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  • guypjfreakguypjfreak Posts: 2,281
    top of the range thread big smile on my face thanks for that i dont smile enough :D:D:D:D
  • Nittany1bnNittany1bn Posts: 214
    You just killed the grammar police.

    comma police...arrest this man :lol:
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,680
    rolenrock wrote:
    Spell Check man.. but glad to hear your happy.
    :mrgreen:
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Poncier wrote:
    rolenrock wrote:
    Spell Check man.. but glad to hear your happy.
    :mrgreen:

    just noticed this... i love the irony of comments like this :lol:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • rolenrockrolenrock Posts: 312
    dunkman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    rolenrock wrote:
    Spell Check man.. but glad to hear your happy.
    :mrgreen:

    just noticed this... i love the irony of comments like this :lol:


    hahahah.. woops :oops: :oops: :oops:
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Yeah I made it about 7 or 8 lines down before my head exploded, but good luck, man!

    Paragraphing save lives.
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Posts: 19,542
    you should have banged that red head you moron
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,845
    Phil100981 wrote:
    liked to play pearl jam while i worked. haha well at least that is what the excuse my job gave me. I am to worried about putting on a new pearl jam cd than working on a new unit. I built medical and miltary equipment. So anyways my work gave me 2 weeks severance and my 40 hours of vacation time i had accrued and if I don't have a job after those 3 weeks are up i can collect unemployment. Well my 2 weeks severance will be up friday and i have been lucky enough to have several interviews but alls i have been told was I am too qualified. I happen to check out my nank account yesterday to find out that at my old compnay if i didnt have a certain amount of money in my 401k I coildnt roll it over. Thanks to that great market crash of the last year and a half ago that happened to me although this may sound weird it might have worked into my favor. My friends started to distance themselves from me ( i guess they werent my true friends) they few friends who have stuck by my are they ones i excpected would have left once i lost my job becuase i was the one who would always buy the rounds at the buy or buy everyone dinner. I am by no means rich and have school bills but i have always shared with the people closest to me. needless to say when i looked in my bank account i was surprised at all those zeros i saw and it wasnt a mistake they were my zeros with some random 1's 5's 8's and what not infront of those zeros. I am now 28 yrs old and since last week i had been to one gentlemans club in my life when i was 18. So anyways i was feeling a little lonely and decided to head into this gentlemans club for some dinner the bruins game and yes to watch the girls dance. the first girl that came out was dancing to "Got Some" not what i expected to hear at a strip club so I decided to take a walk up to the DJ and asked him what made him put this song on for this particluar dancer. he just said she likes to dance to this song. so being a little typsy and on some other recreational medications i handed the DJ 300 bux and said spin the next 20 songs 20 pearl jam and youll get another 200 when the songs are done. to make a long story short after the 3rd pearl jam song i saw the club owner walk out of his office and up towards the dj. Then i see the DJ point down to me. now the club manager seems to be yellin g at the dj then he comes running down the stairs quite fast in my direction and procedes to tell me what makes you think you can decide what msuci gets played at my club. I just turned and looked at him and said dude look at your customers they are throuwing money down left and right and your dancers are smiling and everyone is having fun budddy just roll with it for a few more songs if you dont like it cut it of but I am leaving eith all my money. I dint have that much on me anyways so it wouldndt have mad or broke his night. but the girl who was on stage was one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen in my life i through downa 20 dollar bill and leaned over adn told her she could be whatever she wanted to be she didnt need to work here for that scum bag. anyways after she got off dtage she came over to me and said that noone has ever talken to her boss like that eithout getting taken out back and gettin the shit beat our of him but she said i was right within the 30 mins the pjam songs ere be played by the DJ th club made about 7500 more than it would ahve at that point that night. th manager came over to me aout 20 mins later and said the chamagnge room is on the club for you and any 2 girls you want all night long. I am a suxker for red heads so I asked him if he had any red heads working. she came over and he told her to escort me upstairs and make sure you sned this guy home a happy man. now mind you i didnt go in there for sex but she gave me a dance and she just sat on my lap and we talked for about 5 hours. i was up stairs in this corner room with a beatiful girl and all we did was talk and amke out and she just couldnt believ that i stood up to her boss didnt force her to have sex with her and actually made her feel impoertant to someone for afew hours. noone had every said those words to me before it just felt so weird. that i get laid off from my job have a little xtra cash in my pocket ask a dj to play some pearl jam adn meet proabably he prettiest girl to ever wlakinto my life. It all seems to good to be tru but at the end of that night she quit her job asked me to move in with her and we have just been having funplaying like the kids we were when we both lost our childhoods early to parents wh snuffed are dreams away with drugs and alcholol. i dont thikn there really is a point to the post but i guess what i got from the whole expereince is that if there is soemthing out there in the world than you want go out there and get it how every crazy it may be go out there and get it and without pearl jam i prbably never would have gotten what i have today. it might not be love, it certainly isnt money but one thing it defantly is is happiness and to see your happiness reflecting in the eyes of the woman across from you it will bring gooesbumps to your arms, the hairs on the back of your neck stand on edge as if you are on the best high of your life just stone sober and actually remembering every minute as if you are asleep dreaming the perfect dream yet its not a dream irs actually your life. In a place you never thought you would ever be happy for thie first time in 28 yrs in the amrs of a girl that you meet in the most unlikely of place you would have expected to meet a girl espcially a girl that can make you smaile and laugh with out saying a wrd. who can complete your sentences before you even speak =, basically the girl of your dreams and to whom do i owe these thanks but to pearl jam for puttin out such great music and my company actaully laying me off because if that never happened i nvere would havealked into that club that night and neet the woman of my dreams . wow that was jjust so random i wanted to share that with you. I hope you could understand thgouh my writting is very bad

