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Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
After watching a program on life in an African country, a young boy went to his father and asked, "Is it true, that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

His father replied, "Actually, that happens in every country, son."

:D
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    tell me about it :cry::cry::cry::lol::cry::|
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    :lol::lol:

    but
    same could be said about husbands!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Lizard wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    but
    same could be said about husbands!!!

    That's what I was thinking too!! :D
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i don't get it.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    i don't get it.

    It has something to do with Africa. Maybe it belongs in the World Cup thread.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    chadwick wrote:
    i don't get it.


    It means you can't really know a person until you've married them.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    justam wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i don't get it.


    It means you can't really know a person until you've married them.

    More along the lines of - they never show their true colors until they are married. Methinks Chad "gets it" just fine.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    chadwick wrote:
    i don't get it.

    and you don't want it!
    ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Dissidentman wrote:

    More along the lines of - they never show their true colors until they are married. Methinks Chad "gets it" just fine.

    Well, sometimes I take people's words at face value. ;):D
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    justam wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i don't get it.


    It means you can't really know a person until you've married them.

    More along the lines of - they never show their true colors until they are married. Methinks Chad "gets it" just fine.
    im confused...
    wait a minute.














    firstly: why would anybody get married?
    if married, why would anyone not know their spouse until marriage?
    odd.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    justam wrote:

    It means you can't really know a person until you've married them.

    More along the lines of - they never show their true colors until they are married. Methinks Chad "gets it" just fine.
    im confused...
    wait a minute.






    firstly: why would anybody get married?
    if married, why would anyone not know their spouse until marriage?
    odd.

    Why now you not understanding?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Why now you not understanding?
    people confuse me.
    people actually get married not knowing each other.
    this is also called bullshitting someone.
    this is grounds for immediate dismissal.

    all i gotta say is women are very lucky they are women.
    if they were not women, i'd kill 'em.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Why now you not understanding?
    people confuse me.
    people actually get married not knowing each other.
    this is also called bullshitting someone.
    this is grounds for immediate dismissal.

    all i gotta say is women are very lucky they are women.
    if they were not women, i'd kill 'em.


    :lol::lol::lol: i did it all for the nookie!!!
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Posts: 16,989
    ...is Hell.

    Sorry, this is 'fill in the blank' right?

    Or, Marriage.....is for suckers.

    Either/Or really.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    ...is Hell.

    Sorry, this is 'fill in the blank' right?

    Or, Marriage.....is for suckers.

    Either/Or really.

    Here's the thing, what if you are a sucker and you know it, what do you do with that information?
    Where do you go from there?
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I think most people do show their true colors...we just don't always want to see them until we're stuck with them and are forced to :lol:
    As Maya Angelou said...when someone shows you who they are, believe them. Good advice :)
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    KO282453 wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    ...is Hell.

    Sorry, this is 'fill in the blank' right?

    Or, Marriage.....is for suckers.

    Either/Or really.

    Here's the thing, what if you are a sucker and you know it, what do you do with that information?
    Where do you go from there?


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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I think most people do show their true colors...we just don't always want to see them until we're stuck with them and are forced to :lol:
    As Maya Angelou said...when someone shows you who they are, believe them.
    Good advice :)

    great advice!
    My advice: live together first.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    unlost dogs wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I think most people do show their true colors...we just don't always want to see them until we're stuck with them and are forced to :lol:
    As Maya Angelou said...when someone shows you who they are, believe them.
    Good advice :)

    great advice!
    My advice: live together first.
    That's good too...cause no matter how much you like someone...living with them just may make you want to kill them :twisted: :lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I think most people do show their true colors...we just don't always want to see them until we're stuck with them and are forced to :lol:
    As Maya Angelou said...when someone shows you who they are, believe them.
    Good advice :)

    great advice!
    My advice: live together first.
    That's good too...cause no matter how much you like someone...living with them just may make you want to kill them :twisted: :lol:

    Thats for sure...I never would have married my wife if I knew she loved giving dutch ovens

    Kinda kills the moment ya know :(
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    Thats for sure...I never would have married my wife if I knew she loved giving dutch ovens

    Kinda kills the moment ya know :(
    :shock: :cry: you poor thing :P

    I just have to live with someone putting vinegar in my febreeze! :twisted:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Thank's Norm.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Just go pursue random casual sex...much less commitment....unless you discover you've contracted some kind of disease. :shock:
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    KO282453 wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    ...is Hell.

    Sorry, this is 'fill in the blank' right?

    Or, Marriage.....is for suckers.

    Either/Or really.

    Here's the thing, what if you are a sucker and you know it, what do you do with that information?
    Where do you go from there?
    ...clap your hands.
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    Thats for sure...I never would have married my wife if I knew she loved giving dutch ovens

    Kinda kills the moment ya know :(
    :shock: :cry: you poor thing :P

    I just have to live with someone putting vinegar in my febreeze! :twisted:

    Vinegar ?

    Interesting....does your furniture smell like a salad ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Cree Nations wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    ...is Hell.

    Sorry, this is 'fill in the blank' right?

    Or, Marriage.....is for suckers.

    Either/Or really.

    Here's the thing, what if you are a sucker and you know it, what do you do with that information?
    Where do you go from there?
    ...clap your hands.
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    You're all taking such a negative view! What about how it takes a long time to get to know someone? That could be GOOD too, maybe the person is better than you expected?! :? :D
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    Thats for sure...I never would have married my wife if I knew she loved giving dutch ovens

    Kinda kills the moment ya know :(
    :shock: :cry: you poor thing :P

    I just have to live with someone putting vinegar in my febreeze! :twisted:

    Vinegar ?

    Interesting....does your furniture smell like a salad ?
    It did for a while...but it's aired out now....still don't understand the logic :| :P
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Phantom Pain wrote:

    Thats for sure...I never would have married my wife if I knew she loved giving dutch ovens

    Kinda kills the moment ya know :(

    Phantom Pain, what is a dutch oven?
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