pearl jam killed my cat

Federico

UndieTaker wrote:

You're a jackass. I hope that actually happens to your wife on your wedding day.

NorthAmericans are so violents....maybe thats why youre always in wars

ForestBrain

That really sucks. I would have a heart attack if that happened to my kitty...where's my kitty? I feel the need to give her a hug.

haffajappa

oh come on people, the thread starter isnt actually seriously blaming it on pearl jam. its probably one of those situations, like when i say i'm broke and its all pearl jams fault... why do they keep touring on far away continents?

at least i'm giving them the benefit of the doubt

and as for dogs being dumb, if you met mine, you probably wouldnt be so quick to generalize!

Spunkie

Dave, have you considered suing their pants off? At the very least, you'd get their pants off.

itsevobaby

pearl jam made me rock out once & i hurt my neck, those motherfuckers need to be taught a lesson, where the fuck do they get off?! Grrrrr :mad:

Songburst

Federico wrote:

NorthAmericans are so violents....maybe thats why youre always in wars

Vive la revolucion!! How are all those peaceful South American nations these days? Any soccer players get shot for an own goal lately? I do thank the gods for the Brazillian every day though.

haffajappa

Federico wrote:

NorthAmericans are so violents....maybe thats why youre always in wars

ahhhhh yes, when prime minister bush launched the war in iraq...

Hawkshore

ForestBrain wrote:

That really sucks. I would have a heart attack if that happened to my kitty...where's my kitty? I feel the need to give her a hug.

Don't forget to pet and stroke her until she purrrs!

DaveMatthews

halszka123 wrote:

don't make me furious! every day I meet people who push their responsibility of animals death or illness on sb else. I hate it! There was a psychological term of sth like this (i don't remember). It's so easy to wash your hands of sth dirt U did.
Blame the sun that didn't shined enough that day, blame the door, which were opened, blame the driver for fast driving, but ... U don't blame yourself for lack of responsibility...
Shame on U!

it was actually pearl jam's fault. the driver was delivering his pastries. U shouldn't make assumptions like that.

Shame on UUUUUUUUUUU!

DaveMatthews

im only kidding about it being pearl jams fault. but now everytime i listen to pearl jam i will think of my little fuzzy snuggles being flattened into the pavement by a giant pastry truck driven by some fat peurtorican fella.

Hawkshore

DaveMatthews wrote:

giant pastry truck driven by some fat peurtorican fella.

Que :mad:

DaveMatthews

he was a large man from puerto rico.

when he murdered my cat he got out to see what happened. only to find a pile of fur and blood,...........and my tears......with pearl jam blaring in the background.

Hawkshore

DaveMatthews wrote:

he was a large man from puerto rico.

when he murdered my cat he got out to see what happened. only to find a pile of fur and blood,...........and my tears......with pearl jam blaring in the background.

Ahhhh ......Hopefully it was Last Kiss playing???

DaveMatthews

no i dont really like last kiss. i think it was who you are.

Hawkshore

Bummer :( ....you could have at least picked a decent song to have poor kitty run over to! :(

DaveMatthews

i like that song. its epic, bro

Hawkshore

I'm going to leave you with this tidbit of advice ......when you get your next kitty make sure you know how to properly pet and stroke it until it purrrrs!!! ....kitty will never want to leave you if you can do this well!

patrickredeyes

(UK)_foxymop wrote:

ah, but the cat buries it .. a dog leaves it steaming in the middle of the room ready to tread in as you walk through the door :mad:
btw, we all shit in a bowl in the house... we're not so different
Cats are :cool:

So many comments I could make about your statement. But I'll just say this. My dog doesn't shit in the house. He knows to do his business outside.


Dogs Rule !!! hehehe

JordyWordy

patrickredeyes wrote:

So many comments I could make about your statement. But I'll just say this. My dog doesn't shit in the house. He knows to do his business outside.


Dogs Rule !!! hehehe

neither does my dog shit in the house. but its all over my fucking lawn and i have to clean it up!! at least a cat has the wherewithall to fuckin bury her/his Shite!

12345AGNST1

Jesika537 wrote:

Why don't you go recruit some new 16 year old collar-popping kids to listen to your pussy ass music instead of trying to bother fans of a band that actually rocks... You suck and so does your music. Take that violin and shove it up your ass.

or how about you just learn how to take a joke. Anyway DMB is great, thats really sad that you can't recognize that bands talent. oh and like PEARL JAM doesnt have preppy frat college kids as their fans either. who gives a shit.

JordyWordy

Songburst wrote:

Yup -- and you answered it correctly. Cats are pretty useless too but I like the fact that I can leave my cats alone for a week with food and water and they can take care of themselves. My friends that have dogs have to find some sucker to take care of them if they want to do anything for more than 4 hours and that would drive me insane.

yeah totally agree, my dog can really tie me down....but then again he has a habit of walking on his back legs which is really funny and more than makes up for it!

on a side note: my friend (devoted cat owner) went away for one week at xmas and put the cats into a cattery...she ordered the penthouse suite for them...extortionate money

i cant help but feel shes not giving the cat the credit it deserves. then again maybe these cats are spoilt.

JordyWordy

DaveMatthews wrote:

he was a large man from puerto rico.

when he murdered my cat he got out to see what happened. only to find a pile of fur and blood,...........and my tears......with pearl jam blaring in the background.

im imagining that scene from his perspective..so he gets out and sees what you described and hears this blaring

"Trampled moss on your souls
Changes all you're a part
Seen it all, not at all
Can't defend fucked up man
Take me a for a ride before we leave..."

fur blood tears and the big JI on percussion......memorable image

Haijay

Federico wrote:

NorthAmericans are so violents....maybe thats why youre always in wars

not us canadians, we just get drunk and fight with each other

Haijay

if you don't live in the country where your dog can roam and do it's business on it's own,that sucks.Can't imagine carrying a bag and picking up hot sausages! My cats on the other hand shit in my neighbours flower beds,now that's funny shit.No pun intended