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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Posts: 19,542
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)

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  • in eds treein eds tree Posts: 539
    ha. i totally get it. (yes it hurt my whole head to read it) but i get it. fucking awesome. :D
    keep on rockin' in the free world.
  • rolenrock wrote:
    Phew.. I now have to rest my eyes before they bleed anymore. Spell Check man.. but glad to hear your happy.
    AMEN!!!!! BOSTON SUX !!!
  • Back_PedalBack_Pedal Posts: 1,171
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    Thanks EPOTTSIII!
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    424, xxx
  • benjsbenjs Posts: 9,099
    Phil100981 wrote:
    liked to play pearl jam while i worked. haha well at least that is what the excuse my job gave me. I am to worried about putting on a new pearl jam cd than working on a new unit. I built medical and miltary equipment. So anyways my work gave me 2 weeks severance and my 40 hours of vacation time i had accrued and if I don't have a job after those 3 weeks are up i can collect unemployment. Well my 2 weeks severance will be up friday and i have been lucky enough to have several interviews but alls i have been told was I am too qualified. I happen to check out my nank account yesterday to find out that at my old compnay if i didnt have a certain amount of money in my 401k I coildnt roll it over. Thanks to that great market crash of the last year and a half ago that happened to me although this may sound weird it might have worked into my favor. My friends started to distance themselves from me ( i guess they werent my true friends) they few friends who have stuck by my are they ones i excpected would have left once i lost my job becuase i was the one who would always buy the rounds at the buy or buy everyone dinner. I am by no means rich and have school bills but i have always shared with the people closest to me. needless to say when i looked in my bank account i was surprised at all those zeros i saw and it wasnt a mistake they were my zeros with some random 1's 5's 8's and what not infront of those zeros. I am now 28 yrs old and since last week i had been to one gentlemans club in my life when i was 18. So anyways i was feeling a little lonely and decided to head into this gentlemans club for some dinner the bruins game and yes to watch the girls dance. the first girl that came out was dancing to "Got Some" not what i expected to hear at a strip club so I decided to take a walk up to the DJ and asked him what made him put this song on for this particluar dancer. he just said she likes to dance to this song. so being a little typsy and on some other recreational medications i handed the DJ 300 bux and said spin the next 20 songs 20 pearl jam and youll get another 200 when the songs are done. to make a long story short after the 3rd pearl jam song i saw the club owner walk out of his office and up towards the dj. Then i see the DJ point down to me. now the club manager seems to be yellin g at the dj then he comes running down the stairs quite fast in my direction and procedes to tell me what makes you think you can decide what msuci gets played at my club. I just turned and looked at him and said dude look at your customers they are throuwing money down left and right and your dancers are smiling and everyone is having fun budddy just roll with it for a few more songs if you dont like it cut it of but I am leaving eith all my money. I dint have that much on me anyways so it wouldndt have mad or broke his night. but the girl who was on stage was one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen in my life i through downa 20 dollar bill and leaned over adn told her she could be whatever she wanted to be she didnt need to work here for that scum bag. anyways after she got off dtage she came over to me and said that noone has ever talken to her boss like that eithout getting taken out back and gettin the shit beat our of him but she said i was right within the 30 mins the pjam songs ere be played by the DJ th club made about 7500 more than it would ahve at that point that night. th manager came over to me aout 20 mins later and said the chamagnge room is on the club for you and any 2 girls you want all night long. I am a suxker for red heads so I asked him if he had any red heads working. she came over and he told her to escort me upstairs and make sure you sned this guy home a happy man. now mind you i didnt go in there for sex but she gave me a dance and she just sat on my lap and we talked for about 5 hours. i was up stairs in this corner room with a beatiful girl and all we did was talk and amke out and she just couldnt believ that i stood up to her boss didnt force her to have sex with her and actually made her feel impoertant to someone for afew hours. noone had every said those words to me before it just felt so weird. that i get laid off from my job have a little xtra cash in my pocket ask a dj to play some pearl jam adn meet proabably he prettiest girl to ever wlakinto my life. It all seems to good to be tru but at the end of that night she quit her job asked me to move in with her and we have just been having funplaying like the kids we were when we both lost our childhoods early to parents wh snuffed are dreams away with drugs and alcholol. i dont thikn there really is a point to the post but i guess what i got from the whole expereince is that if there is soemthing out there in the world than you want go out there and get it how every crazy it may be go out there and get it and without pearl jam i prbably never would have gotten what i have today. it might not be love, it certainly isnt money but one thing it defantly is is happiness and to see your happiness reflecting in the eyes of the woman across from you it will bring gooesbumps to your arms, the hairs on the back of your neck stand on edge as if you are on the best high of your life just stone sober and actually remembering every minute as if you are asleep dreaming the perfect dream yet its not a dream irs actually your life. In a place you never thought you would ever be happy for thie first time in 28 yrs in the amrs of a girl that you meet in the most unlikely of place you would have expected to meet a girl espcially a girl that can make you smaile and laugh with out saying a wrd. who can complete your sentences before you even speak =, basically the girl of your dreams and to whom do i owe these thanks but to pearl jam for puttin out such great music and my company actaully laying me off because if that never happened i nvere would havealked into that club that night and neet the woman of my dreams . wow that was jjust so random i wanted to share that with you. I hope you could understand thgouh my writting is very bad

