OMFG!!! someone alert the media... someone didnt have home contents insurance. cant imagine how this is a measure of a person.
quite simple. They don't have home insurance, they don't replace the batteries out of their smoke detectors and she was a granny at 34 years of age.
the woman is clearly thicker than a dinosaurs mattress.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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the woman is clearly thicker than a dinosaurs mattress.
For the record, I will be stealing this expression, but out of respect for Dunk, I won't use it in the pit... that often.
it's fine Eyed.. only the punching of fudds is trademarked
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I could totally do that. Totally. Probably a good thing we don't have kids. I'd have forgotten them somewhere and the spouse would have set the carrier on the roof of the car and then driven merrily away... we're those kind of people. :roll:
A young boy was left sleeping in a burning house while his grandmother rescued the family dogs instead.
British grandmother Mandy Hands, 45, had forgotten her visiting grandson was asleep upstairs when she rushed to save her four greyhounds in the fire
faulty plastic toaster which Mrs Hands' husband had used that morning.
The house was fitted with a fire alarm but it had run out of batteries
My immediate reaction:
1. I can imagine myself doing this.
2. Who has a plastic toaster? 3. Mr. Hands will never be allowed in the kitchen again, and he'd damn sure better pick up some batteries.
4. Grammy Hands doesn't have to worry about her kids asking her to babysit again.
Like YOU should talk
good point on the toaster though, i was thinking the exact same thing!
good point on the toaster though, i was thinking the exact same thing!
Loads of toasters have a plastic coating/finish (the coloured ones), and some plastic parts. But for those to ignite, must have been a serious blow out!
OMFG!!! someone alert the media... someone didnt have home contents insurance. cant imagine how this is a measure of a person.
quite simple. They don't have home insurance, they don't replace the batteries out of their smoke detectors and she was a granny at 34 years of age.
the woman is clearly thicker than a dinosaurs mattress.
i dont have home contents insurance yet i can still manage to buy batteries. i just dont see the correlation dunk.
I don't get your post... YET you can still buy batteries? why the yet? you probably opted out of home contents out of some kind of reasoned thinking... she probably did it because the form asked her her last position and she put "doggy" .. thats if she even knew there was a form.
and home contents insurance is very very cheap... you should look in to it in case something bad were to happen at least you would be covered.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
quite simple. They don't have home insurance, they don't replace the batteries out of their smoke detectors and she was a granny at 34 years of age.
the woman is clearly thicker than a dinosaurs mattress.
i dont have home contents insurance yet i can still manage to buy batteries. i just dont see the correlation dunk.
I don't get your post... YET you can still buy batteries? why the yet? you probably opted out of home contents out of some kind of reasoned thinking... she probably did it because the form asked her her last position and she put "doggy" .. thats if she even knew there was a form.
and home contents insurance is very very cheap... you should look in to it in case something bad were to happen at least you would be covered.
'i hope you dont injure yourself falling off that high horse dunk. i forgot just how righteous a life you live that you can pass judgement on others.
quite frankly dunk if i were to lose all my possessions i really couldnt give a shit. there was a time when i had none, so im sure i could cope if it were to happen again.
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'i hope you dont injure yourself falling off that high horse dunk. i forgot just how righteous a life you live that you can pass judgement on others.
quite frankly dunk if i were to lose all my possessions i really couldnt give a shit. there was a time when i had none, so im sure i could cope if it were to happen again.
why would i fall off my horse? I'm not Christopher Reeves.
wow.. imagine no possessions... it's easy if you try..
sounds catchy that.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'i hope you dont injure yourself falling off that high horse dunk. i forgot just how righteous a life you live that you can pass judgement on others.
quite frankly dunk if i were to lose all my possessions i really couldnt give a shit. there was a time when i had none, so im sure i could cope if it were to happen again.
why would i fall off my horse? I'm not Christopher Reeves.
wow.. imagine no possessions... it's easy if you try..
sounds catchy that.
well i suspect your arrogance will over balance you......... thus you end up with your head in the dirt.
