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pearl jam killed my cat

DaveMatthewsDaveMatthews Posts: 73
edited December 2007 in The Porch
i was listening to pearl jam today really loud and the wind blew my door open. i didn't notice it because of stupid pearl jam was so loud. so my little baby kitten runs out there like he just discovered a new world and gets DESTROYED by a delivery truck.

good job pearl jam. good job. all their fault, really.
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  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    :(
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  • simplemansimpleman Posts: 425
    I prpmise you the cat did not feel a thing! I will mail you my two cats, I've been looking for a reason to get rid of them. Thank You.
    " Jump from a cliff to fly, not to fall..."
  • Jesika537Jesika537 Posts: 301
    Why don't you go recruit some new 16 year old collar-popping kids to listen to your pussy ass music instead of trying to bother fans of a band that actually rocks... You suck and so does your music. Take that violin and shove it up your ass.
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Jesika537 wrote:
    Why don't you go recruit some new 16 year old collar-popping kids to listen to your pussy ass music instead of trying to bother fans of a band that actually rocks... You suck and so does your music. Take that violin and shove it up your ass.



    That my friend earned you a gold star. :D
  • GotMyLeashGotMyLeash Posts: 129
    Can't you keep this shit to yourself. I don't want to read about pets being killed full stop. This thread should have been deleted. If can't come up with relevant issues on Pearl Jam then don't post this bullshit.
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    torture then reward...torture then reward,
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  • bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    I'm sorry but I lol'ed at that.
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Your arrogance killed your cat. Do the world a favor and don't supervise anymore animals.. and don't ever have children.
  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    I like destroying pussy with my Peterbuilt.
    the Minions
  • JulienJulien Posts: 2,457
    lol, that's funny ! sorry, but it made me laugh..
    Sorry for your cat though :o
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    :(
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • sexysurfergirlsexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    awwww poor lil thing
  • lowlight1lowlight1 Posts: 273
    Cats suck
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    lowlight1 wrote:
    Cats suck
    while i agree with your sentiment completely... this was a kitten were talking about... and those are cute... and whether it be cat or kitten, no animal deserve to die in such a way... or to be subjected to prolonged contact with dave matthews
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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    so.......you killed your cat. bad job.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    is it possible the kitten opened the door itself and threw itself in front of the truck?

    ...oh wait....is that controversial? :D

    ah no im sorry, i live on a busy road and have lost pets like that...and it fuckin sucks. comiserations to you and your fallen feline friend
  • Niko80Niko80 Posts: 1,608
    Convenient to blame it on pearl jam isn't it...

    On another note, its absolutely heartbreaking to lose a pet. I know how you feel. I lost my dog this summer. Something was wrong with the liver and she got worse and worse. It all happened in a week or so... In the end, I couldn't take it anymore and had her put down. Toughest and hardest decision I have ever faced... Losing my grandparents was way easier...

    That dog was amazing and I still miss it 6 months later.
    I will swallow poison
  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    lowlight1 wrote:
    Cats suck

    They are way better than useless fucking dogs.
    1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Songburst wrote:
    They are way better than useless fucking dogs.

    how are cats better?? im a fan of both but i totally acknowledge that cats are the most Selfish, Self-absorbed creatures you could have the burden of paying for. they look good and are cute (kittens obviously excel in this area) but they do absolutely nothing but lie around, being picky about the food u feed them.

    ......i suppose they do look after themselves more than a dog now that i think about it (groom themselves, dont shit all over your apartmnent /garden)....so ultimately i just answered my own question....

    i gota get handle of my Brain-Mouth problem
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    JordyWordy wrote:
    how are cats better?? im a fan of both but i totally acknowledge that cats are the most Selfish, Self-absorbed creatures you could have the burden of paying for. they look good and are cute (kittens obviously excel in this area) but they do absolutely nothing but lie around, being picky about the food u feed them.

    ......i suppose they do look after themselves more than a dog now that i think about it (groom themselves, dont shit all over your apartmnent /garden)....so ultimately i just answered my own question....

    i gota get handle of my Brain-Mouth problem

    LOL this really made me laugh :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Songburst wrote:
    They are way better than useless fucking dogs.


    Dogs Rule!!!


    I have no problems with cats. But I will never get one and here is why. They shit in a box in your house. No thank you
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Dogs Rule!!!

    yes but cats are better :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    LOL this really made me laugh :D

    yeh im reading it again now. a proud moment :)
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    JordyWordy wrote:
    yeh im reading it again now. a proud moment :)

    Cats are still better :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    yes but cats are better :p


    If I ever owned a cat it would be the first to shit outside and go for walks. LOL


    Like I said I have many freinds that have cats. And I have no problem what so ever with them. I come from a family that always had dogs. Nobody in my family owns a cat.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    If I ever owned a cat it would be the first to shit outside and go for walks. LOL


    Like I said I have many freinds that have cats. And I have no problem what so ever with them. I come from a family that always had dogs. Nobody in my family owns a cat.

    ah! you see i'm the same... but with cats! never owned a dog, like them, but prefer cats :)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    ah! you see i'm the same... but with cats! never owned a dog, like them, but prefer cats :)



    Awww well then its settled then. lol



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    ^ ^
    This little guy makes my day and world alot of the times. :)
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Awww well then its settled then. lol



    http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/patrickpjfan/015.jpg

    ^ ^
    This little guy makes my day and world alot of the times. :)

    AWWWWW!!!! :o

    so cute!

    these gals rock my world:

    http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90/gruftyzombie/DSC00266.jpg

    http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90/gruftyzombie/DSC00192.jpg

    now.... tell me they're not cute?! :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    AWWWWW!!!! :o

    so cute!

    these gals rock my world:

    http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90/gruftyzombie/DSC00266.jpg

    http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90/gruftyzombie/DSC00192.jpg

    now.... tell me they're not cute?! :p



    If you were the person that said dogs are fucking useless then no they are not cute. But you didn't so yea they are cute. But Dogs rule!!! hehehe
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    If you were the person that said dogs are fucking useless then no they are not cute. But you didn't so yea they are cute. But Dogs rule!!! hehehe

    shocking.... and no, you're right, it wasn't me.... so i'll let you off ;)

    *whispers* cats are STILL better! hehe! :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    shocking.... and no, you're right, it wasn't me.... so i'll let you off ;)

    *whispers* cats are STILL better! hehe! :p

    Well we each know where we stand then on the issue. lol :)



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJYTKnA3e8


    hehehe :D
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