    You should probably take her up on this.
    :lol:
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  • Phil100981Phil100981 Posts: 131
    you should have banged that red head you moron

    I never really got around to finishing the rest of what I was saying. I started getting bashed. Well I guess I deserved it my grammar and spelling was horrible. But, anyways I decided that the story was irrelevant to the Pearl Jam board and won't really talk to much abou this thread anymore except just answering the few questions that remain out there.
    You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets
    Or you can come to terms and realize
    You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
    Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense

  • Phil100981Phil100981 Posts: 131
    guypjfreak wrote:
    top of the range thread big smile on my face thanks for that i dont smile enough :D:D:D:D


    Unless You are being very sarcastic, its hard to tell. But if you are being truthfull then I would really like to say Thank You. Maybe I didnt spell check or grammar check anything. Oh well I had fun writing it. I am glad someone had fun reading it. Bad grammar or not. When I read it I very much enjoyed it. Well except a few parts do kinda suck because I am unemployed and what not but that thread general brings me some laughther. Its probably just because I wrote it so bad. I really don;t know, but thanks for enjoying it.
    Phil
    You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets
    Or you can come to terms and realize
    You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
    Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense

  • Phil100981Phil100981 Posts: 131
    Phil100981 wrote:
    liked to play pearl jam while i worked. haha well at least that is what the excuse my job gave me. I am to worried about putting on a new pearl jam cd than working on a new unit. I built medical and miltary equipment. So anyways my work gave me 2 weeks severance and my 40 hours of vacation time i had accrued and if I don't have a job after those 3 weeks are up i can collect unemployment. Well my 2 weeks severance will be up friday and i have been lucky enough to have several interviews but alls i have been told was I am too qualified. I happen to check out my nank account yesterday to find out that at my old compnay if i didnt have a certain amount of money in my 401k I coildnt roll it over. Thanks to that great market crash of the last year and a half ago that happened to me although this may sound weird it might have worked into my favor. My friends started to distance themselves from me ( i guess they werent my true friends) they few friends who have stuck by my are they ones i excpected would have left once i lost my job becuase i was the one who would always buy the rounds at the buy or buy everyone dinner. I am by no means rich and have school bills but i have always shared with the people closest to me. needless to say when i looked in my bank account i was surprised at all those zeros i saw and it wasnt a mistake they were my zeros with some random 1's 5's 8's and what not infront of those zeros. I am now 28 yrs old and since last week i had been to one gentlemans club in my life when i was 18. So anyways i was feeling a little lonely and decided to head into this gentlemans club for some dinner the bruins game and yes to watch the girls dance. the first girl that came out was dancing to "Got Some" not what i expected to hear at a strip club so I decided to take a walk up to the DJ and asked him what made him put this song on for this particluar dancer. he just said she likes to dance to this song. so being a little typsy and on some other recreational medications i handed the DJ 300 bux and said spin the next 20 songs 20 pearl jam and youll get another 200 when the songs are done. to make a long story short after the 3rd pearl jam song i saw the club owner walk out of his office and up towards the dj. Then i see the DJ point down to me. now the club manager seems to be yellin g at the dj then he comes running down the stairs quite fast in my direction and procedes to tell me what makes you think you can decide what msuci gets played at my club. I just turned and looked at him and said dude look at your customers they are throuwing money down left and right and your dancers are smiling and everyone is having fun budddy just roll with it for a few more songs if you dont like it cut it of but I am leaving eith all my money. I dint have that much on me anyways so it wouldndt have mad or broke his night. but the girl who was on stage was one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen in my life i through downa 20 dollar bill and leaned over adn told her she could be whatever she wanted to be she didnt need to work here for that scum bag. anyways after she got off dtage she came over to me and said that noone has ever talken to her boss like that eithout getting taken out back and