A God that watches over us-real or imagined?

Green Circle

Or Worship the Belgian Waffle God.

eyedclaar

chadwick wrote:

ya know... my waffle iron is a real piece of shit.
it's small and it must be old or some shit.
it can fuck up a nice waffle in a matter of just a few moments.

what can i do to have nice wonderful godlike waffles?

For the sake of your eternal soul, I won't mention this to Waffle, but with him being omnipotent and everything...

He may forgive you based on the fact that you are at least on a mission seeking wisdom about a better waffle.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

ya know... my waffle iron is a real piece of shit.
it's small and it must be old or some shit.
it can fuck up a nice waffle in a matter of just a few moments.

what can i do to have nice wonderful godlike waffles?

For the sake of your eternal soul, I won't mention this to Waffle, but with him being omnipotent and everything...

He may forgive you based on the fact that you are at least on a mission seeking wisdom about a better waffle.

you're a few waffles short, aren't ya?

eyedclaar

Theovl316 wrote:

Or Worship the Belgian Waffle God.

The Belgian Waffle is really our version of the devil. Be wary, he takes on many pleasing and tasty disguises.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

ya know... my waffle iron is a real piece of shit.
it's small and it must be old or some shit.
it can fuck up a nice waffle in a matter of just a few moments.

what can i do to have nice wonderful godlike waffles?

For the sake of your eternal soul, I won't mention this to Waffle, but with him being omnipotent and everything...

He may forgive you based on the fact that you are at least on a mission seeking wisdom about a better waffle.

you're a few waffles short, aren't ya?

And how!

chadwick

ya know i think i am going to jump into some thorn bushes and pierce my mouth and face for awhile.
maybe this will show the waffle gods that i am indeed sorry and that i am really trying to be a better soul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7OdXTyRFI8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jmhd0wKe4

Dissidentman

chadwick wrote:

ya know i think i am going to jump into some thorn bushes and pierce my mouth and face for awhile.
maybe this will show the waffle gods that i am indeed sorry and that i am really trying to be a better soul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7OdXTyRFI8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jmhd0wKe4

WTF?????

Phantom Pain

With this thread title I couldn't help but think of my all time favorite performer and song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDSh5wUtXt4


:sigh:

small town beck

Phantom Pain wrote:

With this thread title I couldn't help but think of my all time favorite performer and song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDSh5wUtXt4


:sigh:

:evil:

I clicked on that link!

What about the FSM? Any pastafarians here?

chadwick

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

ya know i think i am going to jump into some thorn bushes and pierce my mouth and face for awhile.
maybe this will show the waffle gods that i am indeed sorry and that i am really trying to be a better soul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7OdXTyRFI8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jmhd0wKe4

WTF?????

what?
you don't eat bricks and bicycles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJRRyeGnM7k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnm6AmaUzvs :?

mickeyrat

Something I learned long ago, never talk about religion or politics while in a bar. This place is much like a bar.

I have a belief system that works for me. And thats all I really need to know. Your belief system is none of my business.


I think I will now go "worship" as Eyed suggests and make me some waffles!!

Pepe Silvia

i think there's something greater than our individual selves but not some old dude guiding everything. religion is too egocentric and as a whole doesn't make sense. like if god is a guy (just a guy can make life? really?) and he creates all of us and he knows everything we will ever do before we are made then he created hitler knowing he'd kill millions of jews, gays, gypsies, europeans...he creates child molestors knowing they will rape kids, he makes those kids knowing they will be raped....if i'm to believe that is true then god is a huge dick. not to mention how the bible contradicts itself and has some messed up things like before god knocked mary up and became a dad if you raped a girl as long as she was a virgin and wasn't married it was ok (provided you paid her dad 50 shekels and married her, talk about women's rights from a god of love, no wonder he date raped mary!)