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take a good look
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hold my hand
lie beside me
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'i hope you dont injure yourself falling off that high horse dunk. i forgot just how righteous a life you live that you can pass judgement on others.
quite frankly dunk if i were to lose all my possessions i really couldnt give a shit. there was a time when i had none, so im sure i could cope if it were to happen again.
why would i fall off my horse? I'm not Christopher Reeves.
wow.. imagine no possessions... it's easy if you try..
sounds catchy that.
well i suspect your arrogance will over balance you......... thus you end up with your head in the dirt.
i've been putting my head in the dirt for years....
oh, i see what you meant.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
well i suspect your arrogance will over balance you......... thus you end up with your head in the dirt.
i've been putting my head in the dirt for years....
oh, i see what you meant.
oh i doubt that dunk. but youll say you do to save face and maintain your bravado.
maintain my bravado?
thats a bit rich coming from this forums only full time Aileen Wuornos impersonator.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
My immediate reaction:
1. I can imagine myself doing this.
2. Who has a plastic toaster? 3. Mr. Hands will never be allowed in the kitchen again, and he'd damn sure better pick up some batteries.
My immediate reaction:
1. I can imagine myself doing this.
2. Who has a plastic toaster? 3. Mr. Hands will never be allowed in the kitchen again, and he'd damn sure better pick up some batteries.
oh i doubt that dunk. but youll say you do to save face and maintain your bravado.
maintain my bravado?
thats a bit rich coming from this forums only full time Aileen Wuornos impersonator.
is that the best you can do dunk, comparing me to a man hating psycho killer??? :roll:
without getting banned... yes.
anyway I wasn't comparing... i thought you were.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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quite simple. They don't have home insurance, they don't replace the batteries out of their smoke detectors and she was a granny at 34 years of age.
the woman is clearly thicker than a dinosaurs mattress.
not to create a stir, but where you happy when you found out this news?
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it's fine Eyed.. only the punching of fudds is trademarked
Denial about what your life has resorted to...? Maybe that's just me. No, no, I would have actually set the fire.
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...and used the batteries for... for... hmmm. :think:
I don't know how you start fires, but I don't use batteries.
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I don't know how you start fires, but I don't use batteries.[/quote]
I was thinking something more sinister...
i dont have home contents insurance yet i can still manage to buy batteries. i just dont see the correlation dunk.
take a good look
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i just need to say
im unaware at times that my son is in the house. it happens.
take a good look
this could be the day
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i didnt do the snoopy dance if thats what youre asking. but then again i wasnt unhappy.
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good point on the toaster though, i was thinking the exact same thing!
Loads of toasters have a plastic coating/finish (the coloured ones), and some plastic parts. But for those to ignite, must have been a serious blow out!
I don't get your post... YET you can still buy batteries? why the yet? you probably opted out of home contents out of some kind of reasoned thinking... she probably did it because the form asked her her last position and she put "doggy" .. thats if she even knew there was a form.
and home contents insurance is very very cheap... you should look in to it in case something bad were to happen at least you would be covered.
'i hope you dont injure yourself falling off that high horse dunk. i forgot just how righteous a life you live that you can pass judgement on others.
quite frankly dunk if i were to lose all my possessions i really couldnt give a shit. there was a time when i had none, so im sure i could cope if it were to happen again.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
why would i fall off my horse? I'm not Christopher Reeves.
wow.. imagine no possessions... it's easy if you try..
sounds catchy that.
I'm an asshole too, but at least I know how to use my toaster...
yeah but sometimes the toaster burns the toast just to piss you off.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
well i suspect your arrogance will over balance you......... thus you end up with your head in the dirt.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
i've been putting my head in the dirt for years....
oh, i see what you meant.
oh i doubt that dunk. but youll say you do to save face and maintain your bravado.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
maintain my bravado?
thats a bit rich coming from this forums only full time Aileen Wuornos impersonator.
Would you like a cookie? :eh:
:shock:
is that the best you can do dunk, comparing me to a man hating psycho killer??? :roll:
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
without getting banned... yes.
anyway I wasn't comparing... i thought you were.