gettin the shit beat our of him but she said i was right within the 30 mins the pjam songs ere be played by the DJ th club made about 7500 more than it would ahve at that point that night. th manager came over to me aout 20 mins later and said the chamagnge room is on the club for you and any 2 girls you want all night long. I am a suxker for red heads so I asked him if he had any red heads working. she came over and he told her to escort me upstairs and make sure you sned this guy home a happy man. now mind you i didnt go in there for sex but she gave me a dance and she just sat on my lap and we talked for about 5 hours. i was up stairs in this corner room with a beatiful girl and all we did was talk and amke out and she just couldnt believ that i stood up to her boss didnt force her to have sex with her and actually made her feel impoertant to someone for afew hours. noone had every said those words to me before it just felt so weird. that i get laid off from my job have a little xtra cash in my pocket ask a dj to play some pearl jam adn meet proabably he prettiest girl to ever wlakinto my life. It all seems to good to be tru but at the end of that night she quit her job asked me to move in with her and we have just been having funplaying like the kids we were when we both lost our childhoods early to parents wh snuffed are dreams away with drugs and alcholol. i dont thikn there really is a point to the post but i guess what i got from the whole expereince is that if there is soemthing out there in the world than you want go out there and get it how every crazy it may be go out there and get it and without pearl jam i prbably never would have gotten what i have today. it might not be love, it certainly isnt money but one thing it defantly is is happiness and to see your happiness reflecting in the eyes of the woman across from you it will bring gooesbumps to your arms, the hairs on the back of your neck stand on edge as if you are on the best high of your life just stone sober and actually remembering every minute as if you are asleep dreaming the perfect dream yet its not a dream irs actually your life. In a place you never thought you would ever be happy for thie first time in 28 yrs in the amrs of a girl that you meet in the most unlikely of place you would have expected to meet a girl espcially a girl that can make you smaile and laugh with out saying a wrd. who can complete your sentences before you even speak =, basically the girl of your dreams and to whom do i owe these thanks but to pearl jam for puttin out such great music and my company actaully laying me off because if that never happened i nvere would havealked into that club that night and neet the woman of my dreams . wow that was jjust so random i wanted to share that with you. I hope you could understand thgouh my writting is very bad

    You should probably take her up on this.

    Yea you think she could be ful of shit????
    You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets
    Or you can come to terms and realize
    You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
    Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense

  • I would have had a good guess at your real identity Phil100981.. but JD Salinger just died!

    That was like reading Catcher in the Rye: The Empire Strikes Back.

    Wishing you all the best!
  • matt.wattmatt.watt Posts: 77
    I would have had a good guess at your real identity Phil100981.. but JD Salinger just died!

    That was like reading Catcher in the Rye: The Empire Strikes Back.

    Wishing you all the best!

    My thoughts exactly!!! :lol:
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    i call BULLSHIT!
  • MayDay10MayDay10 Posts: 11,672
    i dunno. Voluntarily plopping down $500 bucks to a DJ in a strip joint after you lose your job is insanity.

    If I play a few PJ songs on the jukebox (even if I try to "pepper in" other artists) I always get odd looks and most people dont necessarily appreciate it and certainly business never picks up at the bar... I cant picture PJ getting played repeatedly at a strip club and people suddenly getting excited and spending more money. I love PJ and if I was a strip joint and PJ was played I wouldnt start unloading Benjamins because of it.
  • RF753RF753 Posts: 18
    I love strip clubs! Wholesome family entertainment. You know my family, don't you? Big Jim and the twins.
  • RF753RF753 Posts: 18
    I just now read though all the replies in this thread. You people make me laugh! Keep it coming.
  • RF753RF753 Posts: 18
    Phil100981 wrote:
    you should have banged that red head you moron

    I never really got around to finishing the rest of what I was saying. I started getting bashed. Well I guess I deserved it my grammar and spelling was horrible. But, anyways I decided that the story was irrelevant to the Pearl Jam board and won't really talk to much abou this thread anymore except just answering the few questions that remain out there.

