ADVICE COLUMN: The DR is IN

Claireack

Dear Doc

Can I pick the scabs off my toes. They're really annoying and I've taken a scalpel to them once already.

From Mrs Scabbytoes

Dissidentman

Dear Dr.

Why the fuck do i keep opening this thread?


signed,

Disgusted

Claireack

Dissidentman wrote:

Dear Dr.

Why the fuck do i keep opening this thread?


signed,

Disgusted

OCD?

Dissidentman

Claireack wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Dear Dr.

Why the fuck do i keep opening this thread?


signed,

Disgusted

OCD?

Damn it, I did it again!

Look, something shiny!

81

Dear Doc.

I have just started dating this girl. We've been on about 5 dates now but haven't kissed. What should i do?

Dissidentman

81 wrote:

Dear Doc.

I have just started dating this girl. We've been on about 5 dates now but haven't kissed. What should i do?

Let's wait for the Dr., but in the interim - tequilla.

Claireack

Dissidentman wrote:

81 wrote:

Dear Doc.

I have just started dating this girl. We've been on about 5 dates now but haven't kissed. What should i do?

Let's wait for the Dr., but in the interim - tequilla.

OMG!! I just came back in here and you've just been here Dissidentman :think: So have I got OCD too, and am I stalking you

Dissidentman

Claireack wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

81 wrote:

Dear Doc.

I have just started dating this girl. We've been on about 5 dates now but haven't kissed. What should i do?

Let's wait for the Dr., but in the interim - tequilla.

OMG!! I just came back in here and you've just been here Dissidentman :think: So have I got OCD too, and am I stalking you

I'm not sure, but this can't be good...

Claireack

I haven't been in here. I'm ok.

chadwick

im the one @ 0:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZio6i_zxQ8

can you help me out, Doc?

chadwick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_C_lZrtv0

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_C_lZrtv0

There is something not right with you, yeah?

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR_C_lZrtv0

There is something not right with you, yeah?

true
very true

DangDang

imalive wrote:

Dear Doc-

I find myself coming home from work with various office supplies. Nothing much - a pack of Post-its here, a roll of scotch tape there. Is this normal or should I seek help?

Klepto

Dissidentman

What is the proper punishment for "81" posting terrible lies on the Porch, and getting locked for it?

8-)

DangDang

the wolf wrote:

Dear DR,

How many of those chalky bi-colored pastel lollipops with the hollow white stick can I consume before
my pee turns to powder?

And should I consume enough chalky lollipops to turn my pee to powder, how long before it clears up?

thanks.

DangDang

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

Every time I see hot and cold taps (US = faucets) in display sink units of hardware stores, or said articles of installed facilities in hotel bathrooms or the counters of supermarket cafés and overcrowded bars, I feel the irrepressible urge to massage the twin orbs of my posterior, rubbing the left hand in a circular clockwise motion upon the corresponding arsecheek L, and the right in a circular anti-clockwise motion accordant with arsecheek R. Also, I feel the necessity to do this while singing the Beelzebub sequence of Bohemian Rhapsody in an authentic rural low-dutch accent, backwards. I can not stop until everyone in my immediate vicinity (including security) is also engaged in rigorously massaging their own buttcheeks and singing in unison.

While this peculiar instance of OCD attains pleasure I am concerned about friction burns on the palms of my hands caused by, er, friction. Could you advise a medically sanctioned hand cream or vegan-friendly food product, good for ameliorating the outbreak of unwarranted welts and crinkles?

:geek: :?:

Dear :geek: :?:

I believe THIS should do the trick!:

:wtf:



NEXT

81

Dissidentman wrote:

What is the proper punishment for "81" posting terrible lies on the Porch, and getting locked for it?

8-)

i better stay off the porch for a few days.

DangDang

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

Every time I see hot and cold taps (US = faucets) in display sink units of hardware stores, or said articles of installed facilities in hotel bathrooms or the counters of supermarket cafés and overcrowded bars, I feel the irrepressible urge to massage the twin orbs of my posterior, rubbing the left hand in a circular clockwise blahblahblahor vegan-friendly food product, good for ameliorating the outbreak of unwarranted welts and crinkles?
:geek: :?:

AND Diss said

I.... I.... I'm scared a little.

AND Fins said

Arsetickl-ophobia. The doctor may have a cure.

And Diss said

Don't joke...this is debilatating

DangDang

Claireack wrote:

Dear Doc

Can I pick the scabs off my toes. They're really annoying and I've taken a scalpel to them once already.

From Mrs Scabbytoes

:wtf: