can't take care of...

    350__1_cat-o-nine-tails---large.png


    Did you have that made from remnants found in the tub drain? I know you do a lot more bear wrestling than most.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Now i'm all turned on, might have to take a bathroom break.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    eyedclaar wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I have wrestled and then had tea with all manner of fanged forest beastie... including the ferocious pine martin!

    pine_martin2.jpg


    You Sir are a Brave Man. Are you gona let Comebackgirl and Smalltownbeck out of the basement to play today?

    They're pretty tired right now, big night last night, but that's nothing my new "motivator" can't take care of...

    350__1_cat-o-nine-tails---large.png
    This usually works better for me...

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    KOYOURASS wrote:


    You Sir are a Brave Man. Are you gona let Comebackgirl and Smalltownbeck out of the basement to play today?

    They're pretty tired right now, big night last night, but that's nothing my new "motivator" can't take care of...

    350__1_cat-o-nine-tails---large.png
    This usually works better for me...

    Diamonds7.jpg

    and better yet...


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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    This usually works better for me...

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    I'm All yours BD!!! :wave:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    This usually works better for me...

    Diamonds7.jpg


    I'm All yours BD!!! :wave:[/quote]


    Here we go again, Mr. Homoerotic....
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    edited July 2010
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    This usually works better for me...

    Diamonds7.jpg


    I'm All yours BD!!! :wave:
    I throw out the big net... and this is what I get :shock: :?
    Post edited by Black Diamond on
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    This usually works better for me...

    Diamonds7.jpg


    I'm All yours BD!!! :wave:


    Here we go again, Mr. Homoerotic....[/quote]

    Your just jealous i'm not comin on to you!, if i'm gona sell my ass, it's gona be for $$$$$$$$$$.00

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I once started a fight with i guy i knew could kick my ass but i just had hit the Mother F***er
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Ex wife: "Does my arse look big in this?
    Me: "Yes"
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