    I have a question. So, you're dating a hooker? Is that correct?
  • ZosoZoso Posts: 6,425
    intense reading indeed. can't believe you blew that kinda money after you were laid of.
    I'm just flying around the other side of the world to say I love you

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    I love you forever and forever :)

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,933
    four days ago, I didn't have time to read this....today, I did.

    Great story!! Glad the convergence of no work, PJ and a strip club turned out so well! :thumbup:
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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    Strippers know that the Pavlovian response of loners who wear PJ shirts to strip bars is to empty their pockets when any non-Ten PJ song comes on. I suspect when you sober up and straighten out there will be a single 0 in your bank account and zero red-headed hookers in your place. Unless your name is Richard Gere.
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  • Phil100981Phil100981 Posts: 131
    RF753 wrote:
    Phil100981 wrote:
    you should have banged that red head you moron

    I never really got around to finishing the rest of what I was saying. I started getting bashed. Well I guess I deserved it my grammar and spelling was horrible. But, anyways I decided that the story was irrelevant to the Pearl Jam board and won't really talk to much abou this thread anymore except just answering the few questions that remain out there.

    I have a question. So, you're dating a hooker? Is that correct?


    shes a dancer not a hooker. haha if she was a hooker i am pretty sure she would boned me right there in the club with the money I had at the time. but the fun and blowing off steam part is done. The rest of the money is in the bank and I'm looking for a new job. Unless my new dancer GF wants to pay my bills. She told me right there in the champagne room it doesnt matter if you put 3 grand in front of me I won't fuck you thats not my job, I dance. and dance she did.
    You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets
    Or you can come to terms and realize
    You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
    Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense

  • Phil100981Phil100981 Posts: 131
    Songburst wrote:
    Strippers know that the Pavlovian response of loners who wear PJ shirts to strip bars is to empty their pockets when any non-Ten PJ song comes on. I suspect when you sober up and straighten out there will be a single 0 in your bank account and zero red-headed hookers in your place. Unless your name is Richard Gere.


    Actually I've got 0's in my accounts. I am not dumb. Just because I got laid off doesn't mean I can't go out and have some fun. I still have my 401k, IRA, other funds and what not with my bank. If you are smart you prepare for something like this in case it happens so you dont say shit I've got zero in the bank what do I do. As for the red-headed hooker. You shouldn't read a book by its cover. Not all Dancers go the extra mile for money. They have standards and money to and want to be treated fairly without the expectation of sex because they get brought upstairs to the champagne room. Anyways I unexpectedly hit the lotttery and decided to entertain myself with half of it and bank the rest. I got two weeks severance from my job, so while looking for a new job during that time I used it as a vacation as well because my company also owed me several weeks of vacation time. @ the moment I am very sober and my red-headed hooker is sitting down next to me as a write this response. She just wants everyone to know that it wasnt the money I have/had that brought her attention to me. She says she honestly though I came in there with 100 bux and just wanted to watch the bruins game and thought that when she talked to me i would blow her off. She says she was surprised that I even showed interest. her main reasoning was that I am young seem very confident, and I am also very attractive. Which anybody can disagree with that as I myself dont think I am as attractive or confident as she says. but anyways as you like to call her my read headed hooker is doing pretty good. we have now known each other for 2 weeks and we legitamately like each other. So she dances in front of guys for money so what and thats only 2 days a week. she has a beatiful daughter who is her life and she said she would never risk having sex with a stranger consom or not that might get her sick and leave her daughter alone. SO you all can think of me as you will. I don't know you and you don't know me. I will go on living my life the way I want to wheter you bash on me or not. Dancers need loving too you know. I hope this was another great edition of rambling for everyone to enjoy at my expense. I honestly enjoy reading some of your comments. At first they might have bothered me but now I realize that if you have to bash me on a forum over the internet then how much of a man can you really be. HAHAHAA
    You can spend your time alone, re-digesting past regrets
    Or you can come to terms and realize
    You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
    Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense

  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Interesting read, a pretty cool story overall.

    I am just confused over the money part.......can you clarify - you checked your bank accounts and had much more money than you expected?
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